Eat This List: 5 ways YOU delay your meal
April 8th, 2013
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This is the tenth installment of "Eat This List" - a regularly recurring list of things chefs, farmers, writers and other food experts think you ought to know about. Today's contributor is the pseudonymous blogger The Bitchy Waiter. He lives and works in New York City, and has appeared as a guest on Dr. Phil and a guest commentator on CBS Sunday Morning. Follow him on Facebook and on Twitter @bitchywaiter - and don't forget to tip.

If you have never had the pleasure of working in a restaurant, you may not be familiar with the term, "in the weeds." First off, allow me to congratulate you on never having worked in a restaurant.

"In the weeds" is what we restaurant folk (we're similar to "circus folk" except we smell like fajitas and honey mustard instead of cotton candy and clown tears) say when we are very behind in getting everything done that needs to be done.

One is thrown "in the weeds" for a variety of reasons: the dish guy hasn't run the silverware through the machine when tables need to be reset, the hostess is extremely adept at seating multiple parties at once, or maybe the restaurant is short-staffed because two servers called out sick to go to an audition.

Sometimes, it is the customer who throws us in the weeds and they have no idea they are doing it. Here are five ways that customers, unknowingly, throw their server into the weeds.

1. Asking for water for the entire table
Not all restaurants automatically serve water to every table and plenty of places only bring water when a customer specifically asks for it. Cocktail servers very rarely bring water to every guest. If you are thirsty, ask your server to bring you one. Do not, however, say, "Can I get a glass of water? In fact, just bring everyone a glass of water."

Do you know for certain that all eight people at your table actually want that water you just ordered for them? Think about how much time is going to be wasted for the server to retrieve eight glasses of water when only two or three people will drink them.

2. Saying you're ready to order when you're not ready to order
Any server will tell you that he does not have time to stand in front of a customer to watch him silently read the menu. As I stand there watching you try to decipher the difference between a grilled chicken breast and a fried chicken breast (clue: the grilled one is grilled), I can see other tables needing my assistance too.

If your server says something like, "I can see you're not quite ready, so let me give you some more time and I'll be back in a few minutes," just agree. I promise that the server will come back. If you say, "No, wait, I'm ready," and then proceed to say, "Ummmm," your server will be displeased.

3. Letting your child order for him or herself
Look, I have patience with kids and I am all for them learning to place their own orders. However, know your child's limits. If the little one is too shy or scared to order their chicken fingers and tater tots on their own, just do it for them and let me get on my way.

"Tell the man what you want, honey. Go ahead, you can do it. Don't be shy, sweetie. You told me what you wanted, so now you can tell the nice man. C'mon honey, the nice man is waiting. What's the matter, you don't know anymore?"

I don't have time to coax an order out of a child. Give them a chance to order and if they can't live up to the task, do it for them. They're kids, for crying out loud. Don't make them talk to the waiter if they don't want to.

4. Not listening to your server
How many times can I list the beers on draft to one table of four people? Four, that's how many times. There is no reason for a server to have to repeat the beer list, the dressings or the specials. We say it once and we expect everyone at the table to pay attention to us and not be engrossed on their cell phone so they can check in on Facebook.

When your server is talking to you, he's doing it for a reason. He is conveying information because he already knows what the specials are and you don't. Repeating the specials an extra time is fine, but four times just means that you're not paying attention and you're wasting my time.

5. Asking for separate checks at the end of the meal rather than at the beginning
These days, computers in restaurants make it pretty simple to offer separate checks. However, it's really helpful to have that information when we are ringing the order in rather than having to split it up at the end and trying to remember who had what. If you wait until the check is presented and then say, 'Oh, can we get separate checks?" there is a good chance it's going to take a lot longer than it would have if you'd asked at the beginning.

Servers don't mind doing separate checks, we really don't. What we do mind is having to rush through it when you are ready to go. And by the way, if you are doing separate checks, it's helpful to sit in close proximity to the people you are sharing a check with. Pointing to some random person at the other end of a 14-top with whom you'll share a check with is the opposite of helpful.

Do you want that wrapped?

Contrary to popular belief, servers want you to have a good time in a restaurant. We also want you to be able to move in and out quickly because the way we make money is by turning the table over and getting more people in our section. We don't want to be in the weeds anymore than you want to wait a long time for your food.

If we servers try harder to keep ourselves from falling behind and customers try harder to not give us tasks that will put us in the weeds, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Of course, it could also just be a financial transaction where one party leaves with a full stomach and the other party leaves with an apron full of tips. Either way is good.

Complaints? Share 'em in the comments below. See more of The Bitchy Waiter's musings at

Eat This List: 5 ways to complain effectively in a restaurant
It's pronounced hos-pi-tal-it-tee
Give a snarky quip (and no tip) and thy receipt shall end up on the internet
Eat This List: 7 deadly restaurant sins that keep customers from coming back
Keeping the peace, one table at a time

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  1. annoyed

    After reading this article and seeing some of the posts such as "Worst offense of all: slowing down everyone's food by reworking the entire menu. OMG I can't eat gluten, dairy, fruit, what can I eat?" or "No time for 'cuteness' and being independency when a child orders. He looks like a fool, all embarrassed and shy. Have the kid show off when they go to McDonald's instead."

    I have decided to chime in as a server myself for almost 20 years...

    First off this article brings up a good point but not in the way you would think... the point it brings up is that some people should not be servers and obviously have no idea how to manage their time, ask for help from their busboys, managers, and co-workers, and in general just have a very lousy attitude towards their JOB and their work in general.

    These types of comments and blogs are ALMOST ALWAYS by people who should NOT be working this line of work... period.

    As a server IT IS MY JOB (and your's too if you're a server) to:

    *SMILE AND BE PLEASANT (even if I don't want too)
    *LISTEN to what a customer has to say (regardless of if I like it or not)
    *REPEAT MYSELF multiple times if necessary to answer a customer's questions
    *MAKE TIME FOR CUSTOMERS even if that means waiting for a child to order (Yes that's directed at you wewom).
    *BRING AS MANY DRINKS/FOOD ITEMS AS IS ASKED FOR (in stark opposition to what this article says)

    But any good server knows this going in...

    Customers in restaurants aren't a walking dollar bill to be rushed in and rushed out at the whim of a server. And yes things do slow us down and tie us up, but none of the things in this article will have any real effect on a decent server if said server knows how to manage their time properly (this means COMMUNICATING WITH KITCHEN STAFF, MANAGERS, CO-WORKERS, AND THE CUSTOMERS.... EFFECTIVELY!), treat their customers well regardless of what customer does, help their customer's make their decisions and purchases, and (most importantly) know how to ASK FOR HELP when things start getting weedy...

    A great restaurant (and subsequently a great restaurant experience) isn't made by quickly turning over tables, it's made with good reviews and even better than that (a truly novel idea)... repeat business... and repeat business comes from satisfied customers who have felt like they're royalty (even if it was only for a meal).

    My suggestion for the blogger that posted this and other servers posting how their troubles are everyone else's fault (including the customers) but their own is this... you can make a customer happy by stepping up to the plate and being more than a glorified fast food clerk trying to turn a buck thereby not passing the buck onto the customer for your failure at successfully handling your job correctly and fulfilling ALL of the above JOB DESCRIPTIONS of this stressful and difficult PROFESSION!.

    A very annoyed server sick of articles like this that try to blame everyone else for poor service but the restaurant and it's staff....

    March 24, 2014 at 3:28 am |
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  3. NYC Fitness Events

    Not listening to your server and Asking for separate checks at the end of the meal rather than at the beginning probably are the biggest pains. How often do you ask the waiter to repeat the special's?

    January 29, 2014 at 8:08 pm |
  4. Genny

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  5. Gwen0000

    I have been on both ends of this spectrum.

    When I sit down in a restaurant, I want what I want. It may not always be exactly the way the menu lists it (please put that sauce on the side, and skip the onions). I expect promptness, politeness, and my salad should be pushed to the side BEFORE you bring my main dish. Even at Applebee's folks....give me my extra 3 minutes of leisure, please.

    As a server, I learned very quickly that "If you don't have time to do it right the first time–when will you have time to fix it?". Get the order, correctly; Be on time; SMILE (even if he is a jerk); and if you are behind, ASK FOR HELP. The busboy and manager are there to assist you–you don't have to be superman.

    December 3, 2013 at 9:45 am |
    • rabi

      Get out of that restaurant. In fact get out of this line of work, if you are a waiter and think liks this writer.

      I appreciate waiters in general and tip them well (that means 15% as the minimum), but you should know that I don't come to dine at your place so that you can earn your paycheck the most convenitnent way possible. If you can't handle my good faith requests and may be some of my quirks, you're in the wrong line of work.

      I hope this is a case of the blogger writing this, because writing something, anything, however pointless, is what bloggers do, and that this is not most waiters think.

      December 7, 2013 at 10:49 am |
      • rabi

        my post above is not a reply to another post, just got posted there by mistake.

        December 7, 2013 at 10:53 am |
  6. random comment

    I don't want to keep a waiter at the table when I'm not ready to order, but I find that if you're waiter comes over to you two seconds after he hands you the menu wanting to know what you want to order, if you ask for more time, you won't see him again for 20 minutes. It's frustrating as a customer, trying to tell if asking for a minute or two is going to result in a 45 minute wait just to order.

    And if you think I'm exaggerating, I have had that exact experience. After ordering and receiving an appetizer, (the person I was dining with showed up just as the appetizer arrived, so we asked for a few minutes), we were not able to order for at least half an hour afterwards. We finally had to flag down another waiter to get put in our order. Finally the waitress returned about five minutes after we ordered to get "details" of our order.

    Granted, most cases are not as extreme, but asking for a few minutes has more often than not resulted in a 10 or 15 minute wait for the waiter to come back. So I can see why sometimes people keep the waiter there at the table if they can.

    October 30, 2013 at 5:22 pm |
  7. Joleen

    I agree with everything EXCEPT the separate bills thing... Why would the assumption be that there should be one bill? If I'm at a table with 7 other people, the waiter can't know what kind of relationship I have with them and shouldn't assume I want to share their bill... because as you say, that seems like the easier way UNTIL the end of the meal when I (in utter shock) find out my bill has been lumped with everyone else's although I just had a salad – not an appetizer, meal, three glasses of wine and a dessert like everyone else. I always appreciate it when the waiter asks "Should I put this on the same bill?" after taking an order... Saves everyone a lot of stress.

    October 16, 2013 at 3:06 pm |
    • Libbykins

      I was taught when I was serving that it is in my best interest to ask a table of they would like separate checks or not. HOWEVER, not all establishments permit separate checks with large parties. And not everyone was trained to do so. So, when in doubt communicate that to your server. Assumptions hardly work our for anyone. It is a two way street Mr.!
      Thank you.

      October 19, 2013 at 10:14 pm |
    • Jen

      Most of the time, separate bills aren't a problem at all, because there is a computer system to facilitate breaking up a check. However, I worked in a very old-school restaurant (open since 1963) that still used handwritten tickets. Asking me to break up a bill for 20 people and add the gratuity on each individual ticket can take quite a lot of time. Many times people would not understand this, and ask me to break up a bill 3 minutes before they needed to leave for a show. Once I got their checks out, it then took several minutes to run 20 separate credit cards. Letting a server know before the meal that separate checks will be needed allows them extra time to accommodate your table if need be.

      December 7, 2013 at 8:50 pm |
  8. simon

    No I'm not wasting your time. It's your job.

    October 16, 2013 at 9:05 am |
    • Libbykins

      Where in the fine print does it say separate checks are my job? Things are always easier when you know what is expected upfront rather than being side balled later. How hard is it to say to your server when you are ordering "I would like a separate check please?" Because if others in your party want it too, you just started the ball rolling. Furthermore, it is really frustrating when a table looks like they are only family and would be on one bill and then it turns out not to be but of course only after I just got triple sat and have three orders in the window. Additionally, if I had a dollar for every time I have taken the mass amount of time it takes to hand write 5 separate checks just to have one guy pick them all up I could literally retire and pay off my school loans. Moral of the story, don't be a jerk! And communication - on both sides - server and customer.

      October 19, 2013 at 10:22 pm |
  9. wewom

    Yes it is the worst when a child orders food. Why? Cause it's crunch-time dinner time. I would rather put in an order for business people who know what they want in a few minutes flat. They order, eat and leave, bada-bing. No time for 'cuteness' and being independency when a child orders. He looks like a fool, all embarrassed and shy. Have the kid show off when they go to McDonald's instead. Yes, also the worst is when you have a bunch of women hens gaggling and laughing and trying to flirt with the waiter and then half of them are all on some stupid diet. Or the cheapie multi-level marketing group of 6 who is broke as joke, will take up valuable tables for guests who want to actually dine and this cheap group will only have enough money to order large pots of coffee and a bunch of crackers.
    Oh yes, the separate checks too.... make up your minds and decide before we have to go in the back, cuss profusely, and because you said separate checks, YES, your inconsiderate move is now my turn.

    October 15, 2013 at 11:57 pm |
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    Employees need to see their customers as more than 20% tips in order to give them the consistently superior customer service.

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    business to create rock-solid regular, repeat and referral customer base
    on top of the job you are already doing? A solid base of regular
    customers that you are cordially invited to leave behind after years of
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    Look, do you yourself a favor and realize the sentence “The customer
    is never an interruption, he is the reason we are here,” is falling on
    deaf ears. Your staff feels the entire job is an interruption to their
    true passions.

    Whether it be acting, writing, singing, sports, going to school,
    saving for a car, home or college or college for the kids believe me
    their passions lie outside of your restaurant and you don’t even
    acknowledge it.

    Unfortunately standard business practices has you duped into
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    element of your business success and the remainder of your success
    relies on your guests, yet it is your wait staff who are the pure,
    unadulterated embodiment and face of your business, the go-to people and
    sole point of contact and representation of your business during each
    customer’s meal. It astounds me that acceptable practices still treat
    waiters like an afterthought or even worse.

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    always looking for the next big thing & once they get “it”, guess
    what? They move on.

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    customers are coming back plus trying new dishes, referring friends,
    hosting new events and creating new friends. A great steak can’t do
    that. No matter how wonderful a steak is it can’t introduce your guest
    to the chef, ask your guest when he is coming back or invite him to
    upcoming events. Only a relationship can do that. (And unless you plan
    to be at every table to keep your business profitable, you need to help
    your staff create relationships. (They won’t see how easy or
    advantageous it is for them on their own.) You need to empower your
    employees to want to make each and every guest return, return more often
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    October 6, 2013 at 11:31 am |
  11. Alicia

    Worst offense of all: slowing down everyone's food by reworking the entire menu. OMG I can't eat gluten, dairy, fruit, what can I eat?

    It's food, just eat it!

    September 4, 2013 at 12:06 pm |
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  14. Peeps

    Peeps need to calm down. The writer of the article isnt complaining. He is simply stating if you are complaining about slow food then that is what is possibly slowing them down. Im sure they are happy to do all of the above.

    July 16, 2013 at 5:09 pm |
    • Katie

      This is the only rational comment I've read on this thread. AMEN!

      February 6, 2014 at 3:20 pm |
  15. Wong

    Well, before I head out. I'd only like to add this in. I loved your article somewhat a lot. I just had one question. Are you able to build upon what you've said here?

    May 9, 2013 at 8:05 pm |
  16. Carolyn

    Ever since it was legal for me to hold a job, I've held a job. And generally speaking, I've always been in food service. Even when holding other jobs, I've generally supplemented it with food industry as well.
    Overall, my experience has been positive, but yes, there are some customers who are oblivious to how to treat a server.
    It is our responsibility to make sure our guests are taken care of and happy– so that they tip well and will return to the business soon. And I don't think that it's greedy or selfish of me to have my goal to make money. I mean, don't volunteer to serve you. That's why I head to a soup kitchen a few times a year.

    Guests should feel welcome, and not at all feel like they have no right to ask questions, make requests, etc., but guests should also be mindful that their servers are human beings that deserve to be treated graciously.
    As a server, I vow to make sure that your drink is always replenished. Servers should give their section a visual sweep to see if there are any glasses empty or close to it. For any drinks with free refills, I head right to the drink station and load up on the needed drinks. For any liquor, I make a pass to find out if another drink is wanted. But when it's busy, these visual sweeps fall by the wayside. But while most servers say that you should never wave down a server for a refill or anything, they don't mean casually lifting your arm and hand to signal to you as your passing. What they mean is, be mindful of what they're doing too. If they're walking by empty handed, feel free to wave to them politely, while saying excuse me. If they're hauling trays of food, balancing drinks for a different table, or putting in a food order; it's not the time to distract them. Give them a moment and they'll appreciate that you've given them a moment to get their immediate task at hand.
    When I have a food runner delivering food, I like to make sure I show up to the table within a minute or two of food arriving. I want to make sure that the orders have come out right, change anything that needs to be changed, or fetch special requests for condiments before you get too far into your meal, or are waiting for too long. That said, please please, try to make sure everyone surveys what you have in front of you and what you need. I don't mind making one or two trips to get those things for you, but once you've hit three trips, I'm starting to worry about my other tables, including the ones that just got sat and are waiting for someone to greet them. Besides, I will be back shortly to find out how you like everything and do another sweep for refills.
    When I ask how you're enjoying your food, I really do want to know. Servers are your communication link to the kitchen, so as your link, I can go let the kitchen know. If you don't like something, I'm going to offer to switch it, change it, or have it remade. Please don't shrug at me. Just like when a baby is crying and you have no idea why, having a displeased guest in your section who just shrugs is frustrating. I want to take action. Even if you don't want to replace it, but just aren't going to eat your meal, let me take it for you. My managers generally only take food off a bill if they see the uneaten or barely touched food in front of them. I do want you to enjoy your time, but you have to communicate with me on how I can make that happen.
    Kids, though, make my job harder. And often, the mere sight of someone under 10 in my section is enough to make me twitch. I get it, your kid is an angel. Can do no wrong. Blah blah blah. Then why is she flinging macaroni on the ground? Or ramming his chair into the middle of the aisle as food runners carry large trays of heavy hot plates or hit the chairs of other guests. I am not allowed to discipline your kid, and yet I'm responsible for everyone's enjoyment around them. If my other guests are affected by your kids, it's a problem. I will try my best to nicely explain to your kid that, "oh, careful! There are heavy trays around, and I don't want food to fall on you," or "Just so you know, you've got to keep your food on your plate or in your mouth. The lady at the next table appreciates you sharing, but didn't order the chicken fingers and fries." But you need to take that as a sign that it's time for you to step in and do something. I get that you wanted to have a nice time dining out with your family, not worrying about cooking dinner; but that doesn't mean you get a night off from parenting. If you want me to be in charge of that too, I charge $10 bucks an hour on top of the gratuity for dining. And I'm not opposed to taking your child for a time out and disciplining him or her on how to behave in public. Instead bring a quiet table activity to keep them occupied. Coloring can be fine, small video games, or even if you and your family would like to enjoy a game of Go Fish at the table, that's great!

    I feel like these are common courtesy "rules" or guidelines to make sure that you receive the best service from me and really enjoy your time. My job is to feed you, but my goal is to provide a great experience.

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  17. Western Server

    Let me add that when you come into my restaurant and the second I introduce myself you tell me that you are, "in a rush! We have to get to the movie/the airport/my child's recital!", that does not mean that you will get your food faster. I do not need you to suggest to me that I put your order in right away, because I always do that anyway. I will not, however, put your order in ahead of tables who sat before you, nor will I tell the kitchen to rush your order out ahead of other items which were rung in first. If you are ever in an honest to god rush, do not eat out. Go to a fast food or fast casual place like Chipotle, Noodles and Co., or something similar.

    I have had customers scream at me and make a scene to the point where our manager kicked them out because I was honest, and told them that I could not guarantee that they would be paid and ready to leave in half an hour. Nut cases.

    April 24, 2013 at 3:42 pm |
    • AndyM

      If I tell a server I'm crunched for time, it's not to get my orders done faster, it's to let them know that, in this case, I'm not interested in time to settle in and relax, and will be ready to keep the process moving along without extra waiting time between steps.

      December 3, 2013 at 12:10 pm |
    • random comment

      I've gone into restaurants before with a time I'd need to leave to get to an appointment (usually about an hour). I always ask if I will be able to get my food in time. If they say no, I find somewhere else. But if they say no problem, I fully expect that to happen. I don't mind not staying if they are really busy and honestly can't get food out any quicker. I do mind if they assure me I'll have plenty of time to eat, then they take forever to get my food out, give me my check, or allow me to pay.

      I don't expect special treatment, but not everyone has all night to have dinner.

      October 30, 2013 at 5:29 pm |
  18. JJT

    Being a server that works in a very high volume establishment (2,000+ people seated nightly);I can assure you that what you "diners" tip does not affect me. More volume= more $$$; I will make my money regardless. What can be assured is: I can ruined your night better than you can ruin mine. As a server; remember we always have the upper hand; we dictate how your dining experience is going to be. Being rude and inconsiderate only add to our enjoyment of seeing you get mad. Always know what you are getting into before you get into it.

    For example: your superior asks you to do this enormous amount of work that takes you all week to accomplish. You bust your tail getting everything done-every "i" dotted, every "t" crossed- done to perfection on your end. You go to pick up your paycheck on Friday; it's 20% short of what you normally make?! (They thought something wasn't done right)....How would you feel? Us servers feel the same way when you leave us 20% short. Think about it!

    April 23, 2013 at 5:03 am |
  19. taniko

    Interesting discussion. I will note that I am reading this article in the spirit intended - this is about ways to speed up service for yourself and other tables, it's not a rant about poor poor waitstaff. Some of us do need to get a move on, for whatever reason, while others may desire to linger. Excellent points. My only caveat is with 4. Not listening to your server when he or she lists the specials... I do not hear well in noisy environments, even if my tablemates can. If you are on the other side of the table, or if you are soft-spoken, I may have to ask you to repeat the specials list. (No I am not on my cell phone – hate texting, and cannot hear anything on the phone in said noisy environment.....)

    I will note there has been only one instance in my life where I left no tip - at this point in life I tip between 18 – 25%, and there have been some diner bills that came to $8 that resulted in me leaving a heavier tip than that - waitstaff work at least as hard there as in fancy restaurants. Maybe I'm too easy-going, but getting bent out of shape is so not worth it on the ole ticker... I'll dip down to 15% if things are bad (for reasons beyond under-staffing). PS, quality of food is not the waitperson's fault.

    April 22, 2013 at 5:43 pm |
  20. Oh Puhleeze

    Please...ANY delays are due to the ineptitude and drunkenness of the waitstaff. In NO cases is it ever due to the customer, who, let us remember, is ALWAYS right. Always.

    April 16, 2013 at 12:22 pm |
    • Shoot me now

      Customers are NOT always right. That's something establishments tell you so you come back and spend more money. When they walk away after listening to your bitchy ass, believe me, they are never talking about how RIGHT you are :D

      April 18, 2013 at 2:46 am |
      • taniko

        Hmmm, I rather suspect Oh Pulheeze was being sarcastic, and actually agrees with you...

        April 22, 2013 at 5:50 pm |
  21. GiGi Eats Celebrities

    I tend to know what I want PRIOR to getting to the restaurant because I look at menus on line...

    April 16, 2013 at 12:19 pm |
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