Sink your teeth into today's top stories from around the globe.

• How to "properly" get hammered on St. Patrick's Day. - Grub Street

• In arguably the best dine-and-ditch ever, four men in suits base jump from the 55th floor to avoid their bar tab. - Eater

• Reporter Christopher Borrelli scratches his head and asks, "Where are the black chefs?" - Chicago Tribune

• The depressing reality of "fake meat" products. - Mother Jones

• 30 to 50 percent of the food produced in the world goes to waste. - Reuters