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January 20th, 2014
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  1. Ms. Grammar

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/07/30/1226634/-India-Declares-Dolphins-Non-Human-Persons-Dolphin-shows-BANNED

    HUH?

    January 24, 2014 at 1:01 pm | Reply
    • Jerv

      W T H ?

      January 24, 2014 at 2:41 pm | Reply
    • Weeds

      Makes sense to me to define them as a person. They are self aware. They have a highly sense of social structure. Using their own intelligence, they are capable of interacting with other species (humans) and in fact they have on numerous times initiated the contact. They use tools, they have leaned and taught other dolphins how to use a tool. They are even employed in the US Navy, where they get a retirement package (something a lot of humans can not claim) – but sadly while employed by the US military they and their dependents are not allowed to shop or browse in a PX.

      January 24, 2014 at 7:17 pm | Reply
      • Jerv

        Please explain what you mean by this.

        "employed in the US Navy"

        January 25, 2014 at 5:46 pm | Reply
        • AleeD®@Jerv

          em·ploy (ĕm-ploi′)
          tr.v. em·ployed, em·ploy·ing, em·ploys
          1.a. To engage the services of; put to work: agreed to employ the job applicant.
          b. To provide with gainful work: factories that employ thousands.

          2. To put to use or service. See Synonyms at use.

          3. To devote (time, for example) to an activity or purpose: employed several months in learning Swahili.
          n.
          1. The state of being employed: in the employ of the city.
          2. Archaic Occupation.
          [Middle English emploien, from Old French emploier, from Latin implicāre, to involve : in-, in; see en-1 + plicāre, to fold; see plek- in Indo-European roots.]

          em·ploy′a·bil′i·ty n.
          em·ploy′a·ble adj.
          em·ploy′er n.

          Thesaurus
          Adj.
          1a. employed – having your services engaged for; or having a job especially one that pays wages or a salary;
          "most of our graduates are employed"
          1b. busy – actively or fully engaged or occupied; "busy with her work"; "a busy man"; "too busy to eat lunch"

          2a. employed – put to use
          2b. exploited – developed or used to greatest advantage

          January 27, 2014 at 7:55 am |
  2. How liberal are you quiz.

    http://www.isidewith.com/political-quiz

    January 24, 2014 at 12:43 pm | Reply
    • Turth™@HLAYQuiz

      HAHAHAHAHA!

      January 24, 2014 at 1:14 pm | Reply
      • Jerv

        I figured you'd get a kick out of that.

        97% Demonuts for me.

        January 24, 2014 at 2:12 pm | Reply
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      79% Democrat
      76% Green Party
      66% Republican
      63% Libertarian
      43% Socialist.

      :D

      January 24, 2014 at 1:54 pm | Reply
      • Turth™@HLAYQuiz, JDizz

        So you are 327% political?

        January 24, 2014 at 1:59 pm | Reply
    • AleeD®

      I qualified as a leatherist. ~_~

      January 24, 2014 at 2:31 pm | Reply
    • Weeds

      The Democrat and Republican parties spawned from the same party. It started with minor differences related to slavery and the economy and Federalism. Funny how back then the Democrats supported the idea that less Federal government is better.

      January 24, 2014 at 7:22 pm | Reply
  3. Truth™

    Good morning all, and Happy Friday! Just wrapping up the end of the annual audit and glad to get it done. I always love seeing this week in the rearview.

    What are the weekend plans?

    January 24, 2014 at 8:26 am | Reply
    • AleeD®

      anal audit = colonoscopy?

      January 24, 2014 at 8:32 am | Reply
      • Turth™@AleeD

        That would feel less invasive and would be over with quicker...

        January 24, 2014 at 8:59 am | Reply
  4. AleeD®

    I'm over this cold stuff. This time last year we didn't hit below 45 for more than a few overnite hours. This year we are definitely making up the difference. Yesterday's high was 54 degrees at 7am. Today's high will be 53 @ 3pm. Geez.

    How y'all live with temps in the single digits & minus numbers is such a foreign concept to me. Hat's off to you ... in respect if not reality. Brrrr.

    January 24, 2014 at 7:53 am | Reply
    • Sir Biddle

      Are the turkeys done?

      January 24, 2014 at 9:51 am | Reply
      • RichardHead@Sir B

        My little button hasn't popped up yet….maybe another hour or so. How's Momma and the 'Lil Biddles doing ??

        January 24, 2014 at 10:04 am | Reply
        • Sir Biddle@RH

          The allergy king is growing tall but still needs to put on some more pounds. His older brother is now at the enjoyable "why" stage for everything. Why is the garbage truck orange? Why is the fire alarm outside my room? Why did that dog just po0p and his owner picked it up? Why, why, why, why. He is still huge into truck. A red Mack truck was his big Christmas gift so you may have some competition out there in about 15 years if you're still trucking. Mama is a saint for putting up with all of us.

          How things with you?

          January 24, 2014 at 11:12 am |
        • Sir Biddle@RH

          Moderated. Face palm to the powers that be!

          January 24, 2014 at 11:13 am |
        • Truth@brothers Biddle, RichHead

          You were moderated for the "compet!tion" word...

          January 24, 2014 at 9:02 pm |
      • AleeD®@Sir Bid

        DING! Your turkey's cooked. >;->

        January 24, 2014 at 10:41 am | Reply
    • Mary Shannon

      Another joy of this type of living is you have to own 4 wardrobes instead of 1 or 2 season's worth. My button is still gone.

      January 24, 2014 at 9:52 am | Reply
      • Pete the Cat @ Mary Shannon

        Don't blame me.

        [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2YwCgtvnNg&w=640&h=390]

        January 24, 2014 at 9:59 am | Reply
        • RC@Pete the Cat

          I don't get to see these at work. That is AWESOME!

          January 24, 2014 at 10:48 pm |
      • RC

        Moving from SoCal to Wa. was a wardrobe shock to me. I had to completely upgrade. about the only thing I already had was an umbrella. Guess what? Nobody uses an umbrella in Wa. Go figure.

        I gotz my button ;)

        January 24, 2014 at 10:24 am | Reply
        • AleeD®@RC

          I still gats no button ..... [:-pppppp .... and I hates how hum-brellas work. Sure they protect you from the elements as you're walking, or sitting, and holding them. But once you get to your car and try to close it and tuck it in your car somewhere, you get drenched and defeat the purpose of using one.

          *climbs off soapbox*

          January 24, 2014 at 10:52 am |
        • RC@ AleeD®

          [:-ppppppp back atcha! (still cracks me up) Yeah, the bumbershoot lives in the closet these days.

          Gonna go push my button now.

          January 24, 2014 at 11:52 am |
        • Turth™@AleeD, RC

          How do you manage to carry a cellphone without it drowning?

          January 24, 2014 at 11:59 am |
        • AleeD®@Turth™ & RC

          Callers & texters can bloody well wait. ;)

          January 24, 2014 at 12:27 pm |
        • RC@ Turth™

          Ziplock?

          January 24, 2014 at 1:04 pm |
  5. Awesome!

    http://www.today.com/tech/internet-community-helps-crack-grandmas-code-2D11980647

    January 23, 2014 at 3:11 pm | Reply
  6. Truth™

    Interesting food related news...None of which sounds remotely appetizing...

    http://www.today.com/money/tweak-dunk-oreos-go-marshmallow-crisp-cookie-dough-2D11980043?cid=eml_nbs_20140123

    and

    http://www.today.com/food/chocolate-flavored-fried-chicken-restaurant-set-open-los-angeles-2D11980044?cid=eml_nbs_20140123

    January 23, 2014 at 12:40 pm | Reply
  7. RC

    Justin Bieber=Dumbazz.

    Go back to Canada!

    January 23, 2014 at 12:21 pm | Reply
    • JellyBean

      Canada doesn't want the little tool back.

      January 23, 2014 at 12:28 pm | Reply
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Everyone has been waiting for something like this. We all knew it was bound to happen..

      January 23, 2014 at 1:45 pm | Reply
      • RC

        It happened in grand fashion too....

        January 23, 2014 at 2:06 pm | Reply
  8. Breaking News®

    ... still awaiting moderation.

    January 23, 2014 at 9:08 am | Reply
    • Breaking News!™

      Toni Tenille and Daryl Dragon, also known as seventies schlockmeisters "The Captain and Tenille" are divorcing after 38 years of marriage. Widespread speculation is that she wants to shop around.

      You may now return to your regularly scheduled Eatocracy...

      January 23, 2014 at 9:17 am | Reply
      • Breaking News®

        Interesting. I heard the Captain actually started taking up with muskrats...

        January 23, 2014 at 9:19 am | Reply
        • MicheleG™

          touche'

          January 23, 2014 at 4:40 pm |
  9. Truth™

    Good morning all from a cold and snowy Denver...Commute was a little longer than normal, but nothing earthshattering.

    51 Weeks of the year, I REALLY like my job. This week is not among them.

    January 23, 2014 at 9:04 am | Reply
  10. JellyBean

    test

    January 23, 2014 at 9:04 am | Reply
  11. Breaking News®

    Pop star Justin Bieber was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and drag racing this morning, Miami Beach police Detective Vivian Hernandez said. Further details about the arrest weren't immediately available.

    The arrest comes days after sheriff's deputies in Los Angeles County, California, used a felony search warrant to raid Bieber's mansion as they investigated his alleged involvement in a January 9 egg attack on his neighbor's house.

    You may now return to your regularly scheduled Eatocracy.

    January 23, 2014 at 8:17 am | Reply
  12. AleeD®

    So
    Happy
    It's
    Thursday

    SIGH... or just ... sh!t. Still ain't got no button. I must have been VERY bad. Heh-heh. ~_~

    January 23, 2014 at 6:43 am | Reply
    • RichardHead@AleeD

      Morning 'Sista-I think Sarah is testing us on the missing button. Kat's in Hotlanta eating and drinking airport food. -26 here and hopefully I'm headed to Texas by 3:00 p.m. today. HELLO 60 Degrees. Here's some TP so you don't have to use your hand or shoe.😱

      January 23, 2014 at 7:47 am | Reply
      • AleeD®@RichHd

        Yo Bro! Someone's been sending you messages coded in ASCII again, haven't they?

        I think you're right about Sarah. She must have switched out the regular button for one that disappears in the cold weather. Like the coffee mugs that change images when you add hot liquid.

        Drive carefully my friend. The warm temps of Tejas will melt that ice off Big Blue in no time.

        January 23, 2014 at 8:13 am | Reply
    • RC@ AleeD®

      Myyyy button works just fine :)

      January 23, 2014 at 10:27 am | Reply
      • AleeD® @ RC

        [:-ppppp
        Kat always did like you best.

        January 23, 2014 at 3:51 pm | Reply
        • RC@ AleeD®

          "[:-ppppp"
          Love it!

          January 23, 2014 at 4:40 pm |
  13. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

    YAY

    -18°

    FEELS LIKE:
    -40°

    In other news....

    Alaskan hometown:

    35°F
    FEELS LIKE 31°

    January 23, 2014 at 4:16 am | Reply
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      It's sad when Alaska has been warmer than where you live most of the winter.

      January 23, 2014 at 4:17 am | Reply
    • rosethorn1

      I feel your pain. We just climbed to 9°.

      January 23, 2014 at 7:21 am | Reply
  14. RichardHead@RC

    Sooooo--I see that Seattle will be wearing White jerseys and Blue pants. They are 2 and 1 with that combo. What color unnerwears ?? Of course the Super Bowl Champion Denver Broncos will be wearing Orange and White…….that way Seattle can find them in the End Zone All Day long. :))

    January 22, 2014 at 12:32 pm | Reply
    • Mary Shannon

      I'll be wearing Broncos colors too, courtesy of Truth aka BB. :-)

      January 22, 2014 at 12:51 pm | Reply
    • RC@ RH

      Ha! I hope it'll be there own end zone their in all day! But yeah, not sure why they picked those colors. Still-2 and 1 ain't bad odds. And Denver's never won the Superbowl with that color combo:)

      January 22, 2014 at 1:17 pm | Reply
      • RC

        Geez-"their".

        January 22, 2014 at 1:19 pm | Reply
        • AleeD® @ RC

          I blame it on the missing button. ^_^

          January 22, 2014 at 1:36 pm |
        • RC@ AleeD®

          I hate it when I miss the button!

          January 22, 2014 at 4:10 pm |
      • RC

        Double geez-and "they're".

        January 22, 2014 at 5:26 pm | Reply
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

          It's ok to get old.

          j/k

          January 23, 2014 at 4:12 am |
        • RC@ Jdizz

          Okay, now that was funny!

          January 23, 2014 at 10:23 am |
  15. AleeD®

    testing ... 1, 2, 3 .....

    January 22, 2014 at 10:58 am | Reply
    • Truth™

      You're working there Darlin'...

      January 22, 2014 at 11:07 am | Reply
    • RichardHead@AleeD

      Mike-tap tap-Guitar Mike…………..

      January 22, 2014 at 11:56 am | Reply
    • AleeD® @ Turth & RichHd

      Thanks for the post check. :)
      After I finished composing my berating comment to József (sh!teatingmongrelthatheis), I noticed my "post" button was gone. I thought, "Cool. I melted it." ;) It's still MIA, but I just click when my cursor changes.

      Where's Waldo's button?

      January 22, 2014 at 12:18 pm | Reply
      • Mary Shannon

        Mine's gone too

        January 22, 2014 at 12:52 pm | Reply
        • AleeD® @ Mary S

          So ..... you froze your away? ^_^

          January 22, 2014 at 12:55 pm |
        • AleeD® @ Mary S

          I meant "yours"

          January 22, 2014 at 1:05 pm |
  16. Mary Shannon

    Good frosty morning! We lucked out on snow, only about 2.5 inches, but the temp now is -2 with a real feel of -20. My heat pump is trying its hardest to keep up but they aren't made for these extreme temps.

    Stay warm!

    January 22, 2014 at 8:39 am | Reply
  17. AleeD®

    G'morning all! It was cold enough this morning to wear a sweater in to work: 49. Since grass hasn't been legalized yet in Floriduh, today's high will be 51. Keep warm and seek sunlight – even if it comes from a special bulb.

    January 22, 2014 at 6:51 am | Reply
  18. RichardHead

    Good Morning Kidz, It's HUMP DAY--Yay !!!!!! It's 26 degrees–a HEAT WAVE,but the bottom will fall out tonight and wind chills tomorrow morning will be -20 to -30. :(( Big Blue is ready for some 50's or 60's and is ready to Rock and Roll. So am I–be safe and Warm Everyone.

    January 22, 2014 at 5:50 am | Reply
  19. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

    Wow. I never knew this.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Barsi

    =(

    "Yep! Yep! Yep!"

    Didn't know that was a posthumous voice.

    January 21, 2014 at 8:07 pm | Reply
    • RC@ Jdizzle

      Good lord, that's sad. I must have watched Land Before Time a thousand times with my daughter. :(

      January 22, 2014 at 10:26 am | Reply
    • AleeD® @ József

      G0dd@mned m0th3r flucking b@st@rdized c0cque-suquing miserable excuse for a human being. In your next life, when you come back as a dung beetle or pond sc um, I hope you will have learned your lesson from this life. What lesson? That if you feel like you HAVE to take a life, take your own. Leave the innocents the fuque alone.

      January 22, 2014 at 10:59 am | Reply
      • RC@ AleeD®

        Amen!

        January 22, 2014 at 1:07 pm | Reply
  20. RC

    Good Tootsday morning! I think they're still sweeping up Seahawks fans out of the streets. Heard a story on the radio this AM. Guy was out walking his dog about 10PM Sunday night. A cab pulls up to the curb, driver gets out and opens the rear door. 3 "hawks fans passed out in the back. Driver says "You cannot sleep in my cab-you MUST get out!" (insert your accent of choice). Made me laugh.

    January 21, 2014 at 10:48 am | Reply
  21. Truth™

    Good morning all, and many condolences to our Klatchers who are suffering through bad weather.

    And in a tale of sports inspiration, I find a story completely lacking in any. Ladies and gents, I give you the biggest sore loser of this past weekend...

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1930740-tom-brady-doesnt-plan-on-watching-super-bowl-xlviii?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial&hpt=hp_t3

    January 21, 2014 at 9:34 am | Reply
  22. Mary Shannon

    SNOW S**CKS. COLD S**CKS.

    That is today's theme.

    January 21, 2014 at 8:39 am | Reply
    • RichardHead@Mary S.

      So, You need to add these to the Sucks list-NY Giants, Dallas Cowboys, SF 40 Whiners and anything else you can think of. Wrap yourself in the Furries. :))

      January 21, 2014 at 10:13 am | Reply
    • AleeD® @ Mary S

      C'mon down to Floridork. The RNC is over, the high's this week will be in the 60's and JBJingles is in da house! What a party we would have!

      January 21, 2014 at 10:32 am | Reply
      • Mary Shannon

        That would be soooooo much fun!

        January 21, 2014 at 12:09 pm | Reply
      • RichardHead@AleeD

        Hmmmmm……3 Wild and crazy women in Floridork at one time ?? Better have extra Coors Light for JBJ. :))

        January 21, 2014 at 1:30 pm | Reply
        • JBJingles@RH

          Yes please, then I need the spare roll of TP! :)

          January 22, 2014 at 6:23 am |
        • RichardHead@JBJ

          I'll buy you another Big 4 roll pack. Don't forget my BBQ burnt end sammich Plz. :))

          January 22, 2014 at 6:49 am |
        • AleeD® @ JBJ

          Coors, eh? Are you also a member of the Klatsch's WDW (Whiskey Drinkin' Woman) Club or was I thinking of someone else?

          January 22, 2014 at 7:01 am |
        • JBJingles™@AleeD

          Must be someone else, not a WDW, yet...although I used to partake in whiskey sour candies at one time in my life, those were good.

          January 22, 2014 at 11:10 am |
  23. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

    This is getting old.

    -16°F
    FEELS LIKE -27°

    January 21, 2014 at 8:07 am | Reply
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Pulling my battery out after work and bringing her inside until morning has prevented any need for jump starts, though. lol, sigh

      January 21, 2014 at 8:09 am | Reply
      • AleeD® @ Jdizz

        Then ... you jump her inside? GoodONya!

        January 21, 2014 at 8:38 am | Reply
  24. RichardHead

    Wake UP you Slackers…..It's TOOTSDAY. It is now -3 in Omaha,NE and my chestnuts are freezing. Waiting to get a load to the South-WAY South with sun and fun. Stay warm and toasty Everyone.

    January 21, 2014 at 7:03 am | Reply
    • AleeD® @ Big Bro'

      Here ... this should warm them up.
      [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__kQ1PCP6B0&w=640&h=390]

      January 21, 2014 at 7:44 am | Reply
      • RichardHead@AleeD

        Thanks 'Sista….I now have singed privates…but at least I'm Warm.

        January 21, 2014 at 10:16 am | Reply
  25. Mary Shannon

    Oh goody, winter weather advisory for most of tomorrow, 4-6 inches of snow. Yuck.

    January 20, 2014 at 3:42 pm | Reply
    • Truth™@Mary

      http://www.weather.com/video/dog-and-paralyzed-cat-inseparable-43470?

      This will warm your heart...

      January 20, 2014 at 3:48 pm | Reply
      • Mary Shannon

        Awww....looks like Schatzie and Boots.

        January 20, 2014 at 5:22 pm | Reply
    • Mary Shannon

      And they've now updated the snow totals to something more like AleeD prefers :-) 6-9 inches.

      January 20, 2014 at 5:20 pm | Reply
      • AleeD® @ Mary S

        Hmmm. That's a good start ... ~_~

        January 21, 2014 at 7:11 am | Reply
  26. RichardHead@My 'Sista

    Call out the Mounties….JBJ is in your State. :))

    January 20, 2014 at 3:38 pm | Reply
  27. Apparently he is also generous...

    http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/20/3881926/worlds-most-interesting-man-aids.html

    January 20, 2014 at 11:34 am | Reply
  28. Truth™

    Good morning all from a very happy Mile High City. On the bright side, at least something will bump MJ off of the front pages...

    January 20, 2014 at 9:51 am | Reply
  29. Mary Shannon

    Good morning, all. The polar vortex is moving back in this week, today is the last day over freezing for several days, goodie.

    Have a good week, everyone!

    January 20, 2014 at 9:41 am | Reply
    • MicheleG™

      If I was going to name a racing Thoroughbred I'd call him "Polar Vortex." Sort of a catchy name.

      January 20, 2014 at 12:53 pm | Reply
  30. Super Bowl Time!

    On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Seahawks fan.
    She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Seahawks fans.
    Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
    The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
    Because I'm not a Seahawks fan,' she replied.
    The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Seahawks fan, then who are you a fan of?'
    'I am a 49ers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
    The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a 49ers fan?'
    "Because my mom is a 49ers fan, and my dad is 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan too!"
    "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a 49ers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
    "Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Seahawks fan.'

    January 20, 2014 at 7:27 am | Reply
    • AleeD®

      HA! Long live trash talk.

      January 20, 2014 at 8:34 am | Reply
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      I read this somewhere the other day. I laughed.

      January 20, 2014 at 9:26 am | Reply
    • RichardHead

      It is with Great Sadness that I must say…….Told 'ya so Jdizzle. 40 Whiners Suck !!! :)) It was a Good game though. Maybe next year.

      January 20, 2014 at 1:10 pm | Reply
    • Patrick

      LOL – Good one.

      January 22, 2014 at 4:10 pm | Reply
  31. Photo Captain®

    That's not just your lap I'm sitting on anymore – is it?

    January 20, 2014 at 6:41 am | Reply
  32. The Caption

    Whoooooa! You missed my cup!

    January 20, 2014 at 5:35 am | Reply

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