Sink your teeth into today's top stories from around the globe.

• Some grocery stores are freezing out Ben & Jerry's "Schweddy Balls" because of its arguably offensive labeling. - Huffington Post

• How to solve life's problems - like Tea Party parents and plane turbulence - with food. - The Hairpin

• A new salmon farm in Washington is raising concerns about marine aquaculture as a whole.– Seattle Times

• There is now a Web site that will tell you if, in fact, the sandwich you're eating is a verifiable cheesesteak. - Eater

• If players drink in the clubhouse during games, is it foul play? - Boston.com