Your phone's confiscated.
Your fingerprints are taken.
You're going to prison.
But don't worry, it's just for lunch.
The Clink Charity opened its third restaurant this week inside Brixton Prison in south London.
The meals are cooked and served by actual prisoners at restaurants located inside prison walls as part of a training and qualification program to help them prepare for life on the outside.
The British love a good argument over a pint, and what could be a better topic than which pub deserves to be called the nation’s oldest?
It’s a touchy subject - there’s possibly no more cherished symbol of Britain than a snug pub with a fire crackling in the corner.
And if it’s ancient, well, that’s really the froth on the ale.
There are several contenders for the crown of Britain’s oldest inn.
The problem is how to judge them.