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May 4th, 2012
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  1. RichardHead

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILDRED.....Have a Great and Fun Day. :))

    May 5, 2012 at 10:20 am |
    • MicheleG™

      Major DITTO!

      May 5, 2012 at 10:27 am |
  2. MicheleG™

    DERBY DAY!

    May 5, 2012 at 9:23 am |
    • RichardHead@MG

      It rained last nite and morning training runs canceled. It's gonna be a sloppy track,but I'll stand by my picks.:))

      May 5, 2012 at 10:35 am |
      • MicheleG™

        I'm a "me to er" on that!

        May 5, 2012 at 11:42 am |
    • MicheleG™

      I'll Have Another wins the Kentucky Derby!!

      The horse, which sold for $11,000 as a yearling, earned $1.46 million with the win. I'll Have Another paid $32.60, $13.80 and $9 on a $2 bet. Stay tuned for the Preakness on May 19.

      May 5, 2012 at 7:35 pm |
  3. MicheleG™

    I now christen us "The Bent Prongs." Thank you, Richie Cranium.

    May 4, 2012 at 4:24 pm |
    • RichardHead@MG

      Your Welcome, but it Hurt Big Time.

      May 4, 2012 at 4:35 pm |
      • MicheleG™

        Huggers!

        May 4, 2012 at 4:44 pm |
  4. RichardHead@Kat or SLT

    Thank You...My Sista' Needs some Luv too. So what's up with the ModBotz?

    May 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm |
  5. RichardHead@Kat or SLT

    Interesting...I have peeples in Low Places.

    May 4, 2012 at 2:21 pm |
    • AleeD®@Kat & SLT

      Jdizz can post cr@pper, but I can't? Now we now who counts around here. ;)

      May 4, 2012 at 2:26 pm |
      • AleeD®@Kat & SLT

        I meant *know*
        Maybe there's just something in the water today ...

        May 4, 2012 at 2:28 pm |
        • RichardHead@AleeD

          MAYO ? That stuff don't mix !!

          May 4, 2012 at 2:31 pm |
        • AleeD®@RichardHead&JBJ

          Twice I tried to post something to try to cheer you up. Guess I'll email it to you if the modbotz don't let it go before I leave at 4.

          A POLISH spork! Great idea. Then, if you decide to change over to, say Mexican for the 5th, you can go get some Polish remover ....

          May 4, 2012 at 2:41 pm |
        • RichardHead@AleeD

          It can also be used as a Nose Picker...Proper during Football season. Pass the Butter,Please.

          May 4, 2012 at 2:51 pm |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫ @ RichHead

          My 2012 season prediction: 49ers, 19-0

          May 4, 2012 at 3:46 pm |
        • RichardHead@JDizz

          Sooo,Joe Montana is coming out of Retirement?

          May 4, 2012 at 3:51 pm |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫ @ AleeD

        That's right!

        Actually, I think I'm on the $h!tlist for my holocaust joke a few weeks back.

        May 4, 2012 at 3:45 pm |
        • AleeD®@Jdizz & All

          You got to post the word cr@pper because you're on their sh!tlist? Makes sense to me. ;)

          Y'all have a great weekend!!!

          May 4, 2012 at 3:53 pm |
    • Party On Garth

      [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhOKX5u9zYY&w=640&h=390]

      May 4, 2012 at 2:45 pm |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

        Wow.

        May 6, 2012 at 8:03 pm |
  6. RichardHead@AleeD

    I think I'm going into Moderation Depression...WD is at the Beauty Shop ,the Postal Person left me nothing but bills,and to top it off...someone just shot me the Super Moon a Day early. Has America fallen?

    May 4, 2012 at 1:59 pm |
    • JBJ_from Moms Pueblo@Rh

      Sadly, yes....sorry for the modbotz interference, did you forget to polish your spork??

      May 4, 2012 at 2:20 pm |
      • RichardHead@JBJ

        I bent one of my prongs,It ain't pretty. Lesson of the Day, Complain and you go to the bottom of the list. It's ok...I've met many good friends down there.

        May 4, 2012 at 2:27 pm |
    • AleeD®@RichardHead

      One more time with editions:

      Here's a newly sharpened spork from the Klatsch Products, Unlimited, LLC Catalog. *hand's it over, handle first* I picked out one to match Big Blue so you can take it with you on your runs. See the little loopy thing (is that too technical?) on the back? You can also use it as a clip for your bolo tie when you host a formal Ne k k id Grilling party. Wear nuthin' but that tie – around your neck I would presume. ~_~

      WD is only going to be gone a short while. She'll come back to you all pretty and clean and you'll be so happy to see her.

      About that super moon,.you're just going to have to deal with Jdizz on the cr@pper all by yourself, my friend. I wouldn't touch that with a 10 ft roll of toilet paper.

      America fallen? Doubt it. There are just too many depressing h8rs slammin Emigres O'Flaherty on the Cinko thread.

      That reminds me, have I ever told you the one about the load of mayo the Titanic was carrying ... ?

      May 4, 2012 at 2:36 pm |
      • RichardHead@AleeD

        I want to Thank You and JBJ for the comforting word, it helps. Marky Mark and the Fun Bunch are contacting " RaceHorse Haynes " as we speak to contact CNN HR Dept for flagrant violations of the written word. We are MAD as Hell and won't Take This Anymore.....unless guacamole and Tequila are presented as an offering....Maybe.

        May 4, 2012 at 2:47 pm |
        • Sammy Van Hagar

          [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR907MlF8zk&w=640&h=390]

          May 4, 2012 at 3:07 pm |
    • Mary Shannon

      Don't be sad, its Friday, you're off for the weekend, WD will be sooooooo prettttttyyyyyyy when she gets home, and who needs snail mail anyway? You could be having to attend a 5 hour rubber chicken dinner/fashion show/chickfest like I do tonight!!!

      May 4, 2012 at 3:29 pm |
      • RichardHead@Mary Shannon

        Pleeez checka ur E-mail.:)) Don't forget to choke dem Chikens. :))

        May 4, 2012 at 4:07 pm |
  7. Breaking News

    Adam 'MCA' Yauch, a member of the legendary New York rap trio Beastie Boys, has died, Rolling Stone magazine reports.

    May 4, 2012 at 1:47 pm |
    • Marky Mark

      I need Bleach people...these skid Marks won't disappear without it. Tighty whitey's for the funeral,Please.

      May 4, 2012 at 2:16 pm |
      • RichardHead@Kat or SLT

        I know your busy for The Kentucky Derby and All but, can you check and see if the MODBOTZ Dial has been turned to SUPER Moderation? Just wondering as I'm trying to stay within the Parameters. Thank You and have a nice Day.

        May 4, 2012 at 2:20 pm |
        • RichardHead

          Marky Mark,I'm Special.

          May 4, 2012 at 2:29 pm |
  8. JainaJade

    Heading out for Pittsburgh! May the 4th be with you all :-)

    May 4, 2012 at 1:40 pm |
    • AleeD®

      ... and may a fifth be with you as well.

      May 4, 2012 at 1:42 pm |
  9. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫ @ MicheleG

    The 7 year old female Jdizzle JR first softball game today. If she's anything like her dad, she'll strike out on 2 pitches.

    May 4, 2012 at 11:37 am |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫ @ All

      @ All, I meant. =)

      May 4, 2012 at 11:37 am |
    • RichardHead@JDizz

      I heard The NY Mets were looking for a Power Hitter.

      May 4, 2012 at 12:26 pm |
  10. Breaking News!™

    It's official...the world has gone completely off the rails:

    http://www.denverpost.com/ci_20547906?source=bb

    May 4, 2012 at 11:34 am |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Wow. We just got detention. 6 years old, LOL

      May 4, 2012 at 11:35 am |
    • MicheleG™

      To me, this is a classic example of how the profoundly average people among us (unfortunately the statistical norm) run things.

      It seems like the only "acceptable" response from the stultifyingly (I just made a new word), tediously ordinary folks is to react rather than THINK. Their first priority os to cover their a$$es., THEN, and only then, attend to the actual issue.

      May 4, 2012 at 12:51 pm |
      • MicheleG™

        kant tipe..... final thought: and when they "attend" to the actual issue they do the expected, ordinary, average thing wherein no real enlightenment happens. Lessons do not get learned. (I could go on! Sorry, this kind of junk gets me on my soapbox.)

        May 4, 2012 at 12:53 pm |
        • RichardHead@MG

          Don't slip and fall...I must concur yet, I'm Sexy and I Know IT. :))

          May 4, 2012 at 1:00 pm |
        • RichardHead@MG

          Hmmm, Moderated–Well at least the ModBotz haven't forgotten me this week.

          May 4, 2012 at 1:02 pm |
  11. MicheleG™

    Food as art:

    http://www.giuseppe-arcimboldo.org/

    May 4, 2012 at 11:15 am |
  12. SeaBee™

    Buenos Dias! A little breakfast/brunch snack for y'all! Asparagus and gruyere bread pudding.

    http://t.co/EptZws3e

    Happy Star Wars Day! Hate to post and run, but, alas... I owe; I owe, so it's off to work I go!

    May 4, 2012 at 10:38 am |
    • MicheleG™

      HUGS! Come back soon! We've missed you!

      May 4, 2012 at 10:40 am |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      hOLY $H!T, Look who it is

      May 4, 2012 at 10:54 am |
  13. MicheleG™

    Good FAAAAAAAAAB YOU LUSS Friday to everyone!

    May 4, 2012 at 10:32 am |
  14. Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

    [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uErmlcpfHoI&w=640&h=390]

    May 4, 2012 at 9:32 am |
  15. AleeD®

    Good Payday Friday everyone! Plans? Yes. Exciting? Mas y menos. Thrift store shopping Sat. – a first for us. Sun. is the annual company brunch for employees with over 5 years in. Phenomenal food and Hawaiian shirts abound.

    May 4, 2012 at 9:26 am |
    • JBJ_from Moms Pueblo@AleeD

      I forgot about Sinko de Mayo! I will be flying home Sunday, maybe have hubs go to local hispanic market and pick up some goodies, they make amazing food there and fresh tortillas daily. Your brunch sounds fun, what types of foods do they bring/serve??

      May 4, 2012 at 9:34 am |
      • AleeD®@JBJ_from Moms Pueblo

        Your hubs likes Mexican food? Sigh. What's that like? ;)
        The brunch is held & catered by a local yacht club and everything is top shelf, right down to the good silverware & fine china. Pick-your-own-item omelets, endless chafing dishes of eggs, bacon & a nice spicy sausage, breakfast breads, huge bowls of fruit, fried chicken, carved roast beast and a dessert table that is to.die.for.

        May 4, 2012 at 9:58 am |
        • AleeD®@Kat & SLT

          For which word is my comment being moderated?

          May 4, 2012 at 10:03 am |
      • JBJ_from Moms Pueblo@AleeD

        *drool* Have fun, sounds amazing and you get to wear a Hawaiin shirt!

        May 4, 2012 at 10:18 am |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Que es eso? Es un zapato!

      That's all I remember from Spanish class. Took it for ease of curriculum. I laughed at a joke she told once in class (she only spoke in Spanish) and I was the only one that laughed. That tipped her off that I knew more than the Spanish I class. Then later she found out I had two half Mexican sisters at the time. She made me switch to Spanish II.

      May 4, 2012 at 9:50 am |
      • Senor RicardoHead

        Me no comprendo.

        May 4, 2012 at 9:53 am |
        • Teniente Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

          "What is this? It's a shoe!"

          May 4, 2012 at 9:55 am |
  16. DJChilllyPhil, Jukebox King & Cold Stone God

    Good morning all! TGIF! How are things with everyone?

    May 4, 2012 at 9:24 am |
  17. JBJ_from Moms Pueblo

    Good morning and TGIF!!

    May 4, 2012 at 9:23 am |
    • RichardHead@JBJ

      What Up Dizzy?

      May 4, 2012 at 9:40 am |
      • JBJ_from Moms Pueblo@RH

        The temperature is UP! About 92 yesterday, but I love it. Doc checked the peeps yesterday and just very slight 'trailing' going on still, so not so dizzy unless I overdo it...picked up daughter at 11:45, went to lunch at In-n-Out burger, then hit the outlet mall, sadly no Coach store...then we had Carrabbas take out for dinner, Chicken Bryan, salad, and asparagu for dinner, and margaritas of course. :)

        May 4, 2012 at 10:13 am |
        • RichardHead@JBJ

          What A Burger will hunt you down....Glad the Doc thingy went well...WD is at the Beauty Shop 'cuz she really needed it. Hitting the Casino today?

          May 4, 2012 at 10:20 am |
        • JBJ_from Moms Pueblo@Rh

          Odie needs to go to the barber too for a trim...not sure yet on the casino, maybe go for dinner later to Ling and Louie's inside Wld Horse Pass.... :)

          May 4, 2012 at 10:56 am |
        • RichardHead@JBJ

          Don't forget The Pink Pony in Scottsdale. Might as well get Mom ready for the Red Light District. :))

          May 4, 2012 at 12:17 pm |
        • JBJ_from Moms Pueblo@Rh

          The only pony mom or daughter are going to see is a My Little Pony at Toys R Us...

          May 4, 2012 at 12:30 pm |
  18. Truth

    Good morning all!

    Happy Friday!

    Breaking News: Carmelo Anthony is utterly useless. That is all.

    May 4, 2012 at 9:08 am |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      Reminds me of Amare Stoutemire in the playoffs a few years ago. CHOKE. I'm a Suns fan.

      May 4, 2012 at 9:13 am |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

        Along with being a Mets and Niners fan, the early 2000's were years of sports misery for me.

        May 4, 2012 at 9:16 am |
    • DJChilllyPhil, Jukebox King & Cold Stone God

      How 'bout that Heat?

      May 4, 2012 at 9:23 am |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

        >=(

        May 4, 2012 at 9:26 am |
      • RichardHead

        Mav's SUCK, Mav's SUCK..........that is all.

        May 4, 2012 at 9:39 am |
  19. Mary Shannon

    Good morning! Happy its Friday, sad that tonight is my namesake's last episode. I have to be at an event this evening so I'm DVR'ing it, no spoiler alerts please!

    May 4, 2012 at 9:03 am |
    • Truth™@Mary

      I will make it a point to NOT disclose anything, but one of the promos looks to be taking it in an odd direction...

      How are the critters doin? Your nephwe almost lost one of his nine liver this morning.

      May 4, 2012 at 9:52 am |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

        Livers are hard to come by.

        May 4, 2012 at 9:54 am |
        • Truth™@JDizz, spelling coach

          Nephew, and Lives...I will write each ten times, thanks...

          May 4, 2012 at 10:07 am |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

          TAHA!

          May 4, 2012 at 10:20 am |
      • Mary Shannon

        What did Super Kitty do this morning?

        May 4, 2012 at 10:12 am |
        • Truth™@Mary

          When I was leaving, he decided to run down the steps from the loft, and lost his footing and rolled down the last four or five steps. Sat dazed and confused at the bottom. Looked somewhat amusing actually.

          May 4, 2012 at 10:14 am |
        • Mary Shannon

          Poor kitty probably wondered who pushed him from behind. Hope he's ok.

          May 4, 2012 at 10:33 am |
  20. JainaJade

    Good morning! Happy Friday everyone :-) Got any exciting plans for the weekend?!?!?

    May 4, 2012 at 8:23 am |
    • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

      GOLF!

      May 4, 2012 at 9:12 am |
    • MicheleG™

      I'm going to root for Hansen in the Kentucky Derby! It'll be a small party!

      May 4, 2012 at 10:26 am |
      • RichardHead@MG

        I haven't picked out my hat yet,soooooo,here are my Bets.
        1. Union Rags.....The corn bread is tastier in the South.
        2. Hansen...Boy Bands...Pffffft.
        3.I'll have Another....Gotta be a sibling of Needs A Sp@nkin'.
        Yes, I have gone out on a limb with these picks,but,I haven't eaten my Bourgeois with whirled squirrel Yet.

        May 4, 2012 at 5:18 pm |
        • MicheleG™

          Gemologist, too. It's a big field.

          20 horses running at around 45 miles an hour for a mile and a quarter for about 2 minutes will be intense.

          Secretariat's average speed was 37.8 mph. Man O'War had an average speed of 36.9 mph. Down the home stretch in the Kentucky Derby Secretariat was running 49 mph.

          May 4, 2012 at 5:52 pm |
        • RichardHead@MG

          WD is faster at 38.201100. while chasing squirrels and Rabbits at Churchill Downs. Luckily it was not a Sloppy Track. Ever taken the tour through Churchill Downs? It's fun and you get to see the backside where the Horses are kept, plus you get to fight over horse shoes when the Vets come in to re-shoe the horses. I use the Horse liniment on WD if she chases too many squirrels. Kentucky is a Beautiful State. :))

          May 4, 2012 at 6:13 pm |
        • MicheleG™

          Been around Santa Anita and Hollywood park. Cool places. Never been east of the Mississippi river.

          May 5, 2012 at 10:26 am |
  21. Jdizzle McHammerpants

    First.

    May 4, 2012 at 6:00 am |
    • RichardHead

      Flush,wash hands..change Grandmas diaper,wash hands,...make coffee for everyone.

      May 4, 2012 at 6:58 am |
      • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫

        Ironic. I was on the crapper this morning when I wrote that.

        May 4, 2012 at 9:12 am |
        • MicheleG™

          WAY too much information.................

          May 4, 2012 at 10:25 am |
        • Jdizzle McHammerpants ♫♫ @ MicheleG

          You don't want to know the color?

          May 4, 2012 at 11:35 am |
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