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Happy This Year! If, like me, you’ve already broken a few of your resolutions, you might be done with new diets in 2014.
If, however, your will to lose weight is stronger than ever, US News & World Report has some helpful intel. It ranked 32 current diets for effectiveness and simplicity, naming the DASH Diet (developed to fight high blood pressure; the focus is on fruits, vegetables, lean protein, low-fat dairy) and the TLC Diet (focusing on increasing fiber intake and cutting back on saturated fat) as the winners.
Tied at the bottom of the list are the Dukan Diet (the super-strict high-protein diet that claims you’ll lose 10 pounds in the first week) and the Paleo Diet (followers eat like cavemen: lots of meat, fish and vegetables; not a lot of refined sugar, beans, grains).
And then there are a few new weight loss plans that somehow missed the rankings, like the Mushroom Diet and the God Diet. Read on to learn how to lose weight according to the Old Testament.
The M-Plan (a.k.a. the Mushroom Diet)
Kelly Osbourne and Katy Perry are both fans of this new British diet, which claims to help dieters lose weight in target areas - butt, thighs, belly - without losing it from another key place, your breasts. The secret, they say, is to replace one meal a day with a mushroom dish over a two-week period.
Nutritionist Jeannette Jackson, author of The Drop Zone Diet, argues for the Mushroom Diet: “The dietary fiber in mushrooms helps ... you feel more satisfied, so you won’t be hungry again as quickly, preventing you from snacking.”
Nutritionist Tanya Zuckerbrot has bad news about the diet’s ability to target problem areas, though: “I’m sure you will lose weight, but the fact remains that no food in particular can create targeted weight loss. Whether it’s mushroom or steak, the laws of thermodynamics dictate, if you consume less calories, you will lose weight, just not everywhere but your breasts.”
The Daniel Plan (a.k.a. the God Diet)
People look to the Bible for a lot of things. And now, finally, for specific weight loss guidance. This diet is based on the eating habits of the Old Testament prophet Daniel, who refused rich foods and ate only vegetables for 10 days to demonstrate his resistance to King Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon (Daniel 1:8 says, "But Daniel made up his mind that he would not defile himself with the king’s choice food or with the wine which he drank...").
The modern-day version of Daniel’s diet, as promoted by the Daniel Plan, is less ascetic: It focuses on vegetable-heavy meals and some lean protein (either meat or vegetable), with at least 50 percent of one’s plate consisting of nonstarchy vegetables. Pastor Rick Warren of Saddleback Church in So Cal is among the diet’s founders, who also include Dr. Mehmet Oz and the appropriately named Dr. Daniel Amen.
The Miracle Berry Diet
In January 2013, Homaro Cantu (chef of the Chicago restaurants Moto and iNG) published "The Miracle Berry Diet Cookbook". It’s based on the properties of this Miracle Berry to alter flavor perceptions. The berry, grown in West Africa, makes sour flavors taste sweet for 30 to 40 minutes, so dieters can eat the berry (which also comes in powder or pill form, available at mberry.us) and then replace traditional high-calorie sweeteners like sugar with lemon juice, which will taste sweet. So have a berry with your glass of lemon water; you’ve got lemonade.
Cantu also suggests that having a berry with your yogurt can make you think you’re eating cheesecake. “Everyone talks about taxing sugar,” says the chef, “but at end of the day, we’re addicted to sweetness. We’re never going to give up, so let’s give them sweetness without calories and chemicals.”
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In very basic terms it is imperative that you consume less calories than you expend in order to lose weight. holisticdietlab dot com
I know I'm going to get majorly razzed for this, but may I point out that Daniel did not eat his vegetable diet "to demonstrate his resistance to King Nebuchadnezzar," but to stay compliant with the laws of his god? There's kind of a big difference in the interpretation.
I've heard of this miracle berry being used for cancer patience, but I hadn't heard of the diet. I thought it was used to to encourage you TO eat, not to curb appet ite. I'd be interesting in seeing how it works both ways.
I saw the movie–I missed the book.
It's in the nightstand. Take a look.
I just want to point out that the "Daniel plan" is not a diet. It's a spiritual fasting. Has nothing to do with losing weight. It's known in the Christian community as the Daniel fast. There are different ones
Thanks for the clarification. Today, however, everybody (and all the headlines) are about losing weight.
I like the mushroom diet. No, this is the first I've heard about it, and no, I doubt it could remove weight just in the areas of the body one would like to target, but... I just simply could get behind that plan with no effort whatsoever...
People need to stop trying to 'diet' and change their eating and lifestyle habits, for life.
Yeah, pretty much this. Unless one of these fad diets actually clicks with someone and they love it so much they can do it the rest of their lives, its not going to work in the long term. Pay attention to what you eat and how many calories you consume and make the right choices to feel full while being at the right calorie count to lose or maintain your weight, and have a bit of patience and it will work itself out. Trying to totally deny yourself foods you like just won't ever work long term.
christafobe- the fear of christ. how about naiveafobe or just belief in god is my back up plan so i can do whatever i want and hate everyone not like me and still feel good cause i go to church and preach pointless judgments to people- a-phobe
You are an idiot. Lets see the atheists or LGBT community step up and run the homeless shelters, food banks or battered women shelters.
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. Compensating for something? Afraid you might get g@y cooties?
so if a non-religious person(s) set up a homeless shelter and ran it, then you would no longer believe in your god?
I'm curious when the Daniel Plan was founded because I remember "Losing It With Jesus" as a weight loss product integral to a storyline on the television show GCB (Good Christian B*itches or Belles) that was on ABC a year or two ago.
I thought praying to God each day was enough to lose weight
I figured the answer was to rape young girls, commit Incest and genocide. And never ever spill your seed or see your drunk dad naked.
Those are traits that muslims have.
and christans too, rosetta
Interesting. Either James has read about (and missed the entire point) how Noah was a drunk at one point in his life, or is repeating something he heard in a bar. He is correct either way, though.
ever been to a catholic wedding...up down up down up down, now kneel, now up, now down
those people get enough exercise to lose weight just by going to church, who need the gym become a catholic
Jeez....you want to lose weight....don't eat. Pretty simple.
that is just plain nuts.
And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man. Ezekiel 4:12, 15
and you'll most certainly lose weight.....lol
It should be clarified that the scripture says to use human excrement as fuel not as something to be baked into and consumed as food for human consumption.
As long as you pick and choose what to adhere to and what's safe to IGNORE.
It's up to you – ENTIRELY TO YOUR OWN INTERPRETATION.
Just don't get married to someone of the same gender.
I think it's funny that your interpretation of the bible is limited to what you have read on the internet. If you read the actual bible you'd understand that passage. :)
The entire thing is garbage. Rape young girls, commit incest and genocide, kill babies, but eat pork or marry someone of the same gender and it's all over. The bible is pure drivel and the god of the bible deserves to be spit on and killed, not worshipped. No god would ever be so inept, morally relative, murderous, and childish as the pathetic invisible lunatic one of the bible.
Ok penis puffer, are you a child molester also. You sound like someone who would hurt children.
I am curious as to what version of the bible's ten commandments you are referring too.
Tell me, was Alfred E Neuman on the cover, or do you just make this up as you go along?
James is describing humanity with free will, not God. Pay him no mind, Vladt
How about the decreased portions, eat more frequently, avoid processed foods, limit recreational screen time to 1/2 hour per day and exercise diet. Lose 1-2 lbs per week. Only catch: you have to work at it consistently. The only thing Biblical about this diet is......nothing
Early Man ate what they could find,roots,berry's,tuber's and an occasional dead animal.I prefer the "See Food Diet"/
Old Testament prophet Daniel, who refused rich foods and ate only vegetables for 10 days to demonstrate his resistance to King Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon (Daniel 1:8 says, "But Daniel made up his mind that he would not defile himself with the king’s choice food or with the wine which he drank..."). ---------and Daniel did not do the diet for 10 days, he did it for ever. The 10 days was a time period for the king to use to compare his soldiers to Daniel and see the results after the 10 days.
Pastor Rick Warren of Saddleback Church in So Cal is among the diet’s founders, who also include Dr. Mehmet Oz and the appropriately named Dr. Daniel Amen.--------Sorry, the founder of the diet was Daniel. And it does not include any meat of any type. It is totally fruit, vegetables, water , juices and some breads made of complete whole grain breads, like unrefined oats. And the diet is not for losing weight, it is for a life of healthy eating.
The old testament way of losing weight would be by committing genocide upon a neighboring city, killing all the kids, except for the girls too young to have had sex, and keeping them as your new slave brides.
" the Paleo Diet – followers eat like cavemen: lots of meat, fish and vegetables; not a lot of refined sugar, beans, grains."
Which is nothing like how cavemen at, even a little bit. It's how Fred Flintstone ate in the cartoons.
What do you suppose a paleo diet would consist of?
God says "Eat more Shrooms."
Let it be done.
if gods telling you to eat shrooms you my have ate to many already
Human 'shrooms? :)
Kat mentions that the Paleo Diet ranked quite low. I actually just read an article that said a study found the "cavemen" didn't eat that much meat and likely subsisted on tiger nuts (a starchy nut/legume) and likely slugs and grasshoppers..
I'm interested in hearing from the paleo diet people for what they think.
So that's what happened to the Sabre Tooth...
"Kat mentions that the Paleo Diet ranked quite low."
Actually, it ranked dead last.
No, the cavemen didn't eat *that* much meat, and nor do most of the paleo/primal folk. Vegetables, tubers, berries, meat when available. And yes, some paleo people go overboard. The point is that grains came into dietary play much much later, and so by that thought, we should avoid those. Legumes apparently have nutritionally bad phytoproteins, but letting them either ferment briefly / letting them soak overnight takes care of most of that problem.
Ok, now you've done it Kat...We can now expect an invasion of the Christophobes who hang out on the belief blog all day...
I was thinking the same thing. Boy they can get riled up over there....
But it is fun to yank chains once in a while...
Oh man is it ever!
"Christophobes"?!?! Really? Cain't wh0rdly wait.
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