Or it could be trying to lull you into a sense of submission while the robot overlords assume power over humanity, but that's just a theory.
Previously - 100 years of Oreo cookies
A Mississippi teenager is taking a victory lap after Gatorade announced it will change a minor ingredient in some of its popular sports drinks.
Sarah Kavanagh, a fifteen-year-old volleyball player and Gatorade lover, was drinking an orange Gatorade at home when she read about one of the ingredients in it. She dumped out the rest of the bottle right then and there, and began an online campaign to lobby the company to change formulas. The petition eventually drew over 200,000 signatures.
Twinkie-stuffed turkey. This is a thing that exists. In a restaurant. That people pay for. On purpose. With money. That they earned.