Big, bad breakfast sandwiches from really awesome chefs
July 12th, 2011
09:15 AM ET
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Kate Krader (@kkrader on Twitter) is Food & Wine's restaurant editor. When she tells us where to get our grub on, we listen up.

You’ve heard it before: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Many chefs around the country have heeded the call and are now serving morning meals. Still, that doesn’t mean all their dishes get a nutritional thumbs up.

Take breakfast sandwiches, the Homer Simpson of A.M. food service. Some chefs have created awesome versions that aren’t all available at their restaurants. And many nutritionists will say, thank goodness for that.

John Currence, Big Bad Breakfast, Oxford, Mississippi
“At my restaurant, I’ve brought a lot of people back from the dead after a long night out with the Pylon: A split, griddle-fried hot dog with chili, slaw, cheddar, mustard, chopped pickles, onion, jalapeño peppers and oyster crackers, all on a sweet waffle.”

Tim Love, Lonesome Dove, Ft Worth Texas
“My breakfast sandwich: I load a griddled hamburger patty up with jack cheese, chili, lamb bacon, sunny hen egg and fresh tomatillo salsa. Then fold a fresh flour tortilla around as much of it as I can. And serve it with a tequila sunrise, of course.”

Ryan LaRoche, NoMI Kitchen at Park Hyatt, Chicago
“I like to take the grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwich on the room service menu and deep fry it. It’s like a jelly donut. To take it really over the top, I eat it with my grandfather’s brown butter scrambled eggs. But I draw the line at putting the eggs on the fried pb&j.”

Shaun Hergatt, SHO Shaun Hergatt Restaurant, NYC
“I make a breakfast sandwich with Vegemite, avocado, sharp Cheddar Cheese, bacon and eggs, all on rye Vita crisp bread. So it’s kind of healthy. I fly in caseloads of Vegemite from Australia. The only thing I don’t put on the sandwich is gold leaf, even though I do poached eggs with gold leaf at the restaurant. And sea urchin—another thing I don’t put on that sandwich.”

And now it’s time to hand out the award for the most outrageous breakfast sandwich. We’re thrilled to give it to Stephanie Izard (Girl & The Goat, Chicago) and Ming Tsai (Blue Ginger, Wellesley, MA) who created a pretty remarkable dish at the Food & Wine Classic in Aspen a few years ago.

Faced with the challenge of using up leftovers, they took cold pizza, cooked lobster and crisp bacon and - piled them on top of each other (no, the pizza didn’t get heated up). It was served with a fried egg on top.

“Genius,” recalls Dana Cowin, F&W Editor in Chief, who judged the dish. “It includes almost every food group you’d want to have in the morning. Especially if you’re a college student.”

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  1. chekmarkeats

    For a tasty breakfast sandwich on a biscuit, go to Peels in NYC on Bowery. They have a Build-A-Biscuit option and you can choose ingredients from types of cheese to fried chicken. Here is a photo from my blog http://chekmarkeats.com/2011/07/06/peels-bowery/. Also, try the croissant egg sandwich at Penelope with Pesto here: http://chekmarkeats.com/2011/08/17/penelope-murray-hill/

    August 27, 2011 at 9:19 pm | Reply
  2. maty

    I hate breakfast. It means I got out of bed.

    July 13, 2011 at 1:16 am | Reply
  3. PDXfoodsmith

    and not one mention of exercise. you can't blame this countries weight problems on the occasional monster sandwich. and the article didn't recommend having one every morning. have one and then run around the block a few times.

    July 12, 2011 at 8:57 pm | Reply
  4. Denim

    I'm gaining wait just /reading/ this!

    July 12, 2011 at 6:52 pm | Reply
  5. happytam

    One of the best breakfast sandwiches I ever had was several years ago while on vacation in Mexico (when it was still safe to go there....). A little cafe served a BLT on the most delicous bread but they also added a fried egg and a slice of cheese. Really simple and really delicious. Thinking back, I don't know how I never came up with such a delectable combination myself. I will sometimes make one at home but it isn't as good as the one from that little Mexican cafe.

    July 12, 2011 at 3:51 pm | Reply
  6. kgriggs0207

    For this story it's mainly just BEWT amusing himself (or herself). I suppose if he/she gets a few giggles about saying "pooh" then maybe slow claps are in order; that's hard to do past the age of six!

    July 12, 2011 at 1:43 pm | Reply
  7. Doug

    What about the Micheal Moore-on Obama Breakfast sandwitch, it is filled with government cheese and pork. Also, the guy behind you in line gets the bill for your food.

    July 12, 2011 at 1:18 pm | Reply
  8. JOHANO

    Now I am absolutely famished. I'll take one of each. Oh and before you sunshine hating, nothing better to do a-holios has something even more ridiculous then your social lives to say... forget it. Save your breathe. That all sounds delicious and you can lie to the rest of us, but you know that fat girl/boy in you is drooling! ;-)

    July 12, 2011 at 12:11 pm | Reply
  9. rchnpdx

    Who ever has leftover lobster and bacon. I tend to eat it all.

    July 12, 2011 at 12:09 pm | Reply
  10. Thenextstep

    Okay, so where are all those idiots that complain about McDonalds and all the fast food places...... Huh ??

    July 12, 2011 at 12:06 pm | Reply
  11. Lila

    If you pull out the greasy meat it won't kill you to eat them more often and you'll stay slim. My weekend treat is a toasted jalapeno bagel 2 slices of cheese and egg.

    July 12, 2011 at 11:53 am | Reply
  12. Eating is overrated...

    Is there anything besides Cannabis that makes one hungry. For some reason food just grosses me out lately and literally cannot eat more than a light meal a day. My mom is making me eat those meal shakes but even then she has been finding half cans in my room. I am not worried about getting fat either...I just cannot stand eating, I truly was the kid that played with food at the table. My anthropology teacher said it's false that breakfast is even important. He also told us that our bodies are NOT designed to eat every day and that it is a myth. I love him...

    July 12, 2011 at 11:51 am | Reply
  13. hannah1

    Honestly I'm retching just reading that. What garbage! Most normal people wouldn't want those concoctions at any part of the day, much less just waking up! No wonder we are starting to look like a nation of whales and hippos!

    July 12, 2011 at 11:45 am | Reply
    • Queen of Everything@hannah1

      Can I have another animal choice? I'd prefer to be a peacock. They have pretty feathers.

      July 12, 2011 at 11:50 am | Reply
    • Sgt Hulka@hanna1

      "Most normal people ..." Wow. Do you know THAT many people? You certainly get around! How 'bout stopping over at my barracks after work and see me, too, honey.

      July 12, 2011 at 12:12 pm | Reply
  14. James

    Taylor ham, egg and cheese on a hard roll.................check mate

    July 12, 2011 at 11:37 am | Reply
    • Sir Biddle@James

      You have to be from the Philly area.

      July 12, 2011 at 11:56 am | Reply
      • James

        @Biddle Jersey, on the good side(NYC)

        July 12, 2011 at 1:22 pm | Reply
  15. notmysisterskeeper

    So here's my problem: I have to pay for the people who are obese and who smoke and who get so unhealthy due to lifestyle choices they can't work. SSDI. It was meant for disabilities, not obesity. Now with national health care, it's really going to affect my earnings. If you want to eat this every day, fine, but I do NOT want to pay for your medical bills because you can't control yourself. If I didn't have to pay for it, I wouldn't care, but since I do, I absolutely have a right to b*tch about what other people eat (and smoke and drink and inject).

    July 12, 2011 at 11:29 am | Reply
    • Truth@notsisterskeeper

      Fear not, I am sure that any day now, Obama will be appointing a "dietary nutrition czar" of something to tell us all how to eat, what to eat and in what portions.

      July 12, 2011 at 11:39 am | Reply
      • notmysisterskeeper

        If *I* have to pay for *your* medical bills, *I* should get a chance to say what *your* treatment is. Including diet if that's why you're under medical care that I am paying for.

        (I don't mean your = truth.)

        July 12, 2011 at 12:15 pm | Reply
      • Sgt Hulka@notmysisterskeeper

        Dream on.

        July 12, 2011 at 12:22 pm | Reply
  16. The Real Bristol Palin

    I like a bowl of lard for breakfast. Especially after humping all night long without using birth control.

    July 12, 2011 at 11:26 am | Reply
  17. ***Moderation Annoncement***

    Hey everyone look at me and listen. Do everything in life with moderation, including moderation. Now if you need me to expand on that for you, it means make smart choices, but its OK to sometimes spoil yourself. Think about a time when you knew you did something that wasn't good for you but felt so good (don't go down that road perv, stay with me). I think most people know they need to make smart choices about food but if you don't hey that's your deal. Overall enjoy life, don't preach to others or judge their decisions. Get the hell out there and enjoy life and try things. Don't get addicted, but don't bullshit yourself either and become some boring nob in life.

    July 12, 2011 at 11:18 am | Reply
    • Mildred

      ++++ Agreed (and love the Oscar Wilde reference, however intentional)

      July 12, 2011 at 11:28 am | Reply
  18. Eric

    If it don't have Vegemite, I ain't eating it.

    July 12, 2011 at 11:08 am | Reply
  19. MrBeiste

    Everyone of these sounds revolting. I am not a Health-nut by a long shot but everyone of these is not healthy. Breakfast should give you energy. Each of these do the opposite. I am surprised none of them are served with a side of deep fried butter.

    July 12, 2011 at 11:06 am | Reply
    • JamieinMN

      Maybe I don't want energy on a Sunday morning after a night of heavy drinking.....

      July 12, 2011 at 11:10 am | Reply
      • Sir Biddle@Jamie

        First round is on me!

        July 12, 2011 at 11:35 am | Reply
  20. Libtarded Vegan Treehugging Bunny Humper@TJI

    Good to know, thanks.

    July 12, 2011 at 11:05 am | Reply
  21. Becca

    I do think that is these places want to make the good food then so be it. And if I or anyone else want to join me in eating it well so what too. It is my business what I eat no one elses. It is like the bars they are there if you want to drink then you can if not stay away. Same thing with food..eat it if you like and if not stay away that wil leave more for someone else to eat. And who care if someone if fat if that is the way they want to be. People keep butting into business any more that is not theirs to butt into. Sweep your own door step and leave others a lone

    July 12, 2011 at 11:05 am | Reply
  22. This Just In

    Newsflash, we are all going to die, sooner, or later, I can promise you that. That said, you libtarded, vegan, treehugging, bunny humpers need to get a grip on reality.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:58 am | Reply
    • Cheech

      Ok dude, we will, as soon as you get your head out of Bill O's kiester....

      July 12, 2011 at 11:16 am | Reply
  23. solowd

    if you want to know why you're fat, it's because you eat these huge sandwiches first thing in the morning

    makes me sick just thinking about it

    July 12, 2011 at 10:56 am | Reply
  24. Doug

    Confusus is good here, but the idiot narcissist elitist better than thou I hate Americans demoncrats are the best, they play their stereotype and cliché even better than a snookie plays the demo guidette ones.

    It makes them feel so enlightened and superior to trash Americans and talk about how any place else is better than America. They really do know how obvious they are with their self confidence, and hate issues. Think about what you are supporting when you support a party that is ran by and caters to such horrible scumbags. If you still don’t get it then spend some time in ultra blue America, just take out a life insurance policy first if you are going to be driving amongst ‘dem.

    BTW, the people in Texas are the best people on the planet, so kind, honest, decent, and fair. IT would be a perfect world if all could at least attempt to have those values.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:51 am | Reply
    • solowd

      texas executes mentally disabled criminals who don't even understand what they did

      moral paragon for sure

      July 12, 2011 at 11:00 am | Reply
      • Doug

        While liberalism is a mental disease, it really isn't a valid excuse to get off on murder.

        July 12, 2011 at 1:20 pm | Reply
  25. JamieinMN

    Seriously, stop blaming fast food, CNN, and everything else BUT the culprit. The only thing you blame the obesity epidemic on is the AMERICAN PEOPLE. It is THEM who choose to live the way they do. People need to start taking responsibility for THEIR poor choices!

    July 12, 2011 at 10:50 am | Reply
    • Sgt. Hulka@JamieinMN

      Well said, Francis. KUTGW.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:52 am | Reply
    • Sir Biddle@Jamie

      I love you!!! (I hope you are female or this could be a bit embarassing)

      July 12, 2011 at 11:00 am | Reply
      • JamieinMN

        *blushes* no Pen15 here!

        July 12, 2011 at 11:08 am | Reply
  26. Uninformed Liberal Stooge

    This is why I want a big government to tell me what to eat. I NEED a big government to tell me what to do. I am incapable of making my own choices. I NEED Michelle Obama to put me on a government sanctioned dietary plan.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:44 am | Reply
    • Overbearing GOP Bible-Thumper

      Quitcher job, go on welfare and you'll get all the heart-stopping gubmint cheese you can stand. Bet M.O. sanctioned that, too.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:49 am | Reply
  27. billibie

    And you wonder why all you American are FAT. Brutal. Have another fast food item, make it a biggy.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:39 am | Reply
    • Confused Confusus

      Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:46 am | Reply
  28. Dee

    Shame on you CNN for encouraging the obesity epidemic in the U.S. And shame on all of you commenters who eat this way and think it's OK – it's not and you are driving up the cost of healthcare in this country. Stupid and selfish.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:36 am | Reply
    • JamieinMN

      Shame on you for being stupid.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:38 am | Reply
      • Dee

        Great.

        July 12, 2011 at 10:43 am | Reply
    • Sgt. Hulka@Dee

      CNN doesn't stand for Control Nation's Noshing. Just because you read about it doesn't mean you have to eat it.

      Lighten up, Francis.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:39 am | Reply
    • Caveman

      Here Dee, let me make you muy favorite breakfast sandwich.

      2 large Pancakes, 8 inch or so.
      1 can of spam
      1 12 oz jimmy dean sausage roll
      1 lb bacon
      1 lb of cheddar cheese
      coated with 1 quart od syrup and a lb of butter

      July 12, 2011 at 10:41 am | Reply
      • Dee

        Barf.

        July 12, 2011 at 10:43 am | Reply
  29. Pleth

    I hate to admit it but I simply LOVE McDonalds Sausage, egg and Cheese McMuffin. I don't know why, I know it's all crap but man I love them after a few beers the night before.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:33 am | Reply
  30. shane

    oh. my. GOD. Would all of you sad little people complaining about how unhealthy this is and how bad a heart attach that will give you.

    The title of the article is "BIG BAD BREAKFAST SANDWICHES" not "the just enough to get you by breakfast"

    These are for those saturday and sunday mornings you wake up after a night of being blasted off your ass and you wanna sit down and just dive into something that's good, plain old good, hearty awesome breakfast.

    Stop the complaining about how fat America is on this thread, because this isn't an article about that, trust me, I'm pretty sure most of the country know's its fat.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:31 am | Reply
  31. Confused Confusus

    Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:30 am | Reply
  32. Matt

    I think this type of food is worse than any issues we have in our country related to gun violence, smoking, murders etc. This food is killing everyone, not just a specific race or culture. It is poison to everyone's bodies.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:30 am | Reply
    • Confused Confusus

      War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:32 am | Reply
    • maty

      Hopefully to you too, 'Matt'.

      July 13, 2011 at 1:20 am | Reply
  33. Bob

    And to this day we still ask "why are american's getting fat"..deep fry PB&J...ambulance stretchers and becoming larger to the point that they needs ramps and a pully system to lift them into the ambulances...go to any Wal-Mart and all you see are people riding in scotters because they cannot walk around the store...kids sitting in the house all summer playing Playstation instead of being in the pool....go to any store and try to find a regular size in clothing...try again...usual size x-large and up for men and a starting size of 12 for women... and the list goes on

    July 12, 2011 at 10:27 am | Reply
    • Confused Confusus

      Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:28 am | Reply
    • JamieinMN

      Yea you don't get out much do you?????

      July 12, 2011 at 10:29 am | Reply
  34. JamieinMN

    Like I said before.... This is NOT why America is fat. We all choose to eat what we want to eat, and live the way we want to. Some choose fast food for breakfast lunch and dinner, some choose sugar-laden cereal every morning.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:26 am | Reply
    • Sir Biddle@JamininMN

      And THAT Jamie is why the fatties will go first when the zombies attack!!!

      July 12, 2011 at 10:29 am | Reply
      • JamieinMN

        I did a facebook quiz and it said I would survive the zombie apocalypse!!!!

        July 12, 2011 at 10:31 am | Reply
    • JamieinMN

      Because I don't need to. NOBODY should go on a diet. People don't need diets, they need to change their entire way of living.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:32 am | Reply
    • Ian

      @ JamieinMN (fat-arse apologist, apparently): Chaging one's diet is normally included in changing one's lifestyle, there, Skeeter. Just an fyi...

      July 12, 2011 at 11:33 am | Reply
  35. James

    How is the Monster Biscuit from Hardee's not on here? I understand that it's fast food but come on, sausage, bacon, ham, eggs, and a couple slices of cheese on their fresh buttermilk biscuit! It has your daily value and then some of basically everything that's bad for you!

    July 12, 2011 at 10:26 am | Reply
  36. Tippin' the Scales

    Now THIS is my breakfast sandwich and it packs a punch and a half:

    Take a giant piece of french toast (Texas toast bread) then layer the following and top with a second piece of french toast. You'll need a fork or a hell of a lot of napkins

    Picture the stack, come on you can do it, just like the old school video game Burgertime

    French toast
    4 sausage patties (don't bring that link crap here)
    2 fried eggs
    3 slices of pepper-jack cheese
    4 slices of crispy bacon
    2 friend eggs (yup more eggs, that's right)
    A healthy dose of Franks Red Hot (feel the burn!)
    Chopped onions and peppers that have been grilled
    3 slices of Canadian bacon
    Another layer of the pepper jack cheese
    The second piece of French toast.

    Pair that with a spicy Bloody Mary and you have yourself the start of a great day. Eat these everyday and you'll cause health insurance to raise nationwide, but once in awhile these are reallllllll nice. Nothing but the best!

    July 12, 2011 at 10:25 am | Reply
  37. Confused Confusus

    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:25 am | Reply
  38. Charlie

    This is just more reasons why Americans are so FAT.
    Not just FAT, but 25% are morbidly OBESE.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:23 am | Reply
    • JamieinMN

      Gene and Charlie....both complete idiots.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:28 am | Reply
      • Charlie

        I may be an idiot... however, I am a 72 year old idiot, with a BMI of 19 and vibrant health.

        July 12, 2011 at 10:39 am | Reply
    • Confused Confusus

      Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:29 am | Reply
  39. Patrickk

    American tastes are so juvenile. That is why your country is the world's laughingstock. Eat more like Europeans do. Maybe you can then skip the obesity, diabetes and heart disease.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:22 am | Reply
    • Confused Confusus

      Man with one chopstick go hungry.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:24 am | Reply
      • Sir Biddle@Confusus

        Keep them coming, you're cracking me up!

        July 12, 2011 at 10:28 am | Reply
    • JamieinMN

      No thanks, I strive to NOT be a follower.... :-D

      July 12, 2011 at 10:25 am | Reply
    • Heather

      Oh look, it's Patrickk with two K's again. If you've done anything in your food posts, you've convinced me that you've never been to Europe (or you'd never had referred to England as "the continent") and are sitting behind a computer in your dreary middle class house somewhere in the midwest desperately hoping *someone* will read your posts and think you sophisticated.

      July 12, 2011 at 11:59 am | Reply
      • dnfromge

        Why pick on the midwest?

        July 12, 2011 at 3:58 pm | Reply
      • Leather, not Heather@dnfromge

        Hey, when you're stabbing in the dark, any hit's a good one.

        July 12, 2011 at 4:02 pm | Reply
  40. Confused Confusus

    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:21 am | Reply
  41. Dung Beetle

    Hey, me too!

    July 12, 2011 at 10:20 am | Reply
  42. Confused Confusus

    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:20 am | Reply
  43. Mike

    Those sandwiches sound disgusting! Stop shoving fat into your mouth America!! I had a green smoothie this morning...spinach, banana, apple, and grapes...blended with ice and water. Delicious!

    July 12, 2011 at 10:17 am | Reply
    • Don

      It's okay once in awhile to set aside the blender and break out the fry pan.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:20 am | Reply
    • JamieinMN

      You're disgusting.........

      July 12, 2011 at 10:20 am | Reply
    • Confused Confusus

      It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it

      July 12, 2011 at 10:22 am | Reply
    • Heather

      It's not the rich food available to Americans that makes some heavy. It's the "all or nothing" mentality. Come to find out, there's a whole wide world of healthy between the sizes of Hollywood's 00 and the Biggest Loser's crowd. Those who have learned to balance end up far healthier in the long run than those who always indulge or always abstain. But keep that nose up in the air, at least you can feel superior in your own little world.

      July 12, 2011 at 11:56 am | Reply
  44. JamieinMN

    LOVE that video! I think Bewt fits it nicely......

    July 12, 2011 at 10:17 am | Reply
  45. ThaGerm

    If you are getting hungry and have a while before you eat, DO NOT READ BELOW :P Tastyness ensues...

    July 12, 2011 at 10:16 am | Reply
    • Confused Confusus

      Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:23 am | Reply
  46. beavo040

    I must say the fried pb&j sounds delicious. Oh yeah, I almost forgot.......Dana Cowin, the F&W Editor in Chief who judged the dish..........Dana, you are obviously a complete moron! College students? For real? First of all, there is no such thing as left-over pizza when your in college. Second......even if your college cohorts didn't maul the last of the pizza, I guarantee there wouldn't be any cooked lobster laying around for them to pile on top. Maybe the course "How NOT to look like an incoherent dumb@55 101" was dropped from the curriculum of your hoity-toity journalism school. Guess they shoudn't have been serving up all that lobster!

    July 12, 2011 at 10:15 am | Reply
  47. Don

    I'm a big fan of eggs benedict, but I put my own spin on it. Instead of hollandaise sauce, I make a smoked gouda sauce. I just make a roux, thin her down with some milk, and then add a nice giant handful of shredded smoked gouda cheese. Pinch of salt and some white pepper. In place of the canadian bacon, I use nitrate free bacon. If I drank more than 2/3 liter of vodka the night before, I add some thinky sliced fresh jalapenos.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:13 am | Reply
    • Matt

      Holy cow, that sounds wonderful.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:15 am | Reply
    • AleeD@Don

      Mmmm. That sounds wonderful.

      July 12, 2011 at 11:01 am | Reply
  48. Pansies

    My breakfast sandwiches begin with two maple waffles, with two pats of butter melted and a half cup of syrup melted into each. In the middle of those two waffles go two scotch eggs, each cut in half. Then four strips of bacon. A sausage patty. A kielbasa, cut into slices, of course. Three fried eggs. Then more kielbasa, sausage, and another four strips of bacon.

    Anything less is just not a breakfast sandwich.

    Incidentally, a deep fried slim jim makes a nice side. Doughnuts will do in a pinch.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:10 am | Reply
    • Jerv

      Now you are talking!

      July 12, 2011 at 10:12 am | Reply
  49. posada

    that not funny bewt, diarrhea is bad.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:09 am | Reply
  50. Mary

    I can't wait for these troll brat idiots to go back to school.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:06 am | Reply
    • Mary

      You are an adult posting this "crap?" Are you nuts?

      July 12, 2011 at 10:11 am | Reply
    • JamieinMN

      @Bewt, you work?!!?!?! What are you, a greeter at your local Walmart?!?!!?!? Bwaahahahahaha!

      July 12, 2011 at 10:12 am | Reply
  51. MMMMMM, Donuts

    This is one bad thing about summer.....no school.

    July 12, 2011 at 10:01 am | Reply
  52. VinoBianco

    Most of these sandwiches sound pretty disgusting...a loaded bacon burger with egg? Come on – I know it's Texas but wow.

    The one from NY sounds pretty good though...

    July 12, 2011 at 10:00 am | Reply
  53. MMMMMM, Donuts

    Heart attack on a plate. The breakfast of champions.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:59 am | Reply
  54. TJ

    I make them quite well myself...

    1 Garlic or Onion Bagel
    Cream Cheese
    1 Egg
    2pc of Bacon
    1 Sausage Patty
    1/4 cup of Cheddar Cheese
    Salt
    Pepper

    1. Cut the bagel and toast it. Then spread the cream cheese on both sides of bagel.
    2. Make egg in pan and let cook flat until done and fold in half and half again.
    3. Melt cheddar cheese on top of egg.
    4. Fry bacon and sausage until cooked.
    5. Add all cooked ingredients between two slices of bagel.
    6. Stuff your face with the awesomeness...

    July 12, 2011 at 9:59 am | Reply
  55. Jasmine

    You are a flamming idiot.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:59 am | Reply
  56. Mildred

    I personally see something like this to be an occasional treat, not an everyday meal. Even the country ham biscuit that I mentioned before was a one time thing on a vacation. The rest of the week I was away I had fruit and oatmeal (or grits, I was in Kentucky) and skim milk for breakfast. Still tasty (especially with a little brown sugar and cinnamon), but that biscuit sandwich was quite a treat.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:58 am | Reply
    • JamieinMN

      Exactly. There are people who probably DO eat like this every morning, but personally, I don't. I couldn't, that's alot of food!

      July 12, 2011 at 10:00 am | Reply
      • Eating is overrated...

        I personally cannot eat anything in the morning and have to force a couple spoon fulls of yogurt down my throat. I guess I only eat when I absolutely am hungry. I am also a college student who doesn't drink so I am never hung over. It is hard when school starts and I have to force myself half of a granola so I get some sugar in the brain before a test. I smoke the occasional high quality Cannabis now that I can maybe eat like a 12 year old. Anyone else has this problem...That eating is a huge pain.

        July 12, 2011 at 11:45 am | Reply
  57. Taylor HAM

    How about a Taylor Ham, Irish Sausage, Fried Egg, Salt, Pepper, Ketchup, Hot Sauce, on a 12 inch wedge, and don't forget the Hash browns. It all goes down with two ice cold nesquick chocolate milks.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:57 am | Reply
    • JamieinMN

      Nooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

      July 12, 2011 at 9:59 am | Reply
    • Jersey By Nature

      YES!! Taylor Ham is the best breakfast meat. It is hard to find outside of jersey, but Taylor ham, egg and cheese on english muffin is my sunday religion.

      July 12, 2011 at 11:41 am | Reply
  58. Jake Rockwel

    Go BIG for Breakfast!!!

    July 12, 2011 at 9:56 am | Reply
  59. Ronaldo in Francee

    You Americans can learn a lot from Europeans. In France, we eat in moderation and drink the finest red wines and we are not overweight. Fecal injections are not recommended and not funny.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:53 am | Reply
    • Patrickk@Ronaldo

      You are so correct, but keeping inmind the fact that Americans' tasstes are so undeveloped, what can be expected?

      July 12, 2011 at 10:00 am | Reply
  60. aubrie

    UGH... After reading that I think I'm going to be sick....

    July 12, 2011 at 9:53 am | Reply
  61. JamieinMN

    One thing for sure is..........you sure are speshal.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:53 am | Reply
  62. KB

    I cannot imagine eating something that OTT in the morning. I agree with Mildred - I prefer something basic, simple and easy.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:51 am | Reply
  63. Matt@BEWT

    A bet you will lose, genius.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:48 am | Reply
    • Matt@BEWT

      You are a bulls azz.

      July 12, 2011 at 9:58 am | Reply
    • Jasmine

      BEWT sniffs bulls balls.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:00 am | Reply
    • happytam

      LOL!

      July 12, 2011 at 3:54 pm | Reply
  64. JamieinMN

    I'll make a bet that you're a ruhtard.....Nuff said.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:48 am | Reply
  65. JamieinMN

    Did I miss something????? Was this titled, Big Bad HEALTHY Breakfast sammiches????? NO! And this is NOT why America is fat. We all choose to eat what we want to eat, and live the way we want to. If I want to indulge in a Big Bag SUPER UNHEALTHY breakfast sammich once every couple of months, I WILL!

    July 12, 2011 at 9:47 am | Reply
    • Matt

      WIN!

      July 12, 2011 at 9:51 am | Reply
    • Mildred

      Exactly... it's the choices that make us, not the availability to make them.

      July 12, 2011 at 9:58 am | Reply
    • Ian

      @ JamieinMN: "And this is NOT why America is fat. We all choose to eat what we want to eat, and live the way we want to. If I want to indulge in a Big Bag SUPER UNHEALTHY breakfast sammich once every couple of months, I WILL!"

      ...and this will be our downfall: Living like the selfish pricks we are. Your two comments clash, by the way.

      July 12, 2011 at 11:38 am | Reply
  66. Matt

    I bet you graduated at the top of your class.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:39 am | Reply
    • shane

      lol, ha.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:24 am | Reply
  67. Rachel

    No wonder the scales are tipping in the USA! Not one of these is healthy eating. One of my favorite breakfasts is a piece of whole wheat bread [toasted], a teaspoon of natural, unsweetened peanut butter spread so it melts on the toast then add a teaspoon of jam. It's delicious, fast, nutritious, and it doesn't need to be deep fried!

    July 12, 2011 at 9:38 am | Reply
    • Crashley

      This is your favorite? So out of ALLLL the other things to eat for breakfast this is your top pick?

      How boring...

      July 12, 2011 at 9:48 am | Reply
    • PithyMcGee

      Obviously this article isn't about the healthiest breakfast sandwich. Get a clue health nut.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:16 am | Reply
    • Joe

      Yeah- I don't think this article was directed at you..

      July 12, 2011 at 10:40 am | Reply
    • mr man

      Rachel......you have described the sammich I have eating for 20 years! Melted peanut butter on warm toast w/ raspberry jam....love the little seeds in the raspberries!!

      July 12, 2011 at 11:03 am | Reply
  68. sleepingdogg

    no wonder so many americans are fat. they all sound gross.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:32 am | Reply
    • Matt

      ....beotch....

      July 12, 2011 at 9:37 am | Reply
    • PithyMcGee

      Cause god knows there's no place in Europe where they eat fatty foods. Germany? Nah, no delicious, fattening crazy foods there. Holland? Nah, dipping fries in mayo isn't fattening.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:15 am | Reply
  69. Mike

    Wow. "Big and bad" breakfast sandwiches. Can't wait for my "big and bad" heart attack in 20 years.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:23 am | Reply
  70. AllyWally

    F that! Nothin beats cold pizza and it's good for you too... ;)

    July 12, 2011 at 9:18 am | Reply
  71. Iliketo Drinkmayonnaise

    I like to eat mcdonalds but i'm 5'2" and 240 lbs so my butt looks like i've been laying out in a hail storm

    July 12, 2011 at 9:18 am | Reply
    • Matt

      Are you BEWT?

      July 12, 2011 at 10:04 am | Reply
  72. me

    LOL! You and me both!

    July 12, 2011 at 9:17 am | Reply
  73. Amanda Huggekhiss

    My hangover cure is sausage gravy & biscuits, with hash browns and a GIANT glass of cold milk.
    After a giant doobie, of course.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:15 am | Reply
    • brinks

      will you marry me? that is exactly my cure as well....sounds so phenominal right now

      July 12, 2011 at 9:37 am | Reply
    • Hasher Iva

      My hangover cure is a large glass of water or milk BEFORE going to bed. No hangover the next day.

      July 12, 2011 at 9:49 am | Reply
    • beavo040

      For a great hangover breakfast, simply throw a raw egg into a well-prepared bloody mary (horseradish is a must).

      July 12, 2011 at 10:22 am | Reply
    • Confused Confusus

      Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:27 am | Reply
      • T3chsupport

        He who can balance a tack hammer on his head, can head off his foes with a balanced attack.

        July 12, 2011 at 10:42 am | Reply
  74. Yummy

    Lol that pic looks gross! Wouldn't win YummyWar IMO

    July 12, 2011 at 9:14 am | Reply
    • JC-VA

      If you think that pic looks disgusting, you need a brain check up. You must be one of those vegan fanatics..

      July 12, 2011 at 9:37 am | Reply
  75. Mildred

    I must say, one of the best breakfast sandwiches I had was a country ham biscuit in WV. Nothing fancy- hot buttermilk biscuit with a grill slice of country ham.

    Worth the week of cholesterol.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:08 am | Reply
    • Hasher Iva

      Now we're talking. A good buttermilk biscuit like grandma used to make, a thick slice of ham and a chunk of cheddar cheese. Breakfast doesn't get any better.

      July 12, 2011 at 9:47 am | Reply
      • fred

        your grandmother used to make them...before she had a coronary...

        July 12, 2011 at 9:59 am | Reply
      • Txarcher

        Fred: my grandfather ate fried eggs, bacon, buttermilk biscuits, ham (all kinds of pork), smoked UN-filtered camels for over 40 years, drank moonshine whiskey, and chased women a lot, AND lived to be 93. I'll take some of that !! Life is a once-thru journey, no do-overs permitted. Enjoy.

        July 12, 2011 at 11:42 am | Reply
    • jadescorpio

      I like that Mildred, but I say give me a good old scrambled egg, bacon, and cheese on either a biscuit or toast any day.

      July 12, 2011 at 9:41 pm | Reply
      • jadescorpio

        Turkey bacon of course and I use only one egg yolk with two egg whites or sometimes none at all.

        July 12, 2011 at 9:43 pm | Reply
  76. Mildred

    I've never tried a fried PB&J....

    July 12, 2011 at 9:02 am | Reply
    • RichardHead@Mildred

      I had this at the Texas State Fair a couple years ago. He uses grape jelly and also throws in bananas,then deep fries it,sprinkles on confectioners sugar,a bunch of napkins and it tastes fantastic.

      July 12, 2011 at 9:14 am | Reply
      • JC-VA

        Ok stop, you are making me drool....

        July 12, 2011 at 9:35 am | Reply
      • If I recall correctly...

        I think that was Elvis' favorite sandwich

        July 12, 2011 at 10:21 am | Reply
      • Ms. Grammar

        I've never tried deep frying it. I usually do it like a grilled cheese, but with PB and honey on cinnamon-raisin bread. Here's the really weird part; I LOVVEEE it with a big tall glass of ice cold V8. I know, right?

        July 12, 2011 at 11:16 am | Reply
      • kgriggs0207

        I think Elvis' favorite was a peanut butter and banana fried–with honey, I believe.

        July 12, 2011 at 1:29 pm | Reply
    • Heather

      I sometimes make them as a treat for my kids. Not deep fried, pan fried like a grilled cheese sandwich. Make up the pbj and either butter the outsides of the bread or spray the pan with a nonstick spray. The peanut butter gets all gooey and warm. My son prefers it with honey to jelly. Either way, it's worth trying.

      July 12, 2011 at 9:30 am | Reply
    • JustThinkinOutloud

      I actually tried a grilled pb&j on my own before this article. It did not turn out so well.

      July 12, 2011 at 9:51 am | Reply
  77. RichardHead

    I'm going with the Tim Love sandwich–In Texas,Go BIG or go home.

    July 12, 2011 at 8:06 am | Reply
    • VinoBianco

      I think that sandwich may define what's wrong with this country.

      July 12, 2011 at 10:00 am | Reply
      • Joe

        I can always count on people like you to ruin these fun articles.

        July 12, 2011 at 10:29 am | Reply
      • Lanfear

        Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone has a heart attack.

        July 12, 2011 at 10:41 am | Reply
      • TriXen

        @Lanfear I figure I'm going to die one day anyhow. I might as well get some good eatin' in before I croak!

        July 12, 2011 at 10:48 am | Reply
      • Chase

        I do not believe sandwiches define what is wrong with the world. Sandwiches are sandwiches. An object manifested by people. It is the people the create it and the people that consume it. You are about as idiotic as the woman who sued McDonalds because she burnt herself on their coffee.

        July 12, 2011 at 10:57 am | Reply
      • Forrestal

        Our taste for white wine doesn't say much for this country either.

        July 12, 2011 at 10:57 am | Reply
      • Johnny

        @ Chase, you know, the coffee was 180 degrees, and the woman suffered third degree burns on her groin, ouch >.<

        July 12, 2011 at 11:36 am | Reply
      • EmptySkull

        There's nothing wrong with the sandwich. You don't get heart attacks from eating it once in a while, you get poor health from eating it everyday. It's not a problem with the food but a problem with the person's eating habit.

        July 12, 2011 at 11:58 am | Reply
      • kitkat

        I think all sorts of over the top dishes are defining large waistlines!
        I cringe at some of the piles of ingredients.
        GLUTTONY!!

        July 12, 2011 at 1:08 pm | Reply
      • NeoTexican

        It certainly describes what's wrong with Texas these days. Seems like Texas attracts more crazies than San Francisco attracts Homosexuals. If something crazy shows up on the news, nine times outta ten it's in Texas. And to think the craziness in Texas all started with a bunch of wild and crazy coots at the Alamo. I bet they are all turning in their graves when they see what has become of their vision of a fine state.

        July 16, 2011 at 12:55 pm | Reply
      • George Dubya

        It weren't my fault!!

        July 16, 2011 at 1:14 pm | Reply
    • TriXen

      Amen to that! :)

      July 12, 2011 at 10:45 am | Reply
      • Ian

        "I figure I'm going to die one day."

        This is becoming such a generic phrase. If that's how you really feel, you might as well put a gun to your head and pull the trigger. I mean, you're going to die one day anyway, right?

        July 12, 2011 at 11:23 am | Reply
      • Sgt Hulka@Ian

        You first, Francis.

        July 12, 2011 at 12:07 pm | Reply

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