His name is The Bitchy Waiter and he'll be taking care of you folks this evening. Earlier this week, the popular blogger served up five ways that customers get in the way of their food arriving in a timely fashion.
And a whole lot of folks bit back, with more than 1100 comments about the role of waitstaff in getting meals to people in a timely fashion - and even their value in society. Here's a sampling menu of some of the most popular sentiments.
You work for ME!
We're all in it together
Help me help you!
Oh, I'll serve you all right...
Complaints? Share 'em in the comments below. See more of The Bitchy Waiter's musings at thebitchywaiter.com
Some comments have been edited for grammar and clarity.
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