Sink your teeth into today's top stories from around the globe.
- After an Iraqi restaurant in Massachusetts is vandalized, veterans stage an eat-in to show their support. - Eater
- A call to arms against celery: "If God had created celery, it would only have two stalks, because that's the most that almost any recipe ever calls for." - The Skint Foodie Kitchen
- As New York City's H&H Bagels shutters, an heir to the doughy throne makes himself known. - Wall Street Journal
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