"I made the decision to buy her some groceries because arresting her was not going to solve the problem of her children being hungry," Miami-Dade police officer Vicki Thomas told WSVN after she caught a woman shoplifting.
Or perhaps you'd prefer a bacon pig?
HLNtv.com has the burning court documents from the Paula Deen controversy.
Paula Deen on romance and bone sucking
Dried, crushed cochineal beetles add the red tint to Starbucks' strawberry and cream cappucino. The Food and Drug Administration says they're safe to consume, but vegetarians are awfully bugged out by the revelation.
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