Sink your teeth into today's top stories from around the globe.
- A "pastafarian" man is allowed to wear a strainer on his head in his driver's license photo as "religious headgear." - BBC
- The USDA is taking a fresh look at farm-to-cafeteria programs. - Washington Post
- Pineapple Pie and Cool Ranch Doritos: Junk food pairings for a haute snack attack. - Wall Street Journal
PMS is a myth made up by spoiled women who don't want to be responsible for acting like a civilized human being.
Keep that flak jacket handy, pal. You'll need it when she comes at you with a kitchen knife.
American women use PMS as an excuse to be mean and spiteful to men.
Real women don't need an excuse.
I'm mean and spiteful regardless of what time of the month it is.
Did you recently cut off your husband's ..... ?
There's nothing funny about PMS. Where's my chocolate?