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January 9th, 2013
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  1. forex trading

    Warm welcome to Your actual high-quality guidebook of forex trading information and reviews.
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    January 10, 2013 at 6:52 am |
  2. 5-10

    You people are so boring you make me want to stick needles in my eyes and under my nails.

    January 10, 2013 at 12:50 am |
  3. Photo Caption™

    As he walked back to the office after his blind date for lunch, The Witty One thought to himself "For a first date, that goodbye kiss had more tongue than a Jewish Deli"...

    January 9, 2013 at 5:01 pm |
  4. Breaking News!™

    Due to unusually heavy fan apathy, the San Francisco 49ers have elected to withdraw from the playoffs this weekend.

    January 9, 2013 at 3:44 pm |
    • CheeseHead

      But of course–run and hide from the Great Frozen Tundra Team.

      January 9, 2013 at 4:00 pm |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Know what's great? the company Holiday party is the same night and there will be TV's all over the venue. Being in Wisconsin, 99% of the attendees will be Packer fans.

      I plan on sporting my Niners jersey. Bring it.

      January 9, 2013 at 4:07 pm |
      • CheeseHead@JDizz

        Let me check my calendar....Which Holiday will you be celebrating? National Brett Favre Day? Red and Gold will clash with the Holiday decorations.

        January 9, 2013 at 4:16 pm |
    • Truth™

      Does not matter, Nobody in the NFC is getting past Denver.

      January 9, 2013 at 4:19 pm |
      • Tony Romo

        Denver is still in the game? I've been in Cabo too long......Do I need to wear a glove?

        January 9, 2013 at 4:32 pm |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

        They're on a hot streak and Manning got some rest. I'm thinking Patriots/Broncos AFCCG and Niners/Seahawk NFCCG with a Niners/Broncos Superbowl.

        January 9, 2013 at 4:34 pm |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

          And Lombardi trophy #6 for San Fransisco. =)

          January 9, 2013 at 4:35 pm |
        • Truth™

          That's about as likely as my going to dinner tonight with Joy Behar...:)

          January 9, 2013 at 4:37 pm |
        • Earl Campbell

          Houston Texsans VS 49er's in the Souper Bowl. Try my sausage-

          January 9, 2013 at 4:44 pm |
  5. RichardHead

    Hi Kidz....I think I saw Noah building an ARK this morning around 1:00 a.m. in San Antone. 7 Hrs to load 2 pallets of nicad batteries-un Freaking believable. Dropped it at the Houston yard and sitting at home-–not due in MS until Thurs. at 9:00 p.m--Hope everyone is well.....Kat I'm thinking about you and Hubs. Maybe RGIII is his roommate?

    January 9, 2013 at 3:29 pm |
  6. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

    Is it Saturday, 8pm EST yet?

    Dude in the picture looks like he's got a fat dip in his mouth.

    January 9, 2013 at 9:16 am |
    • Jaime D

      Maybe just a fat lip?

      January 9, 2013 at 12:52 pm |
    • AleeD®@JDizz♫♫

      A fat di ...? *pant pant*

      Damn ... you said dip.

      January 9, 2013 at 1:06 pm |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

        I knew it. Girls lie when they say size doesn't matter.

        January 9, 2013 at 2:02 pm |
        • AleeD®@JDizz♫♫ & MTNest

          Yup. Can't deflate the guy before he's had the chance to rise to the occasion. Conversely and FTR, you have my permission to tell her, next time she asks, that those pants don't make her butt look big. Her big butt makes her butt look big.

          January 9, 2013 at 2:11 pm |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

          Well, we lie when we say A cups are fine or "Anything more than a handful is just a waste".

          January 9, 2013 at 2:57 pm |
      • M T Nest

        Lol! Thankfully I wasn't taking a drink when I read that, my blanket would have been covered in coffee! :)

        January 9, 2013 at 2:05 pm |
      • Cleavon Little@AleeD

        My Best line in the movie...: "Stand Back while I whip it out " !!!

        January 9, 2013 at 3:51 pm |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

          Blazing Saddles for the win.

          Someone asked me where the tongue depressors were located earlier. I replied "In my pants." It got a laugh. Just kind of blurted that out.

          January 9, 2013 at 4:37 pm |
    • M T Nest

      What's Sat @8? I don't want to miss anything...haha!

      January 9, 2013 at 2:09 pm |
      • Mary Shannon

        Football playoffs, specifically at 8:00 on Sat is JDizz's 49ers.

        January 9, 2013 at 2:46 pm |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

          ^ This

          January 9, 2013 at 2:55 pm |
        • M T Nest

          If my info is correct, this is the 1st postseason encounter since 2002. SF 49ers beat the GB Packers in week 1, 30-22. Good luck to your team, JDizz! Thanks for info, Mary. (I'm not a big sports nut, unlike my sis!)

          January 9, 2013 at 3:25 pm |
  7. Kat Kinsman

    Klatchmenons! Sarah has the wheel. My husband is having knee surgery today, so I'm hanging out in a hospital basement. Think good thoughts, please!

    January 9, 2013 at 9:15 am |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Need a CPM machine for him? I gotz one for you for rent. Only $122/week!

      January 9, 2013 at 9:18 am |
    • MicheleG™

      Love to you both! KTF!

      January 9, 2013 at 10:50 am |
    • M T Nest

      How's your hubby doing? Surgery all done? Hope all is well.

      January 9, 2013 at 2:07 pm |
  8. Mary Shannon

    Morning! It seems that all of us are experiencing weather oddities, 24 here now, going up to high 40's, 50 by weekend and no snow expected. I can live with these temps for the rest of the winter, please and thank you!!!

    Enjoy your day, I'm heads down on a project for the foreseeable future.

    January 9, 2013 at 8:57 am |
  9. Truth™

    Good morning all from a balmy Denver. 29 degrees right now with a high in the fifties expected. Snow coming in for Friday though and a high for Saturday's game expected to be maybe twenty. Maybe.

    How is everyone doing today?

    January 9, 2013 at 8:38 am |
  10. M T Nest

    Good am all! Having some crazy weather to go w/my rotten earaches, sore throat, & cough. Today a high of 41 & climbing to 55 by Sat. Sun it all goes back to normal, high of 33. Gotta love MI. Hope everyone feels better than I & have a great day! Btw, maybe it's cuz my ears are messed up, but, that guy's shirt next to the bricks kinda makes me!

    January 9, 2013 at 8:14 am |
  11. AleeD®

    Good Morning Klappy Hatchers. Coffee hasn't quite kicked in yet, but tootday is looking better than yesterday. At!tude change in progress: sucking it up and muddling thru. Everything in life is temporary – ultimately. ;) Halve uh grate dae awl!

    January 9, 2013 at 7:41 am |
    • MicheleG™

      Hey, Alee, don't forget you have people out there (here)who love and admire you.

      January 9, 2013 at 10:56 am |
      • AleeD®@MicG™

        Do they crave the taste of leather as well?

        January 9, 2013 at 1:04 pm |
        • MicheleG™

          Here...Have some chocolates! Relax and take a deep breath!

          January 9, 2013 at 1:24 pm |
  12. Photo Captain®

    WIT asks himself, "Now my hair looks great! But did I leave my wallet back at the salon?"

    January 9, 2013 at 7:33 am |
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