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PMS is a myth made up by spoiled women who don't want to be responsible for acting like a civilized human being.
Keep that flak jacket handy, pal. You'll need it when she comes at you with a kitchen knife.
American women use PMS as an excuse to be mean and spiteful to men.
Real women don't need an excuse.
I'm mean and spiteful regardless of what time of the month it is.
Did you recently cut off your husband's ..... ?
There's nothing funny about PMS. Where's my chocolate?
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