Sink your teeth into today's top stories from around the globe.

• Everybody poops. Sometimes, they even do it in restaurants. Who is to blame? - Denver Westword

• Jonesing for Cheez Doodles in Paris. - Leite's Culinaria

• The rise and fall of the ladies who lunch. - Vanity Fair

• Because he's just like us, Mitt Romney makes an unannounced lunch stop at McDonald's in Florida. - The Note

• Mr. Potato Head is one heck of a mustachioed mixologist. - Serious Drinks