Coffee klatsch
September 29th, 2011
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  1. Truth

    Ok friends, I am out. Will talk to y'all tomorrow. Be well!

    September 29, 2011 at 5:41 pm |
  2. The Witty One

    I'm going to enter and then leave immediately while hitting you with this pearl of wisdom.

    When you breathe, you inspire. When you don't breathe, you expire.

    Think about it.

    September 29, 2011 at 4:22 pm |
    • Queen of Everything@TWO

      Mind. Blown.

      September 29, 2011 at 4:39 pm |
    • JBJingles@TWO

      And if you breathe heavily you perspire! :)

      September 29, 2011 at 5:59 pm |
  3. Queen of Everything@MG, AleeD and DJCP

    My spork broke! Spork down, people! Spork down! Medic!

    September 29, 2011 at 3:52 pm |
    • Paramedic with Duct Tape

      ri-i-i-i-i-ip! Here ya go Ma'am!
      *wraps the tape around the broke spork*
      That'll give you a better grip when you're dueling zombiebots.

      September 29, 2011 at 3:56 pm |
  4. Truth

    Just back from lunch: note to self, the next time the weather says sunny and a high of 70, book myself out, and load the fishing gear for the day. Too danged nice outside!

    September 29, 2011 at 3:33 pm |
  5. Jerv

    Well my fine feathered friends, we made it through another work day. Have a great afternoon!

    September 29, 2011 at 3:28 pm |
    • AleeD@Jerv

      Yoo, too! G'nite!

      September 29, 2011 at 3:32 pm |
  6. MicheleG

    I think this is one of the weirdest Klatch days on record. We are all over the posting map not only "physically" but we are also generating at a "randomness factor" that surpasses any prior scramble................and that didn't make much sense either.....................

    we just hafta get this thing in the right direction AND disable the modbots. We are reaching "critical mass."

    September 29, 2011 at 3:05 pm |
    • AleeD@MicG

      The zombie modbots better be careful ..... QOE's reaching for her discombobulated spork .....

      September 29, 2011 at 3:17 pm |
    • DJChilllyPhil, Jukebox King & Cold Stone God

      So we need to find a bomb shelter that can not only keep us safe from the upcoming zombie apocalypse, but also from a total Klatsch meltdown...

      Any ideas?

      September 29, 2011 at 3:20 pm |
    • Queen of Everything@MG, AleeD and DJCP

      A zombie shelter is a grand idea. Everybody grab a spork and start digging!

      September 29, 2011 at 3:21 pm |
    • AleeD@MicG & DJCP

      There's always the Chumarino's Cave. Or the Lounge's dungeon is pretty secure. Water-tight, too. We'll just have to re-stock it after Sir Bid's NFL victory party.

      Note to self: re-polish the pole to remove unknown substances.

      September 29, 2011 at 3:25 pm |
    • MicheleG

      Here's our Bomb Shelter......................

      September 29, 2011 at 3:48 pm |
      • AleeD

        Ooooo baby! Beautiful places to set up a zombie defenses! I even see a place for extra spork storage!

        September 29, 2011 at 3:54 pm |
      • MicheleG

        Perfect! Houston we have a SOLUTION..................or would that be an escape?

        September 29, 2011 at 6:11 pm |
  7. Truth@KAT, SLT

    Suffice it to say ladies, that we here in the Klatch love and adore the both of you and would NEVER say or do anything direspectful to either of you.

    That said the modbot can get really annoying, especially given that we can spend the time to type out a message, sometimes something urgent, only to see the moderation message...If there is frustration, it is at the Ghost in the Machine, not at the ModBabes...:)

    September 29, 2011 at 1:07 pm |
    • DJChilllyPhil, Jukebox King & Cold Stone God@Truth

      Yeah, but you can't be mad at THIS Ghost in the Machine... ;)


      September 29, 2011 at 1:12 pm |
      • DJChilllyPhil, Jukebox King & Cold Stone God@The Jukebox

        Going to make this a double, especially since this one sounds so different!


        September 29, 2011 at 1:15 pm |
      • AleeDfrom Home Sweet Home@DJCP, now and forever the Jukebox King

        You are the man!

        September 29, 2011 at 5:23 pm |
    • Truth@DJPhil

      I figured someone would get my Police reference...:)

      September 29, 2011 at 1:17 pm |
  8. Mildred

    Oh this is going to get ugly... they just announced a round of layoffs for NY state employees from one of the two state employee unions.

    There were signs earlier for the member voting on a deal with the governor (one that didn't actually guarantee that there wouldn't be layoffs even if they said yes to it, so I can understand why a number of people would have said no)... and over this someone put an additional sign: To the 19,000 members that voted No, thank you. Maybe you could help me move out my stuff on my last day of work.

    September 29, 2011 at 12:59 pm |
    • Jerv@Mil

      Well, I hope you are not a state employee then, I'm so tired of hearing all this bad economic news. Hell, bad news in general.

      September 29, 2011 at 2:49 pm |
  9. MicheleG


    September 29, 2011 at 12:48 pm |
    • MicheleG

      rats..............most recent at the top...............dam

      September 29, 2011 at 12:49 pm |
    • AleeD

      I know right? My noon post landed at the bottom. Must've been heavy. ;)

      If QOE's right, the zombies are seriously effing with us. ;) Since I was never a fan of zombie movies, what's the equivalent for zombie kryptonite?

      September 29, 2011 at 12:56 pm |
      • Queen of Everything@AleeD

        I think it's sporks.

        September 29, 2011 at 12:57 pm |
      • AleeD

        LOL. How did your fascination with sporks get started?

        September 29, 2011 at 12:59 pm |
      • Queen of Everything@AleeD

        At times I tend to fixate on certain words with good mouthfeel. Sporks is just a funny word to say, at least for me. Also, I find them oddly fascinating.

        September 29, 2011 at 1:27 pm |
      • AleeD@QOE

        Oh my ... *fanning self* ... a good mouthfeel?!
        *whispering* just hit the post button and nobody gets ....... moderated.

        Do any other words strike your fancy, Milady?

        September 29, 2011 at 1:39 pm |
      • Queen of Everything@AleeD

        I also enjoy the words discombobulated, peduncle, vesicle and azzbugs. I hate saying the word panties. It makes me cringe.

        September 29, 2011 at 1:59 pm |
      • AleeD@QOE

        Interesting. There's a lady at work who abhors company politics. She has bequeathed such nonsense
        nit-wittery and b00bery
        I can't say she's wrong.

        Why does saying panties make you cringe?

        September 29, 2011 at 2:07 pm |
      • Paris Hilton@QOE

        Commando,It's how I roll!!

        September 29, 2011 at 2:10 pm |
      • Truth@AleeD, QOE

        On that same definition, I like "Wingnuttery" to describe blind partisanship.

        September 29, 2011 at 2:17 pm |
      • Queen of Everything@AleeD

        I haven't been able to pin point what it is about the word panties that just grates on my nerves. Wingnut is a good word too.

        September 29, 2011 at 2:23 pm |
      • AleeD@QOE & Truth

        Love the word wingnut(tery). Envelops so many levels of idiocy in one funny word. My boss uses "wingnut" alot to describe our Production supervisor's actions. :)

        September 29, 2011 at 2:29 pm |
      • MicheleG

        when on of my daughters was very little, she called them "pandeets."

        September 29, 2011 at 6:14 pm |
    • AleeD

      I know right? My noon post landed last. Must've been really heavy. ;)

      If QOE's right, the zombies are seriously messing with us. ;) Since I was never a fan of zombie movies, what's the equivalent of zombie kryptonite?

      September 29, 2011 at 12:57 pm |
      • AleeD

        Grrr, so much for trying to beat moderation.

        September 29, 2011 at 12:58 pm |
      • JBJingles@AleeD

        You're sssttttuttering! LOL

        September 29, 2011 at 1:24 pm |
      • Roger Daltrey@AleeD, JBJ

        I'm just talkin about my g-g-generation!!

        September 29, 2011 at 1:30 pm |
      • AleeD@JBJ & Roger

        LMAO! Here I thought I was skipping stones.

        j-j-just because we g-g-get around :))))

        September 29, 2011 at 1:36 pm |
      • Mel Tillis@AleeD,JBJ

        Y'all mmmmmakin' fuuufuun of mmmmmeeee?

        September 29, 2011 at 1:36 pm |
      • AleeD@Mel

        Wouldn't think of it big guy. Just singing along with mah boy Roger.

        D-d-don't t-t-try to d-d-dig what we all s-s-say ....

        September 29, 2011 at 1:43 pm |
    • MicheleG

      it's weird.

      I had two posts yesterday that got moderated IN REPLY to someone and when I checked this morning, they had been "approved" but disconnected from their proper place in the chain. They went to the bottom on the chain as if they were among the earliest posts. Why does it DO that!!!!!??

      aaaaaaarrrrrrrgh! Makes me kraaaaazy...........(Said with great respect to our kind keepers and referees Kat and SLT!)

      September 29, 2011 at 1:40 pm |
      • JBJingles@MicheleG

        Maybe that's why things are topsy turvy! Foil hats and sporks for all!!

        September 29, 2011 at 1:48 pm |
      • AleeD@MicG

        That's what happened to my posts to Kat below. I clicked on "reply" but got they posted under her posts. Weird how the modbots are acting. I'm thinkin' QOE's sporkin threats are putting some shiver in their timbers.

        September 29, 2011 at 1:54 pm |
      • Bill Cosby@MicheleG & JBJ

        It's the diet coke I tell ya!

        September 29, 2011 at 1:56 pm |
  10. Queen of Everything

    Are top to bottom again or bottom to top with the comments? You all know how easily confused I am.

    September 29, 2011 at 12:25 pm |
    • Kat Kinsman

      I don't know either! I think they're playing with the settings in the background.

      September 29, 2011 at 12:26 pm |
      • Queen of Everything@Kat

        The moderation, flip-flopped comments, missing klatsch members...these are all signs of a Zombie Apocolypse. I'm absolutely positive of that.

        September 29, 2011 at 12:39 pm |
  11. Mildred

    Good day everyone.

    A little excitement with lights going out and it taking 15 minutes for the office ventilation system to come back on... now onto lunch!

    September 29, 2011 at 12:10 pm |
    • Jerv@Mil

      Yeah, when I came in this morning it was quite hot. What ya doing for lunch? I had a turkey bacon club.

      September 29, 2011 at 12:23 pm |
  12. Ms. Grammar


    September 29, 2011 at 11:45 am |
    • Ms. Grammar

      never mind...seems it was a "glitch"

      September 29, 2011 at 11:53 am |
  13. JBJingles

    Good morning moderators and the moderated! Got home last night and hubs had Sounds of the Season channel on the tube...what season you ask?? OKTOBERFEST!! OOMPAH German Chocolate Cake, German Potatoe Salad, Bavarian Brats, any other foods with German in the name?? Maybe I need to change the name to OktoberFEAST! Ha.

    September 29, 2011 at 11:34 am |
  14. RichardHead

    WD and I are putting Florida into our side mirrors and heading to NOLA. Have a Great Day,stay safe and Happy Moderation to all. :))

    September 29, 2011 at 11:19 am |
    • Jerv

      Alright, later dude! This moderating crap is getting really old.

      September 29, 2011 at 12:05 pm |
  15. FaceBook@Kat Kinsman

    We sooooo hope that our new software change has made your life easier. It's so good,even WE can't fix it.

    September 29, 2011 at 11:13 am |
  16. MicheleG

    Good morning to the Chumarinos. I'd wax poetic if I knew I would not be mo de ra te d......

    September 29, 2011 at 10:57 am |
  17. Jerv@All-even if you don't like him this is awesome with Santana.


    September 29, 2011 at 10:52 am |
  18. Jerv@Chuckle of the Day

    An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

    The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'

    The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

    September 29, 2011 at 10:12 am |
    • Truth@Jerv

      And back at 'cha!
      A Police STOP at 1AM
      An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
      The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
      The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
      The man replies,
      "That would be my wife."

      September 29, 2011 at 10:28 am |
      • Jerv@Truth

        Haha! I'm sending that one to my pops.

        Man, I tell ya', how in the hell do some people keep their jobs?? I've been battling these big dummies in AP all morning long. I'm going for a walk to calm down.

        September 29, 2011 at 10:43 am |
  19. RichardHead

    Good Morning Peoples.Running Waaaaaaaay behind due to a late nite load of supposed strawberries. I wouldn't eat these things,but I get paid to haul this stuff. Anyway,sitting in Tallahassee right now and definetly plan on visiting The Voodoo Woman in NOLA. Seems as though I'm getting competition from Jerv and Queenie.

    September 29, 2011 at 10:01 am |
    • RichardHead

      Well,I'm 2 for 2 on moderation.

      September 29, 2011 at 10:04 am |
      • Kat Kinsman

        Again - it's just the software! I did, however, look in the Pending queue, and one of yours used the word b*tch. The software simply will not let that through. Even if you're talking about "B*tch-slapping a moderator." Which you really oughtn't.

        I know you're being playful, but still - please remember that Sarah and I are real people and we're working as hard as we possibly can. We had around 1,500 comments come through yesterday, about 100 of which ended up in the moderation queue. Having to sift through those on top of creating content is a huge job and we NEED your patience - ideally without being called names.

        Thank ya kindly.

        September 29, 2011 at 11:17 am |
        • AleeD@Kat & All

          Top o'the afternoon everyone! Viva la Coffee Day! FWIW Kat, you and Sarah have my support & understanding.

          September 29, 2011 at 12:12 pm |
    • RichardHead

      My reply was nothing personal. It was aimed at the software problem. My apologies to you and Sarah if it was taken any other way,shape or form.

      September 29, 2011 at 12:20 pm |
      • Kat Kinsman

        For clarity's sake, let's call SLT & me the Mods & the software the ModBot?

        September 29, 2011 at 1:04 pm |
        • AleeD

          Does that makes you the Mod Squad!? ;)

          September 29, 2011 at 1:07 pm |
  20. DJChilllyPhil, Jukebox King & Cold Stone God

    Good morning everyone and year?

    I don't get it...oh wait, do you mean Rosh Hashanah?

    Anyhow, I foresee piles of paperwork in my near future, so I better get crackin'! Let's see how this fruit punch fares as a morning starter!!

    September 29, 2011 at 9:18 am |
    • JainaJade@DJChilly

      Yeppers Rosh Hashanah started last night at sundown so time to eat all your honey, apples, and pomegranates in order to insure a sweet and fruitful new year :-) My Challah is also doing it's thing at home and then tonight I will be braiding it and then enjoying it...hopefully I will be able to get it round this year!

      September 29, 2011 at 10:36 am |
      • DJChilllyPhil, Jukebox King & Cold Stone God@JainaJade

        Well then, I'll have to check if we have any of that stuff when I get back home.

        In the meantime, I think I'll enjoy this tasty chorizo, bacon & ham omelette & fries that I got from the cuban cafe two blocks down, along with some green Tabasco sauce.

        Oh, and some hot chocolate. Can't forget the hot chocolate!

        September 29, 2011 at 10:48 am |

    Morning & Happy New Year !! It's supposed to get windy down here in Missouri .

    September 29, 2011 at 9:08 am |
  22. JainaJade

    Good morning! I made it to work today so we shall see how long I last.
    To celebrate the New Year I have brought in some Honey Apple Cobbler and French Honey Bread for the group. Shana Tova :-)

    September 29, 2011 at 8:58 am |
  23. Queen of Everything

    Good morning, gents! Today is National Coffee Day. I'm raising a glass in it's honor as we, type.

    September 29, 2011 at 8:51 am |
  24. Jerv

    Morning Truth and all. Kind of cool and breezy here in VA as well. As a consequence, the building managers turned the air back. Grrrr. Thanks for the eats! Hey, did you doctor prescribe anything for the HB?

    September 29, 2011 at 8:20 am |
    • Truth@Jerv

      I am hoping to avoid meds, so I have knocked off all caffeine, salt and the like. That caused a pretty good drop, so i am hoping that will be enough. I still have plenty of time before the college requires me to enroll, which is how I got flagged in the first place. I am scheduled to give blood this weekend, so they will document me there as well.

      September 29, 2011 at 8:32 am |
    • Truth@Jerv

      Grrr...I keep getting moderated.
      I'm trying to avoid meds, so I just quit anything harmful, specifically coffee. Caffeine raised heck with my BP. Seems to be working so far.

      September 29, 2011 at 9:52 am |
      • Jerv@Truth

        Good for you dude. If I dropped about 15 lbs I probably could get off my BP kill pills but I'm too damn lazy.

        September 29, 2011 at 10:11 am |
      • Truth@Jerv

        It all came about when I decided to go back to college to become an emt. A physical was required, so I went in and the flagged me at 175/120. Told me to change immediately, so I quit all caffeine and salt, and i have been coming down pretty well. I tested last weekend at 139/96, which for me is GREAT. I am slated to give blood this weekend and if they test me to be acceptable, I will re-submit my documentation, so i can register for January enrollment at school.

        A lot of hassle for community college, imho, but I understand why.

        September 29, 2011 at 10:25 am |
      • Jerv@Truth

        139 is pretty good. It used to be considered normal until just recently when they lowered the threshold.

        September 29, 2011 at 12:22 pm |
  25. Truth

    Good morning all!
    How is everyone doing today? I have coffee brewing and Donuts are on the counter in back. Dig in and enjoy!

    Lots of wind in Denver today, but MUCH cooler. Kind of nice.

    September 29, 2011 at 8:12 am |
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