Sink your teeth into this week's top stories from around the globe.

• Cookie Monster takes a bite out of the "Call Me Maybe" phenomenon. - YouTube

• John Birdsall really wants journalists to stop calling Asian food "hipster" and "trendy." - CHOW

• Cock a doodle ew! An antibiotic-resistant bacteria in chicken might be causing permanent UTIs. - The Atlantic

• A Wendy's worker has been arrested for putting flash drives of child porn in fry cartons when drive-thru customers asked "for a side of Scooby Doo." - My San Antonio

• Folks aren't just superstitious about Friday the 13th, it turns out many restaurants refuse to have a table 13. - Guardian

• Cookbook author Marion Cunningham, best known for rewriting “The Fannie Farmer Cookbook,” died this week at the age of 90. - New York Times