Buggar the grapes. Ya can't make bourbon out of grapes. Those bloody stinky things are decimating tomatoes. Precious Tomatoes! What's left? I'll tell ya, at this rate I'm seeing tomatoes grown in a Canadian green house as the only culinary viable solution at this rate. Hordes of stink bugs are turning all the local tomatoes into mostly withered husks. And those that do survive and turn orange, taste like, well, concentrated cilantro or more precise, a nasty batch of FAKE tequila.
It's a Chinese plot I tell ya, they are trying to kill our precious crops by purposely decimating our fruit stocks. Stupid Homeland Security (It ain't the g'damn homeland, it's call the United States of America!) are so busy looking for bombs in printers being shipped from the mid-east that they totally neglect invasive species that California has learned to proctect itself from decades ago. It's all so stupid,; from the bowels of the federal government on down.
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