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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILDRED.....Have a Great and Fun Day. :))
It rained last nite and morning training runs canceled. It's gonna be a sloppy track,but I'll stand by my picks.:))
I'm a "me to er" on that!
I'll Have Another wins the Kentucky Derby!!
The horse, which sold for $11,000 as a yearling, earned $1.46 million with the win. I'll Have Another paid $32.60, $13.80 and $9 on a $2 bet. Stay tuned for the Preakness on May 19.
I now christen us "The Bent Prongs." Thank you, Richie Cranium.
Your Welcome, but it Hurt Big Time.
Thank You...My Sista' Needs some Luv too. So what's up with the ModBotz?
Interesting...I have peeples in Low Places.
Jdizz can post cr@pper, but I can't? Now we now who counts around here. ;)
I meant *know*
Maybe there's just something in the water today ...
MAYO ? That stuff don't mix !!
Twice I tried to post something to try to cheer you up. Guess I'll email it to you if the modbotz don't let it go before I leave at 4.
A POLISH spork! Great idea. Then, if you decide to change over to, say Mexican for the 5th, you can go get some Polish remover ....
It can also be used as a Nose Picker...Proper during Football season. Pass the Butter,Please.
My 2012 season prediction: 49ers, 19-0
Sooo,Joe Montana is coming out of Retirement?
Actually, I think I'm on the $h!tlist for my holocaust joke a few weeks back.
You got to post the word cr@pper because you're on their sh!tlist? Makes sense to me. ;)
Y'all have a great weekend!!!
I think I'm going into Moderation Depression...WD is at the Beauty Shop ,the Postal Person left me nothing but bills,and to top it off...someone just shot me the Super Moon a Day early. Has America fallen?
Sadly, yes....sorry for the modbotz interference, did you forget to polish your spork??
I bent one of my prongs,It ain't pretty. Lesson of the Day, Complain and you go to the bottom of the list. It's ok...I've met many good friends down there.
One more time with editions:
Here's a newly sharpened spork from the Klatsch Products, Unlimited, LLC Catalog. *hand's it over, handle first* I picked out one to match Big Blue so you can take it with you on your runs. See the little loopy thing (is that too technical?) on the back? You can also use it as a clip for your bolo tie when you host a formal Ne k k id Grilling party. Wear nuthin' but that tie – around your neck I would presume. ~_~
WD is only going to be gone a short while. She'll come back to you all pretty and clean and you'll be so happy to see her.
About that super moon,.you're just going to have to deal with Jdizz on the cr@pper all by yourself, my friend. I wouldn't touch that with a 10 ft roll of toilet paper.
America fallen? Doubt it. There are just too many depressing h8rs slammin Emigres O'Flaherty on the Cinko thread.
That reminds me, have I ever told you the one about the load of mayo the Titanic was carrying ... ?
I want to Thank You and JBJ for the comforting word, it helps. Marky Mark and the Fun Bunch are contacting " RaceHorse Haynes " as we speak to contact CNN HR Dept for flagrant violations of the written word. We are MAD as Hell and won't Take This Anymore.....unless guacamole and Tequila are presented as an offering....Maybe.
Don't be sad, its Friday, you're off for the weekend, WD will be sooooooo prettttttyyyyyyy when she gets home, and who needs snail mail anyway? You could be having to attend a 5 hour rubber chicken dinner/fashion show/chickfest like I do tonight!!!
Pleeez checka ur E-mail.:)) Don't forget to choke dem Chikens. :))
Adam 'MCA' Yauch, a member of the legendary New York rap trio Beastie Boys, has died, Rolling Stone magazine reports.
I need Bleach people...these skid Marks won't disappear without it. Tighty whitey's for the funeral,Please.
I know your busy for The Kentucky Derby and All but, can you check and see if the MODBOTZ Dial has been turned to SUPER Moderation? Just wondering as I'm trying to stay within the Parameters. Thank You and have a nice Day.
Marky Mark,I'm Special.
Heading out for Pittsburgh! May the 4th be with you all :-)
... and may a fifth be with you as well.
The 7 year old female Jdizzle JR first softball game today. If she's anything like her dad, she'll strike out on 2 pitches.
@ All, I meant. =)
I heard The NY Mets were looking for a Power Hitter.
It's official...the world has gone completely off the rails:
Wow. We just got detention. 6 years old, LOL
To me, this is a classic example of how the profoundly average people among us (unfortunately the statistical norm) run things.
It seems like the only "acceptable" response from the stultifyingly (I just made a new word), tediously ordinary folks is to react rather than THINK. Their first priority os to cover their a$$es., THEN, and only then, attend to the actual issue.
kant tipe..... final thought: and when they "attend" to the actual issue they do the expected, ordinary, average thing wherein no real enlightenment happens. Lessons do not get learned. (I could go on! Sorry, this kind of junk gets me on my soapbox.)
Don't slip and fall...I must concur yet, I'm Sexy and I Know IT. :))
Hmmm, Moderated–Well at least the ModBotz haven't forgotten me this week.
Food as art:
Buenos Dias! A little breakfast/brunch snack for y'all! Asparagus and gruyere bread pudding.
Happy Star Wars Day! Hate to post and run, but, alas... I owe; I owe, so it's off to work I go!
HUGS! Come back soon! We've missed you!
hOLY $H!T, Look who it is
Good FAAAAAAAAAB YOU LUSS Friday to everyone!
Good Payday Friday everyone! Plans? Yes. Exciting? Mas y menos. Thrift store shopping Sat. – a first for us. Sun. is the annual company brunch for employees with over 5 years in. Phenomenal food and Hawaiian shirts abound.
I forgot about Sinko de Mayo! I will be flying home Sunday, maybe have hubs go to local hispanic market and pick up some goodies, they make amazing food there and fresh tortillas daily. Your brunch sounds fun, what types of foods do they bring/serve??
Your hubs likes Mexican food? Sigh. What's that like? ;)
The brunch is held & catered by a local yacht club and everything is top shelf, right down to the good silverware & fine china. Pick-your-own-item omelets, endless chafing dishes of eggs, bacon & a nice spicy sausage, breakfast breads, huge bowls of fruit, fried chicken, carved roast beast and a dessert table that is to.die.for.
For which word is my comment being moderated?
*drool* Have fun, sounds amazing and you get to wear a Hawaiin shirt!
Que es eso? Es un zapato!
That's all I remember from Spanish class. Took it for ease of curriculum. I laughed at a joke she told once in class (she only spoke in Spanish) and I was the only one that laughed. That tipped her off that I knew more than the Spanish I class. Then later she found out I had two half Mexican sisters at the time. She made me switch to Spanish II.
Me no comprendo.
"What is this? It's a shoe!"
Good morning all! TGIF! How are things with everyone?
Good morning and TGIF!!
What Up Dizzy?
The temperature is UP! About 92 yesterday, but I love it. Doc checked the peeps yesterday and just very slight 'trailing' going on still, so not so dizzy unless I overdo it...picked up daughter at 11:45, went to lunch at In-n-Out burger, then hit the outlet mall, sadly no Coach store...then we had Carrabbas take out for dinner, Chicken Bryan, salad, and asparagu for dinner, and margaritas of course. :)
What A Burger will hunt you down....Glad the Doc thingy went well...WD is at the Beauty Shop 'cuz she really needed it. Hitting the Casino today?
Odie needs to go to the barber too for a trim...not sure yet on the casino, maybe go for dinner later to Ling and Louie's inside Wld Horse Pass.... :)
Don't forget The Pink Pony in Scottsdale. Might as well get Mom ready for the Red Light District. :))
The only pony mom or daughter are going to see is a My Little Pony at Toys R Us...
Good morning all!
Breaking News: Carmelo Anthony is utterly useless. That is all.
Reminds me of Amare Stoutemire in the playoffs a few years ago. CHOKE. I'm a Suns fan.
Along with being a Mets and Niners fan, the early 2000's were years of sports misery for me.
How 'bout that Heat?
Mav's SUCK, Mav's SUCK..........that is all.
Good morning! Happy its Friday, sad that tonight is my namesake's last episode. I have to be at an event this evening so I'm DVR'ing it, no spoiler alerts please!
I will make it a point to NOT disclose anything, but one of the promos looks to be taking it in an odd direction...
How are the critters doin? Your nephwe almost lost one of his nine liver this morning.
Livers are hard to come by.
Nephew, and Lives...I will write each ten times, thanks...
What did Super Kitty do this morning?
When I was leaving, he decided to run down the steps from the loft, and lost his footing and rolled down the last four or five steps. Sat dazed and confused at the bottom. Looked somewhat amusing actually.
Poor kitty probably wondered who pushed him from behind. Hope he's ok.
Good morning! Happy Friday everyone :-) Got any exciting plans for the weekend?!?!?
I'm going to root for Hansen in the Kentucky Derby! It'll be a small party!
I haven't picked out my hat yet,soooooo,here are my Bets.
1. Union Rags.....The corn bread is tastier in the South.
2. Hansen...Boy Bands...Pffffft.
3.I'll have Another....Gotta be a sibling of Needs A Sp@nkin'.
Yes, I have gone out on a limb with these picks,but,I haven't eaten my Bourgeois with whirled squirrel Yet.
Gemologist, too. It's a big field.
20 horses running at around 45 miles an hour for a mile and a quarter for about 2 minutes will be intense.
Secretariat's average speed was 37.8 mph. Man O'War had an average speed of 36.9 mph. Down the home stretch in the Kentucky Derby Secretariat was running 49 mph.
WD is faster at 38.201100. while chasing squirrels and Rabbits at Churchill Downs. Luckily it was not a Sloppy Track. Ever taken the tour through Churchill Downs? It's fun and you get to see the backside where the Horses are kept, plus you get to fight over horse shoes when the Vets come in to re-shoe the horses. I use the Horse liniment on WD if she chases too many squirrels. Kentucky is a Beautiful State. :))
Been around Santa Anita and Hollywood park. Cool places. Never been east of the Mississippi river.
Flush,wash hands..change Grandmas diaper,wash hands,...make coffee for everyone.
Ironic. I was on the crapper this morning when I wrote that.
WAY too much information.................
You don't want to know the color?
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