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I'm still not exactly sure how it's pronounced.
It's either POO-teen or PUT-sin. Or it could also be something completely different. I generally don't get things.
But however you say it, poutine is going to slowly (and deliciously) kill Canadians one at a time in a long nationwide drum circle of exploding aortas.
Trust me. It will happen eventually...and it'll totally be worth it!
I first discovered this traditional Quebecois cuisine while I was on assignment at the world famous Just For Laughs comedy festival in Montreal. (City motto: "Come for the full contact nudie bars, but stay for the full contact nudie bars.")
There, in that wonderful and vibrant worldly metropolis, everybody kept telling me: "You have to try some poutine." "You positively must eat some poutine." "Le le ble deux we we voo ble deux Poutine ble ble."
That last one was almost French and I made it up. But Google Translate thinks it means: "On the two weekends we voo ble ble ble ble two Putin."
So, when I finally had a free night to try some of the local fare, I summoned the help of a local expert. His name is Mike Paterson, and his website describes him as a comedian, musician, and wrestler. Clearly, if there is someone who knows a thing or two about late night French fries, it's going to be Mike.
And if you need further validation of his credentials, consider that Mike has one of the most epic mullets in all of North America.
Actually, I’m not sure why that matters. But it is amazing!
After Mike's stand-up gig at the Comedy Nest we ventured off to a 24-hour restaurant called La Banquise. He said it was famous for its poutine – the very best in town. It was also right next to his house, so it's entirely possible he just wanted a free ride home from the club. However, the never-ending flood of customers convinced me that it was most definitely both.
At its core, poutine is simply a plate of French fries topped with cheese curd and gravy. Full stop. However, once you get the basics, the possibilities are limitless.
Mike is a vegetarian. So, naturally, his poutine came topped with sadness and boredom. Mine, on the other hand, came loaded with bacon, pork, hot dogs, and various other pieces of things that used to breathe and poop. It was called the T-Rex, but it tasted nothing like dinosaur. Seriously. I've eaten dinosaur. I'm very rich and well-connected. We have our ways.
Now, as I said, the core of poutine is simply French fries, cheese curd, and gravy. And I'm guessing that alone comes in at a caloric payload of, let's say, an entire jar of Crisco. Without any add-ons, you'll definitely still sweat grease for a week. And with the toppings... you've pretty much disqualified yourself from a life insurance policy.
But again - totally worth it.
Look, you shouldn’t eat poutine every day. It's drunk food, and when you've been out on the town pounding back beers the last thing you want is a side salad. You want starch and fryer grease. And if you're in Quebec, you want it topped with cheese curd and gravy.
I mean, of course, that's what you all want. But not me. I'm distinguished and wealthy beyond compare.
I eat dinosaur.
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Do all Montrealer's eat this stuff and don't they realize how unhealthy it is? No, we don't all it it and yes, it certainly qualifies as junk food (though we don't call it that). It's comfort food and something you might eat once in a while. If you are in Montreal, try the grilled Portugese chicken, smoked meat, Vietnamese and Lebanese style food, which are real staples. And beer. Plenty of local brewpubs. McDonald's exists, but it is not nearly as popular as in the US.
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My favourite part of this article: "Mike is a vegetarian. So, naturally, his poutine came topped with sadness and boredom."
Indeed. It comes dangerously close to winning the internets.
You win Friday for the phrase "long nationwide drum circle of exploding aortas"
that's not a mullet much less an amazing one, and smothered fries aren't that unusual
“I'll have the alfalfa sprouts and a plate of mashed yeast.”
I'm surprized us fat asses here have not imported that to the US.
Also, I and most of the people I know call it poo-tin. I've heard some French people also say poo-tsin. Most English people pronounce poo-teen. It really easy to make. For the Americans just use shredded cheese since you can't get cheese curds in the US. I didn't know that learn something everyday. Cheese curds are amazing! Especially when they are fresh and still kind of warm. They get all squeaky!
Cheese curds are available in the better parts of the US, like in Wisconsin for instance. ;) This is the second time I've heard about Poutine in the last couple months... must mean I'm supposed to eat it.... who needs life insurance and arteries anyway.
Ya poutine is nowa Canadian thing. It started in Quebec and I'd say they do it best. You can also use shredded cheese (poutine experts will roll over in their graves if you do). But it also works pretty well. I live in Ontario but am French Canadian (not from Quebec). So I started eating it at a very young age. First time/place I tried it was when I went skiing with my dad. I wouldn't feed it to my kids unless he was very active. It's very fatty!!!! But kids love the stuff.
Please try it!!!!!
Hey, what do Canadians think of the cartoon, South Park? (assuming it's shown on canadian TV) I'm curious. I've seen the comedy troupe Kids in the Hall, and South Park does have a bit of the flavour of Kids in the Hall...
Canadians watch South Park and it is hilarious: I love how they make fun of American's ideas of Canada: 'Downtown Canada' ,'Canada Airport' and our affinity for Kraft Dinner [except we call it 'KD'].
I cannot recommend poutine though: I have always though it was disgusting. Cheese curds are good, just not on fries; eat them with Kraft Dinner!
I've never been to Canada but I've heard of poutine, which is supposed to be the official junkfood of Canada. There are supposedly a few places such as Buffalo New York where you can get poutine here in the U.S. but might not go by the same name. I've never eaten cheese curds in my life. I've never eaten poutine. Hockey and poutine. The McDonald's restaurants in Canada supposedly carry poutine as a local ethnic specialty menu item. I think maybe they serve beer too... it's interesting how international fast food chains feature special menu items in certain regions around the world.
There's a place in Columbia, MD, Victoria's, that does a poutine with the fries cooked in duck fat with gruyere cheese, duck confit and duck gravy. It may not be the pure version, but it's damn good!!!
Love this dish-my kids ask for it everytime they come home to visit.
Congrats on being the first American i know to actually realize the correct pronunciation of poutine. Even though many Canadians say POO-TEEN, the correct way to say it as mentioned above is Putsin as pronounced where the dish orginated.
See for yourself: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d0/Pronunciation-of-Poutine.ogg
"as mentioned below"
This is what a REAL poutine looks like!!
Due to a rediculous law that says CHEESE has to be at least 60-days old, you can't get 'curds' here in the U.S. Dumb.
I'm Canadian. Cheese curds are simply the salt-rinsed hunks of cheddar before they are pressed into the molded shapes and left to cure (for some dumb 60-days). But BOY ARE THEY GOOD!
Ignore that picture... I'm sure it was set up for this article. Take some good big hot chips fresh out of the fryer, throw a handfull of cheese curds on them, and smother the whole plate/bowl with homemade gravy.
Oh... and it's POO-teen if you want to ask for it properly.
I used to buy cheese curds in Iowa. Not sure if they're the same thing as in Canada, but they were very good.
I am French-Canadian and it's actually not POO-Teen it's Poo-Tin. English folks say Poo-teen but if you want to say it like the French Quebecois where it originated from it's Poo-tin the correct sound :p And they are my choice of comfort food & drunk food!!! MMmmmmmm I think I'm gonna go and get one now!
I am ENGLISH-Canadian and I think it's super silly when people say POO-TEEN.. At the 2010 Winter Olympics, Michael J. Fox said "POO-TEEN" during his commentary and I dropped my head in shame and sadness.. POO-TIN all the way, baby! :)
Uh, Mileena, I am also a French Montrealer and everyone knows that the pronunciation 'poo-tin' sounds like putain which is French for wh0re. The proper French pronunciation is in fact 'poo-tee-nuh' [pou-ti-ne] though Quebec slang sounds more like 'poo-tzin'.
Actually, Quebecers pronounce it put-sin. Been eating all my life here in Quebec and the absolute best place to eat one is from an arena canteen, any arena canteen where hockey is playing.
Yeah it can sound like that... depends which part of Quebec you're in too. Every places has their accents, hehe! I'm from New-Brunswick and we say poo-tin.
Hmmm. You can get cheese curds here in Oklahoma. I know that raw milk cheese has to be aged before it can be sold in the US, but I didn't think you had this rule with cheese made with pasteurized milk. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to get fresh cheeses like cream cheese or queso fresco.
Wrong on not being able to get curds. You need to be somewhere that has a demand for them. You can definitely get them in Wisconsin, Minnesota, and parts of North Dakota at least. Just about anywhere that has a culture of cheesemaking has a culture of curds. No pun intended. (Next time you're in the Green Bay WI area check out Tom's drive in and order the Family Cord. Happy thanksgiving!
That was, Family Curd, not cord.
That picture looks nothing like poutine. Looks like some soggy fries with mozarella sprinkled on top! Where are the cheese curds and gravy!?
anything but turkey on Thanksgivings, or any meat. go vegetarian!
The only meat I won't eat is vegetarian. Tastes too much like pretentiousness, and they're way too stringy.
Dude, NOTHING stacks up to Filibertos at 2am... with the possible exception of Filibertos at 3am.
I don't know, but I'll see your Filiberto's and raise you one Adolfo's from Pueblo, CO. Also good at 2 or 3 a.m.
Sounds good, but not sure how it's going to stack up to a carne asada burrito from Filibertos at 2am after a night of drinking...
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