Sink your teeth into today's top stories from around the globe.

• Shake up desserts with a lil' salt-n-pepa. - Bon Appétit

• Hugh Hefner likes to eat poached eggs atop his mashed potatoes. - Bloomberg

• James McWilliams argues one downside of the locavore movement is untrained folks trying their hand at animal slaughtering, inadvertently causing the animals to suffer more. - The Atlantic

• Jay Rayner thinks chefs are getting too big for their aprons. "...They also need to remember that they aren't secular saints." - Guardian

• A big rig carrying 35,000 pounds of Bud Light overturned on Interstate 80 in Sacramento. Nearby frat boys race to the scene as early responders. (Or at least, we like to think they did.) - CBS Sacramento