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Somebody's alarm clock didn't go off this morning....WAKE UP KAT......I'll start the coffee.
Goooood Morning Bro! Feeling froggy on Friday. ;) I've always wanted my own time machine. This'll be as close as it gets 'til Dr. Who retires and leaves me his TARDIS.
Happy Friday to all!
Good Morning Sista'......They must be having testicle issues with the website this morning. TEST,TEST,....FAIL. Well at least we have coffee. :))
I think they left out the "tickle" part.
I must concur...Alway's read The Owners Manual FIRST.
Let's try this....
Is the device turned ON?
Do you have the device plugged in?
Have you turned the device OFF,waited one minute and then turn said device back on?
Are YOU having trouble understanding the Tech person from Pakistan?
If all else fails.....pigeon carriers are available on the roof.
Checka UR Mail...
Hasta mañana, man!
Juuuust in case you're wondering why not many updates, Sarah and I have been crazy slammed on pieces not for Eatocracy. More posting commencing soon.
Bbbbut, tell them we need you here! Non-Eatocracy type stuff huh? Is it top secret or will you share??
Oh – I was writing about Baby Boomers and gay marriage and Sarah was writing about presidential fashion and murderers.
I get "getting busy" (no not like that). But I'm interested in what you and Dave were testing a day or so ago. Wassup? Are we getting something new?
Dave's not here...
Dang! Now I'll have to carve what I need off of that van out back.. It seems to have caught fire from the exhaust pipe...*sniiiiiiifffffff* Coooool Duuuude.
Good afternoon all! Ummm, interesting comments. Had to re-read them to make sure my med's weren't messing w/my eyes...lol!
@Mary Shannon, Thanks for asking how I was feeling. I'm doing much better! Dr said he was treating me "aggressively" (no, not like that, haha) & I should get better in no time. I'm just glad to start getting my hearing back. Went almost a week w/o it, that was awful. Any-hoo, thanks again! :)
You've got male, um, mail.
Good morning, and T-G-I-F! Well, it's my Friday, and four days off work, but not fun stuff to do in Phoenix...get to do that whole parent talk about wills, wishes, burial, etc... I think I'll make it easy on my kids and have everything pre-arranged, spelled out in a secret box they can open when I'm gone...
The Postman is ringing your bell.
Doesn't ole Tom get any mail. Come on!!!!
Are you still using the comcast address?
Oops, there have been so many. Which Tom are you? comcast or hotmail?
hotmail
Hmmm. That would make comcast "Tom #2"
Gross.
You've got mail.
I can quote every line from that movie.
Not sure I would admit that small fact.
Ditto. That's back when my lips were naturally pouty.
I couldn't tell, the lights were off.
I'm a real man.
And I've seen every episode of Star Trek....every series.
..................
Ah....
I see.
Pouty lips are critical because they keep well-trimmed 'stache hairs from poking you in your poker.
Morning crew. Busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger this week, but busy is better than nothing.
Hey, guys.
Hey.
Hey, guys.
72 more hours until game time.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, everyone else. :(
Draft is soon.
Also, saw NGF new beau...
LOL. HAHAHA!
Dude has to be at LEAST 5 years older than her. Just in case anyone knew, I am 10 years younger than her. I smell $$$ in there somewhere.
Look at you cougar chaser. She didn't waste any time finding a replacement. Sounds like you're better off without her.
I was surprised. Took her all of six weeks.
3 years.
Six weeks.
Tell you what. Slip on over to the Lotus Spa and ask for Miss Lee. She'll treat you reeeeeeaaallll nice and you leave happy. She'll make those 3 years seem like nothing.
At the Lotus spa, you may just meet the NNFG. Doesn't her (heartless) departure make her the GD eff'n OGF?
I wouldn't say the Lotus is the place to make a girlfriend for any more than about an hour. Just sayin.
^ this
melodyspa.ca/
Afraid to look at work. Canadian website, eh?
Morning. RH, think good thoughts of Jimmy Buffett and Changes in Lat*tude, that's about the only way you're going to find hot, blazing, sweating sun these days. Feel better!!
Or if you prefer, Kid Rock and All Summer Long.
Good Morning.
Good Morning Sista'...nice choice. I saw Elvis last night...he's a delivery driver for Domino's pizza. It's snowing and sleeting and yucky and I HATE winter. Sigh...I feel better now.
If you saw Elivis last nite, maybe you SHOULD get out of the cold for a while. Here *pouring* have some hi-test coffee, no fluff. Can you find a run that'll bring you to "floridor" so you can thaw out?
Thanks for the java...I need SUN, hot ,blazing and sweating SUN.