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Ok friends, I am out. Will talk to y'all tomorrow. Be well!
I'm going to enter and then leave immediately while hitting you with this pearl of wisdom.
When you breathe, you inspire. When you don't breathe, you expire.
Think about it.
And if you breathe heavily you perspire! :)
My spork broke! Spork down, people! Spork down! Medic!
ri-i-i-i-i-ip! Here ya go Ma'am!
*wraps the tape around the broke spork*
That'll give you a better grip when you're dueling zombiebots.
Just back from lunch: note to self, the next time the weather says sunny and a high of 70, book myself out, and load the fishing gear for the day. Too danged nice outside!
Well my fine feathered friends, we made it through another work day. Have a great afternoon!
Yoo, too! G'nite!
I think this is one of the weirdest Klatch days on record. We are all over the posting map not only "physically" but we are also generating at a "randomness factor" that surpasses any prior scramble................and that didn't make much sense either.....................
we just hafta get this thing in the right direction AND disable the modbots. We are reaching "critical mass."
The zombie modbots better be careful ..... QOE's reaching for her discombobulated spork .....
So we need to find a bomb shelter that can not only keep us safe from the upcoming zombie apocalypse, but also from a total Klatsch meltdown...
A zombie shelter is a grand idea. Everybody grab a spork and start digging!
There's always the Chumarino's Cave. Or the Lounge's dungeon is pretty secure. Water-tight, too. We'll just have to re-stock it after Sir Bid's NFL victory party.
Note to self: re-polish the pole to remove unknown substances.
Here's our Bomb Shelter......................
Ooooo baby! Beautiful places to set up a zombie defenses! I even see a place for extra spork storage!
Perfect! Houston we have a SOLUTION..................or would that be an escape?
Suffice it to say ladies, that we here in the Klatch love and adore the both of you and would NEVER say or do anything direspectful to either of you.
That said the modbot can get really annoying, especially given that we can spend the time to type out a message, sometimes something urgent, only to see the moderation message...If there is frustration, it is at the Ghost in the Machine, not at the ModBabes...:)
Yeah, but you can't be mad at THIS Ghost in the Machine... ;)
Going to make this a double, especially since this one sounds so different!
You are the man!
I figured someone would get my Police reference...:)
Oh this is going to get ugly... they just announced a round of layoffs for NY state employees from one of the two state employee unions.
There were signs earlier for the member voting on a deal with the governor (one that didn't actually guarantee that there wouldn't be layoffs even if they said yes to it, so I can understand why a number of people would have said no)... and over this someone put an additional sign: To the 19,000 members that voted No, thank you. Maybe you could help me move out my stuff on my last day of work.
Well, I hope you are not a state employee then, I'm so tired of hearing all this bad economic news. Hell, bad news in general.
rats..............most recent at the top...............dam
I know right? My noon post landed at the bottom. Must've been heavy. ;)
If QOE's right, the zombies are seriously effing with us. ;) Since I was never a fan of zombie movies, what's the equivalent for zombie kryptonite?
I think it's sporks.
LOL. How did your fascination with sporks get started?
At times I tend to fixate on certain words with good mouthfeel. Sporks is just a funny word to say, at least for me. Also, I find them oddly fascinating.
Oh my ... *fanning self* ... a good mouthfeel?!
*whispering* just hit the post button and nobody gets ....... moderated.
Do any other words strike your fancy, Milady?
I also enjoy the words discombobulated, peduncle, vesicle and azzbugs. I hate saying the word panties. It makes me cringe.
Interesting. There's a lady at work who abhors company politics. She has bequeathed such nonsense
nit-wittery and b00bery
I can't say she's wrong.
Why does saying panties make you cringe?
Commando,It's how I roll!!
On that same definition, I like "Wingnuttery" to describe blind partisanship.
I haven't been able to pin point what it is about the word panties that just grates on my nerves. Wingnut is a good word too.
Love the word wingnut(tery). Envelops so many levels of idiocy in one funny word. My boss uses "wingnut" alot to describe our Production supervisor's actions. :)
when on of my daughters was very little, she called them "pandeets."
I know right? My noon post landed last. Must've been really heavy. ;)
If QOE's right, the zombies are seriously messing with us. ;) Since I was never a fan of zombie movies, what's the equivalent of zombie kryptonite?
Grrr, so much for trying to beat moderation.
You're sssttttuttering! LOL
I'm just talkin about my g-g-generation!!
LMAO! Here I thought I was skipping stones.
j-j-just because we g-g-get around :))))
Y'all mmmmmakin' fuuufuun of mmmmmeeee?
Wouldn't think of it big guy. Just singing along with mah boy Roger.
D-d-don't t-t-try to d-d-dig what we all s-s-say ....
I had two posts yesterday that got moderated IN REPLY to someone and when I checked this morning, they had been "approved" but disconnected from their proper place in the chain. They went to the bottom on the chain as if they were among the earliest posts. Why does it DO that!!!!!??
aaaaaaarrrrrrrgh! Makes me kraaaaazy...........(Said with great respect to our kind keepers and referees Kat and SLT!)
Maybe that's why things are topsy turvy! Foil hats and sporks for all!!
That's what happened to my posts to Kat below. I clicked on "reply" but got they posted under her posts. Weird how the modbots are acting. I'm thinkin' QOE's sporkin threats are putting some shiver in their timbers.
It's the diet coke I tell ya!
Are top to bottom again or bottom to top with the comments? You all know how easily confused I am.
I don't know either! I think they're playing with the settings in the background.
The moderation, flip-flopped comments, missing klatsch members...these are all signs of a Zombie Apocolypse. I'm absolutely positive of that.
Good day everyone.
A little excitement with lights going out and it taking 15 minutes for the office ventilation system to come back on... now onto lunch!
Yeah, when I came in this morning it was quite hot. What ya doing for lunch? I had a turkey bacon club.
omg...WE'RE BACK TO LATEST COMMENT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN. YES, I'M SCREAMING FOR JOY!!!!
never mind...seems it was a "glitch"
Good morning moderators and the moderated! Got home last night and hubs had Sounds of the Season channel on the tube...what season you ask?? OKTOBERFEST!! OOMPAH German Chocolate Cake, German Potatoe Salad, Bavarian Brats, any other foods with German in the name?? Maybe I need to change the name to OktoberFEAST! Ha.
WD and I are putting Florida into our side mirrors and heading to NOLA. Have a Great Day,stay safe and Happy Moderation to all. :))
Alright, later dude! This moderating crap is getting really old.
We sooooo hope that our new software change has made your life easier. It's so good,even WE can't fix it.
Good morning to the Chumarinos. I'd wax poetic if I knew I would not be mo de ra te d......
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'
The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
And back at 'cha!
A Police STOP at 1AM
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies,
"That would be my wife."
Haha! I'm sending that one to my pops.
Man, I tell ya', how in the hell do some people keep their jobs?? I've been battling these big dummies in AP all morning long. I'm going for a walk to calm down.
Good Morning Peoples.Running Waaaaaaaay behind due to a late nite load of supposed strawberries. I wouldn't eat these things,but I get paid to haul this stuff. Anyway,sitting in Tallahassee right now and definetly plan on visiting The Voodoo Woman in NOLA. Seems as though I'm getting competition from Jerv and Queenie.
Well,I'm 2 for 2 on moderation.
Again - it's just the software! I did, however, look in the Pending queue, and one of yours used the word b*tch. The software simply will not let that through. Even if you're talking about "B*tch-slapping a moderator." Which you really oughtn't.
I know you're being playful, but still - please remember that Sarah and I are real people and we're working as hard as we possibly can. We had around 1,500 comments come through yesterday, about 100 of which ended up in the moderation queue. Having to sift through those on top of creating content is a huge job and we NEED your patience - ideally without being called names.
Thank ya kindly.
Top o'the afternoon everyone! Viva la Coffee Day! FWIW Kat, you and Sarah have my support & understanding.
My reply was nothing personal. It was aimed at the software problem. My apologies to you and Sarah if it was taken any other way,shape or form.
For clarity's sake, let's call SLT & me the Mods & the software the ModBot?
Does that makes you the Mod Squad!? ;)
Good morning everyone and happy.....new year?
I don't get it...oh wait, do you mean Rosh Hashanah?
Anyhow, I foresee piles of paperwork in my near future, so I better get crackin'! Let's see how this fruit punch fares as a morning starter!!
Yeppers Rosh Hashanah started last night at sundown so time to eat all your honey, apples, and pomegranates in order to insure a sweet and fruitful new year :-) My Challah is also doing it's thing at home and then tonight I will be braiding it and then enjoying it...hopefully I will be able to get it round this year!
Well then, I'll have to check if we have any of that stuff when I get back home.
In the meantime, I think I'll enjoy this tasty chorizo, bacon & ham omelette & fries that I got from the cuban cafe two blocks down, along with some green Tabasco sauce.
Oh, and some hot chocolate. Can't forget the hot chocolate!
Morning & Happy New Year !! It's supposed to get windy down here in Missouri .
Good morning! I made it to work today so we shall see how long I last.
To celebrate the New Year I have brought in some Honey Apple Cobbler and French Honey Bread for the group. Shana Tova :-)
Good morning, gents! Today is National Coffee Day. I'm raising a glass in it's honor as we speak...um, type.
Morning Truth and all. Kind of cool and breezy here in VA as well. As a consequence, the building managers turned the air back. Grrrr. Thanks for the eats! Hey, did you doctor prescribe anything for the HB?
I am hoping to avoid meds, so I have knocked off all caffeine, salt and the like. That caused a pretty good drop, so i am hoping that will be enough. I still have plenty of time before the college requires me to enroll, which is how I got flagged in the first place. I am scheduled to give blood this weekend, so they will document me there as well.
Grrr...I keep getting moderated.
I'm trying to avoid meds, so I just quit anything harmful, specifically coffee. Caffeine raised heck with my BP. Seems to be working so far.
Good for you dude. If I dropped about 15 lbs I probably could get off my BP kill pills but I'm too damn lazy.
It all came about when I decided to go back to college to become an emt. A physical was required, so I went in and the flagged me at 175/120. Told me to change immediately, so I quit all caffeine and salt, and i have been coming down pretty well. I tested last weekend at 139/96, which for me is GREAT. I am slated to give blood this weekend and if they test me to be acceptable, I will re-submit my documentation, so i can register for January enrollment at school.
A lot of hassle for community college, imho, but I understand why.
139 is pretty good. It used to be considered normal until just recently when they lowered the threshold.
Good morning all!
How is everyone doing today? I have coffee brewing and Donuts are on the counter in back. Dig in and enjoy!
Lots of wind in Denver today, but MUCH cooler. Kind of nice.
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