Japan’s finger-lickin’ Christmas tradition
December 22nd, 2011
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Christmas is often a time for heavy eating and drinking, and the Japanese don't miss out.

But unlike many other countries where there are traditional Christmas dishes, Japan does not have any, and a quick look at a regular family's Christmas feast shows that anything, from sushi to chinese steamed shrimps, are acceptable at the buffet.

However, there is one specialty that many Japanese like to have on the table next to those items – fried chicken from KFC.

Today, it is possibly the closest thing in Japan to a Christmas tradition.

The story goes that in the early 1970s, a western man residing in Japan decided to get KFC's fried chicken for Christmas, the closest substitute to his childhood turkey he could find at that time.

This one customer must have made quite an impression because the following year KFC Japan started a country-wide Christmas campaign, which since then has tied it to the Christmas culture of Japan.

No other company had thus influenced the public's Christmas habits since cake-maker Fujiya brought in the “Christmas Cake” in the 1920s. But while Fujiya's cakes had to be made to match Japanese sensibilities, KFC's chickens are exactly the same as how Colonel Sanders imagined them. And the Japanese just dig it.

Every year in early December, KFC restaurants around the country start putting up order sheets to deal with the heavy demands during the Christmas period. Numbers show that their sales soar in December, making twice as much profit than in other months.

It has become so common today to eat fried chicken at Christmas, that other franchises have tried to jump on the Christmas fried chicken band-wagon. Yet KFC remains by far the most popular andthe company’s public relations' representative Ichiro Takatsuki says that the last year or two have been their most successful in the past 15 years. Today, KFC has 1150 restaurants across Japan.

So, what's the secret ingredient to KFC’s success?

For one, they watch how family compositions are changing. In the 1970s, the eight-piece Christmas bucket for four people was the most popular. But today, families have become smaller and Christmas has become an event to spend with your significant other, rather than with the family. So KFC started selling a two-person set last year which proved to be a hit.

They often add new specialties to their menu, too. Their Premium Roasted Chicken menu, which started a few years ago at a whopping price of almost $75, sells out every year without even having to be heavily promoted.

Actually, Takatsuki claimed that the lack of promotion is also key to their success. As each restaurant deals with raw stocks, there is a limit to the number of meals they can produce per day, even at Christmas. While it helps maintain the quality of their products, they are careful to never over-promote Christmas, for fear of disappointing customers.

“Imagine if people came because they saw a commercial on TV, only to find out that we're sold out?” Takatsuki asked. “That would be disastrous.”

So because of its success, Japan's KFC waits to start its Christmas promotion until as late as possible, only to pull most of it off before everyone gets too excited.

How about that for a measure of popularity?

See all our Japan Eats coverage and get more on CNNGo and read McDonald's vs. KFC for Japan's best 'festive feast'

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  1. Zimmy

    hi

    January 3, 2012 at 11:40 am | Reply
  2. B. Barnett

    Congratulations Japan!!!! Santa is bringing you Type 2 diabetes for Christmas!

    December 24, 2011 at 1:35 am | Reply
  3. Wyobob

    That is what the nba needs. Boycott all games. The players and the owners both won, the fans lost.

    December 23, 2011 at 11:35 pm | Reply
  4. Sandi

    YUM, Inc (KFC, TACO Bell and Pizza Hut) is only at the BEGINNING of a HUGE Asian push. Restaurants are going up like gas stations. I wanted to buy in a bit when they split 2:1 about 10 years ago. Never did and, for the past 2 years, have been trying to sell the idea to hubby. As a first-timer, I am a bit too hesitant, I guess... Anyway, seems like a no-brainer to me. A company that did well enuff to saturate their market at home, now also operating in a wide-open market with (Initial) significant, demonstrated interest sounds very promising. Off to check today's numbers and try to do my little part to assist the economic recovery around here.

    December 23, 2011 at 12:01 pm | Reply
    • Sandi

      Never mind... Have just gotten to read some of the other posts here. Mine is clearly "out of line" or, at least, out of sync. *sigh* I don't know why I didn't even consider the fact that these boards would be so... yahoo. Carry on...

      December 23, 2011 at 12:19 pm | Reply
  5. ashrakay

    What a propaganda, advertising fluff piece! I've lived in Tokyo for 5 years now, and happen to be right across the street from a KFC, and I've never heard of one Japanese person ordering KFC for christmas. The Japanese don't even have a day off for christmas and at this time of year they are celebrating the emperor's birthday. The christmas cake is a real thing however.

    December 22, 2011 at 8:01 pm | Reply
  6. Mike

    It's funny how a KFC Christmas dinner seems odd to people but a turkey dinner doesn't. Why? They're both poultry; one of them is just a different bird, prepared in a different way.

    December 22, 2011 at 7:26 pm | Reply
  7. joey

    first we nuke em, indoctrinate them into our religion, and now fried chicken, damn, theyre dumb

    December 22, 2011 at 7:19 pm | Reply
    • Peter

      Not as dumb as your comment.

      PS - Check out what the Chinese are doing to Christmas in the USA. I'll bet most Christmas presents and virtually all Christmas decorations are made in China. First they take our jobs, then they sell us stuff made by the people who took our jobs. We even fight over the stuff on black friday.

      Boy, are WE dumb.

      December 22, 2011 at 7:49 pm | Reply
      • Chris

        I hate to point this out sir, but if a non-english speaker without a college education takes your job from a socialist state than you are [fill in the blank]

        No one in China looks to be taking my job, because I saw the trend and kept in front of it. not hard.

        December 23, 2011 at 5:38 am | Reply
    • jimbo

      Dumb comment from a dumbo.

      December 23, 2011 at 3:03 am | Reply
    • Eric

      Spoken like a true, uneducated bigot! Shame on you, somebody should wash your mouth out with soap, or perhaps bleach might work better.

      December 23, 2011 at 5:37 am | Reply
    • J-man

      Joey, you do not deserve to live... Go away, read your Bible that was made in China and pray that you will be smart one day.

      December 23, 2011 at 3:42 pm | Reply
    • Clif

      joey....?

      December 23, 2011 at 6:42 pm | Reply
    • Edward Parker

      Come on Joey what are you thinking . where is your heart. The Japaneese are humans just like we are infact they are very bright people. you on the other hand im not so sure. your remarks are very insensitive I hope you pray and have a change of heart while you yet can.

      Ed

      December 23, 2011 at 11:41 pm | Reply
    • tim

      well, how about the nation shooting at each other for 200 dollar basket sneakers that cost 10 dollars to make in china.

      December 24, 2011 at 3:14 am | Reply
  8. Robert

    Google: "Diabetes trends in Japan". Is it possible this fast food mania has something to do with it? KFC as a Christmas tradition? Really?

    December 22, 2011 at 7:16 pm | Reply
  9. Tim

    YARD BIRD!!!!! YUM!

    December 22, 2011 at 7:10 pm | Reply
  10. Beth

    I lived in Japan as late as the mid 90s and this was not a phenomena I ever heard of from any Japanese friends. The article makes it sound as though Christmas dinner is a common thing in Japan. I don't know about the past 15 years but when I lived there people didn't celebrate Christmas at all, never mind have some kind of Christmas feast. My coworkers celebrated "Eve" which was a romantic night with your boy friend or girlfriend eating out and the guy giving the girl an expensive piece of jewelry. Christmas day was an ordinary non-holiday workday. I remember how strange it felt to be at work on Christmas and no one says, "Merry Christmas" on that day. I did say it once to one person who correct me and told me that the night before had been "Eve" and that that day wasn't a holiday, silly!

    December 22, 2011 at 7:08 pm | Reply
  11. flopflipper

    KFC is also HUGE in China. You see them all over the place. Its the biggest, most successful restaraunt chain by far.

    Its too bad its ont an independent stock, it'd probably be worth some huge valuation.

    December 22, 2011 at 6:46 pm | Reply
  12. TravelSheryl

    Just like Jews eating Chinese food on Christmas. What do the Chinese eat?

    December 22, 2011 at 6:40 pm | Reply
    • Dave

      Chinese food.

      December 22, 2011 at 7:10 pm | Reply
      • cho cho

        Who cares? This is about Japan.

        December 30, 2011 at 2:42 am | Reply
    • plain

      rice

      December 22, 2011 at 7:42 pm | Reply
    • Marcus

      Gefilte fish

      December 22, 2011 at 7:45 pm | Reply
    • Smukers

      Just like Italian Americans on Thanksgiving and Christmas celebrate with piles of ravioli, spaghetti, tortellini, parmesan, lasagna, mussels, canolis, etc. Anything wrong with this picture? I will leave it up to you.

      December 22, 2011 at 7:56 pm | Reply
    • Jennifer

      Just like people eat food on a daily basis... But what does food eat?

      December 23, 2011 at 2:06 am | Reply
    • lance corporal

      latke

      December 23, 2011 at 5:39 am | Reply
    • Gravy

      Answer: No one cares, this article is about Japan.

      January 4, 2012 at 8:59 pm | Reply
    • Gravy

      Can't China get their own travel articles? Why do they need to butt into everybody else's attention?

      January 4, 2012 at 9:02 pm | Reply
  13. rkdres324

    KFC for Christmas dinner in Japan?...another fine contribution from western culture, aka idiocracy

    December 22, 2011 at 6:31 pm | Reply
  14. RichSF

    KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) should really be renamed KFCGH (Kentucky Fried Cornish Game Hen) because the chicken pieces have gotten so small. Admittedly the taste has always been good, making the company a success. Still, there's the obvious grease factor too. KFC is not serving up diet food.

    The last time I went there was a few years ago (the first time in perhaps 5 years), ordering one of their 3 piece "meals" which included a biscuit, some sort of potato things, a miniature container of cole slaw, and perhaps a quart of soda. The chicken was so small it got lost in the palm of my hand. The whole mess cost around $8. I'll never go back.

    December 22, 2011 at 6:00 pm | Reply
    • TN

      And that's the difference between KFC Japan and it's customers, and KFC USA and it's customers.
      2 pieces original recipe, 1 bbq, 5 nuggets is a meal for 2 people costing about $25, and they keep going back.
      http://d2pw6fradsb499.cloudfront.net/*8DXzTg/xmas/images/menu/syousai/menu_c_s_05.jpg

      December 22, 2011 at 6:52 pm | Reply
    • Joe

      A) You've to too much time on your hands to write such a detailed dissertation about a fast food meal you ate five years ago.
      B) KFC seems to be doing just fine without you.

      December 22, 2011 at 7:03 pm | Reply
      • CN Red

        Fu ck you. Di ck head.

        December 23, 2011 at 7:30 am | Reply
    • joey

      i wanna eat her

      December 22, 2011 at 7:20 pm | Reply
    • jillian

      lol

      December 23, 2011 at 1:18 pm | Reply
    • Gravy

      If you're on a diet you shouldn't be in a KFC, m0r0n.

      January 4, 2012 at 9:00 pm | Reply
  15. Al

    Well, I guess if it can be a Jewish tradition (at lease in the NE US) to eat Chinese food on Christmas, why can't the Japanese eat good old American friend checken!?!?

    December 22, 2011 at 5:55 pm | Reply
  16. Tha Shrimp

    Shrimps? Really, CNN?

    "a quick look at a regular family's Christmas feast shows that anything, from sushi to chinese steamed shrimps, are acceptable at the buffet."

    December 22, 2011 at 5:52 pm | Reply
    • None

      You do understand that they were referring to a normal Japanese family, correct?

      December 22, 2011 at 6:09 pm | Reply
    • KidZoloft

      no kidding man, I cant believe a journalist would use the word "shrimps".
      now...FIX IT CNN! Ya look stupid.

      December 22, 2011 at 6:39 pm | Reply
      • Sandi

        oh? lmaaao. This is one of those pot/kettle moments, isn't it? ;)

        December 23, 2011 at 12:24 pm | Reply
    • Pimp

      Exactly. Er'body knows it's Scrimps!

      December 22, 2011 at 7:29 pm | Reply
    • you need better ideas

      CNN editors are not as dull as you might believe. I would examine the slang definition while you are at it...with perhaps a bit of self reflection.

      Home > Library > Literature & Language > Dictionary
      (shrĭmp)
      n., pl., shrimp, or shrimps.
      Any of various small, chiefly marine decapod crustaceans of the suborder Natantia, many species of which are edible, having a compressed or elongated body with a well-developed abdomen, long legs and antennae, and a long spinelike projection of the carapace.
      Any of various similar crustaceans, such as certain isopods and amphipods.
      Slang.
      A person regarded as unimportant.
      A person who is small in stature.
      intr.v., shrimped, shrimp·ing, shrimps.
      To fish for shrimp.

      December 22, 2011 at 11:27 pm | Reply
    • Sandi

      "Shrimps" is (also) correct, but "Tha" is not! ;) I apologize. I couldn't resist. It is we who too often assume that something that doesn't sound right to our own ears is, in fact, incorrect.

      December 23, 2011 at 12:14 pm | Reply
      • Sandi

        Yeah! What HE said! What he quoted from a dictionary, actually, but who cares?

        December 23, 2011 at 12:23 pm | Reply
  17. hook59

    Funny thing about KFC is I really like their chicken, but I think they should change their sign...the one showing Harlan Sanders on it to a tattoed and pierced Mexican because for the last ten years, those are the only ones I've seen working at KFC's

    December 22, 2011 at 5:50 pm | Reply
    • bud

      That's why they use the Col

      December 22, 2011 at 6:32 pm | Reply
  18. zoundsman

    I made it half way through the article, then had to stop. The images of KFC started growing and I am still resisting the
    urge to drive down there right now. I'm going to sue CNN for causing this.

    December 22, 2011 at 5:40 pm | Reply
  19. Atheist #1

    Every body loves Chicken It probably just the way you cook it

    December 22, 2011 at 5:38 pm | Reply
    • Tha Chikin

      Why thank you!! Wait... **sheer terror**

      December 22, 2011 at 5:40 pm | Reply
      • LingLingFortuneCookieFactoryForSale

        December 22, 2011 at 5:48 pm | Reply
  20. Tha Chikin

    So apparently a joke about being a typing chicken and cannibalistic for liking KFC flags comments for moderation.

    BUMMER!

    December 22, 2011 at 5:38 pm | Reply
  21. Steve

    Sorry, CNN.
    Beat you to this by one day on whatdoyouknowshow.com

    December 22, 2011 at 5:35 pm | Reply
  22. Jason

    Um .. am I the only one that licked the screen?

    December 22, 2011 at 5:31 pm | Reply
    • Tha Chikin

      No. And it isn't wrong!

      December 22, 2011 at 5:41 pm | Reply
  23. JT

    Try Turducken.

    December 22, 2011 at 5:23 pm | Reply
    • YonkersSS4

      Remember Pearl Harbor? Try remembering self respect you sack of filth

      December 22, 2011 at 8:09 pm | Reply
  24. jamesortheus

    Now I want it for dinner...way to go CNN, the closest one is a hassle but I might just have to go...damn!

    December 22, 2011 at 5:18 pm | Reply
    • Karl

      You are a disgusting and foul human being. I hope you, your children, your parents, your sibilings, your entire family line all die in a manner infinitely more horrific than each and every tsunami death.

      December 22, 2011 at 8:08 pm | Reply
  25. jamesortheus

    KFC is awesome, people who eat meat just need to admit it.

    December 22, 2011 at 5:14 pm | Reply
    • Tha Chikin

      ANYTHING fried is better! Well there are a few things that aren't good no matter WHAT you do.... like doggie doo and lima beans. I stray though.

      I know... it isn't healthy, no one wants to admit it is super yummy... that is why everyone is downing fried chicken in the closet. Even the most hardcore of health nuts can't resist fried chicken when it is waved under their nose.

      December 22, 2011 at 5:36 pm | Reply
  26. Stan

    Ummm... yummy. With coleslaw.

    December 22, 2011 at 5:14 pm | Reply
  27. Anon

    It's sad that a marketing campaign ran by a corporate fast food giant was able to brainwash and ingrain into the people of Japan that groveling over greasy, fattening, artery-clogging, and factory farmed slaughtered chicken is somehow is reflective of the Christmas holiday. But then again, this is no different than what the holidays represent elsewhere in the western world—a mindless consumption of materials goods by masses, orchestrated by megacorporations.

    December 22, 2011 at 5:04 pm | Reply
  28. Tha Chikin

    The Japanese aren't the only ones that "dig" KFC. If it wasn't for fried chicken, we in the South wouldn't have anything to eat. NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!

    OMG I AM A CANNIBAL!!

    December 22, 2011 at 5:02 pm | Reply
  29. lilbluepill

    you can actually get turkey in japan but most households do not have a "oven" over there...oven cooking is not part of traditional japanese cooking...so, unless they develop a taste for deep frying turkey, then turkey or ham will not be a traditional meal for christmas in japan...

    December 22, 2011 at 4:59 pm | Reply
  30. DJCowboy

    I love KFC's bowls with the mashed potatoes, corn and chicken nugget things in them with a side of green beans. Now that's livin!!

    December 22, 2011 at 4:58 pm | Reply
  31. lilbluepill

    well, i actually saw a small local KFC in Japan with the plastic free standing life size colonel with a santa hat on...and like the lil japanese kid said in japanese..."mom! he looks like a heathier/younger version of santa!"...lol!

    December 22, 2011 at 4:56 pm | Reply
  32. Jason K

    I've been to Japan and I have Japanese friends. I even know the language to a decent extent...However, this BLOWS my mind. I had no idea that KFC was as Christmas tradition in Nihon.

    December 22, 2011 at 4:49 pm | Reply
  33. DonCanuck

    Christmas day is at least one day of the year that the Japanese are not eating meat from endangered whales and blue fin tuna, or slurping shark-fin soup, or devouring food products from other citically endangered animal species.

    December 22, 2011 at 4:43 pm | Reply
  34. Robert

    Poor people. Fooled into eating that cr@p for Christmas dinner.

    December 22, 2011 at 4:43 pm | Reply
    • what

      Chicken sure beats turkey any day, turkey is like eating wet card board.

      December 22, 2011 at 4:48 pm | Reply
      • Robert

        Learn to cook and stop eating paper products, dummy.

        December 22, 2011 at 4:56 pm | Reply
      • Aletheya

        It couldn't be the cook, could it?

        December 22, 2011 at 6:35 pm | Reply
    • move1

      poor people!? are you to good to eat fried chicken? . poor people, thats funny..fried chicken is so good..if that makes me poor then so be it

      December 22, 2011 at 4:48 pm | Reply
      • Robert

        I have nothing against fried chicken. Love it, in fact. I meant eating KFC. Trash. Do you like Mexican food? Eating KFC for Christmas would be like eating Taco Bell for Cinco de Mayo.

        December 22, 2011 at 4:54 pm | Reply
      • Anomic Office Drone

        Given that Cinco de Mayo was a holiday of little importance in Mexico until Americans used it as another excuse to get drunk, Taco Bell actually makes sense. I do get what you're saying, though.

        December 22, 2011 at 4:58 pm | Reply
      • Tha Chikin

        Me too! Me too! LOVE fried chicken!

        December 22, 2011 at 5:04 pm | Reply
    • gager

      Love KFC original. Now if they would only go back to frying in beef fat.

      December 22, 2011 at 5:20 pm | Reply
  35. Yummy

    That piece of chicken (leg) in the picture sure looks good. Eat mor chikin !

    December 22, 2011 at 4:40 pm | Reply
    • Tha Chikin

      Watch it!!

      December 22, 2011 at 5:43 pm | Reply
  36. PankoBoy

    Tonkatsu?

    December 22, 2011 at 4:39 pm | Reply
  37. JP

    Think that's cute, google the "Curse of Colonel Sanders" in Japan! Wikipedia has a page on it!

    December 22, 2011 at 4:25 pm | Reply
  38. cajr

    actually popeye's is much better in my opinion, especially the gravy...mmmmmm.

    December 22, 2011 at 2:54 pm | Reply
    • CN Red

      Bojangles!

      December 22, 2011 at 2:59 pm | Reply
      • David

        Oh yea! Its Bo Time!

        December 22, 2011 at 4:48 pm | Reply
  39. Colonel Sanders

    Gravy, mashed potatoes, chicken, ....wait...um...I want a Bigmac.

    December 22, 2011 at 1:49 pm | Reply
    • Ronald McDonald

      Here ya go with a nice big beotch slap as well.

      December 22, 2011 at 1:50 pm | Reply
  40. alf

    FRUIT CAKE FOR EVER !!!!!!!!

    When I was growing up my mother used to make several fruit cakes that were actually eaten. I tried getting my hands on the ones that were soked in rum.

    No comparison to the bricks they sell in stores at all.

    December 22, 2011 at 1:44 pm | Reply
    • Tha Chikin

      The recipe or it didn't happen!!

      **hopes for alf falls for it as tha chikin would love a yummy fruit cake rezz**

      December 22, 2011 at 5:44 pm | Reply
  41. ComeOnMan9

    I remember being told that Christmas was a big time for romance in Japan and that giving someone a bucket of chicken was a way of showing love and a good chance to get some "dark sneak love action".

    December 22, 2011 at 1:24 pm | Reply
  42. jim

    At least they have the common sense to stay the hell away from fruitcake. It's good for no one. KFC is ten times better. :P

    Eat more Chicken!

    December 22, 2011 at 12:24 pm | Reply
  43. colonelingus

    I heard KFC has added a new dinner to the menu. They call it the Nancy Kerrigan. Two small breasts and a battered thigh!

    December 22, 2011 at 11:36 am | Reply
    • palintwit

      How about the Sarah Palin ? Two small breasts and an empty skull.

      December 22, 2011 at 11:54 am | Reply
      • Schmedley

        duh he funny... nyuk nyuk nyuk

        December 22, 2011 at 1:08 pm | Reply
      • WOW

        LMAO!!!!!!!!

        December 22, 2011 at 4:40 pm | Reply
    • workerdrone

      this joke was better when i heard it 15 year ago

      December 22, 2011 at 4:03 pm | Reply
    • Doug

      Actually it is the Hillary special, two small breasts, two large thighs, and a left wing! In normal Democrat fashion, the guy standing in line behind you has to pay for your meal.

      December 22, 2011 at 5:12 pm | Reply
      • rick

        Thanks Doug. That one just made my day. Merry Chickmas

        December 22, 2011 at 11:25 pm | Reply
      • Gozer the Gozerian

        You, sir, are composed of win. I'm using that one next chance I get.

        December 24, 2011 at 2:52 am | Reply
    • samsquantch

      That joke was what, 20 years old? Still made me laugh though

      December 22, 2011 at 8:18 pm | Reply
  44. The Witty One™

    I was in Okinowa over Christmas one year and a Japanese neighbor gave us KFC for Christmas. Best.Christmas.Present.EVER!

    December 22, 2011 at 10:24 am | Reply
  45. Kris

    I used to live in Japan. Don't remember this at all.

    December 22, 2011 at 10:18 am | Reply
  46. haBoys

    lol boys are funny. you are probably grownass boys too...

    December 22, 2011 at 10:10 am | Reply
    • Growna ss Man

      "I ride my bike when I want, where I want. I'm a Growna ss Man."

      December 22, 2011 at 10:15 am | Reply
  47. Guest

    "Today, it is possibly the closest thing in Japan to a Christmas tradition." Not true. Christmas cake, specifically strawberry shortcake, is more of a tradition than KFC. The funny thing is, no one can tell you why. #researchfail

    December 22, 2011 at 10:06 am | Reply
    • bleh

      "No other company had thus influenced the public's Christmas habits since cake-maker Fujiya brought in the “Christmas Cake” in the 1920s. "

      Read article = FAIL

      December 22, 2011 at 3:39 pm | Reply
  48. Billy Joe Jim Bob

    I'll take me some dark meat...if yaknowhatimean..

    December 22, 2011 at 9:59 am | Reply
    • bristoltwit palin... America's favorite dancing cow

      I know exactly what you mean. That's why I'm shacked up with 2 black guys.

      December 22, 2011 at 11:57 am | Reply
    • cajr

      both of you are disgusting.

      December 22, 2011 at 2:52 pm | Reply
  49. Amused

    I find it amusing that they left out a mention of the other Christmas tradition: taking your significant other to a "love hotel" for the evening after you've had your Christmas cake and KFC! Interesting innovation on KFC's part to make a two-person set dinner. Sets are very popular at any restaurant, but especially so for special occasions.

    December 22, 2011 at 9:46 am | Reply
  50. Jungg

    The Japanese will find a way to make fried chicken cuter and more efficient. It's, like, what they do!

    December 22, 2011 at 8:52 am | Reply
  51. CN Red

    Pretty cool.

    December 22, 2011 at 8:33 am | Reply
  52. Le dou'che

    So I walk up this girl and she says "Do you like breasts or legs?"
    I said, "Actually, I prefer a nice shaved beaver!"

    I'm not allowed in the KFC anymore.

    December 22, 2011 at 8:19 am | Reply
    • RichardHead

      The Church's girls have Bigger breastesses.

      December 22, 2011 at 8:24 am | Reply
    • Thanks

      I don't know why but I found this joke hilarious. I needed a good laugh.

      December 22, 2011 at 5:40 pm | Reply
    • rkdres324

      ..and yet my comment is awaiting moderation because I used the word i-d-d-ii0t

      December 22, 2011 at 6:32 pm | Reply
    • Michael

      And clearly, you've never been laid your entire life. Someone as pathetic as you could only get action on a morgue slab.

      December 22, 2011 at 8:12 pm | Reply

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