Yesterday, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) announced their annual Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrities.
Russell Brand squashed the competition and was named the sexiest male vegetarian, while Kristen Wiig, from the summer box-office hit "Bridesmaids," beet out the rest of the plant-eating starlets to win the female title.
PETA has been holding the contest since 2001 - and past winners include the likes of Shania Twain, Tobey Maguire and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin.
However we, being the equal opportunists that we are, feel the need to beef up the competition.
So, in coalition with the other division of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals), we'd like to solicit your male and female NOM-inees for the Sexiest Omnivore Alive in the comment section below.
PS: There are rumors of a lamb crown to perch atop the head of the victors.
There is nothing worse then a rotten scum sucking radical animal rights nutjob.Save a human, pound a PETArd.
Yeah, I clicked on the link thinking "wow they're actually doing something in the media about people who eat meat." Most people do eat meat, so I thought this wouldn't be a "already know the answer" article. Then I read it and find out it's another vegetarian article – which I have nothing against, it just gets old.
Then I realized they're telling us to nominate the sexiest omnivores, so hmm.. gotta think about it. Lil wayne is surely in the top 2.
Rick Sanchez needs someone to kick his face in.Freak.
Will somebody please shut these radical animal rights weirdoos up.Get this human scum out of my refridgerator,out of my community and off my planet......Save a human,pound a PETArd..
So Russel Brand is a vegan. Who knew?
It does support my longstanding belief that Katy Perry is mentally a vegetable.
She does have a set of melons though.
Her stalks ain't bad, either.
Has to be Richard Gere. He eats from both sides of the menu.
Russell Brand proves my point that there are no healthy vegetarians. he looks like death on a cracker. human bodies are designed to be omnivorous. we need meat, in moderation, to be healthy. otherwise, we would have a functioning appendix and our eyes would be on the sides of our heads, like most other herbivores. think deer and cows!
On CNN.com main page you see – Who is the sexiest celeb omnivore? Then you get to an article about PETA's Sexiest Vegetarians! Grade school kids studying Dinosaurs learn Omnivores eat both plants and animals. Maybe it should be Sexiest Herbivores. LOL
yep came came here to say that as well. Omnivores eat plants and animals. Herbivores eat plants. I think I am done with CNN. Too many dumb@$$ editors/writers on their staff.
Buh Bye and don't let the door hit your azz on the way out.
I thought so too, but at the bottom they say for us to nominate the omnivores.
Further proof that eatocracy "articles" are written by morons. All article (or more accurately, garbage) contributors to eatocracy need to DIAF. The sooner the better. If you've already spawned, please kill your offspring before you do so to try to add some chlorine to the gene pool. Perhaps people need to find you, give you a thousand paper cuts and pour lemon juice in them. And hot sauce into the eyes.
Is this Glen Beck 'cuz you are sooooooooo Gay?
Oh wait....this wasn't a "meativore" thing, was it?......
I hereby withdraw my nomination.....
I'd like to nominate myself. I eat meat with every meal. Even snacks. No joke. Canadian bacon & eggs this morning. Two "Five Guys" double bacon cheeseburgers for lunch. Pulled lamb shoulder, smoked brisket, and baby back ribs for dinner. I even saved a few ribs for tonight's late night snack. I win. PS my cholesterol is 210, and I'm 52, 165. And I smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish. I win, no?
We have a winner right here!
I personally down 2+ pounds of meat (any species) daily.
23 years old, 5'9", 184lbs, 335lb squat, 455dl, 7:06 mile
PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)?
Hmmm... How about those actors who played the 'vegetarian' vampires in the Twilight movies? They sure liked their bear and venison, didn't they? Girls seem to find the Edward guy kinda cute.
Russell Brand sexy?? Ugh. Pasty and goofy yes, sexy no! Well, maybe to another vegan/vegetarian.
Hands down, Jessica Alba. It's not meat she's eating in this clip, but I can totally empathize with the kid!!
Adriana Lima and... I can't think of a male one.
Adriana Lima was the first pretty person I could think of. Tyson Beckford is an omnivore, right?
I think it's safe to say- most of the most attractive, healthy people are omnivores.
Everybody who eats meat is sexy.
Positutely. Keep being awesome, my fellow carnivore.
"PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)"
Great to know CNN's editors are keeping their jr high writing staff hard at work.
I agree! I expect better from Eatocracy. That was an uncalled for acronym. Offensive to me, actually. Whatever.
As for the sexiest, I'd have to go with Johnny Depp, or Joaquim Phoenix (he's weird but hot, and is actually a vegan).
For women, Megan Fox, and for vegetarian celeb, past winner Carrie Underwood.
PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) is an organization already founded to counter PETA. Here's their website: http://www.mtd.com/tasty/
You are truly a self-entitled idiot if that acronym actually bothered you. Get a grip.
People for the Eating of Tasty Animals is far from offensive. It is someone looking to be offended by the innocuous that would find "it" offensive.
Bruce Willis and his hamburger hairpiece
Hehhehheh...hamburger hairpiece... I think even Bruce would laugh at that.
russel brand is fugly
PETA are out of their collective vegan mind...Given that both Chrissie Hynde and Maggie Q are outspoken vegans, I don't think Kristen Wiig should even be mentioned. And Russel Brand is a liberal stooge, so that should disqualify him for pretty much anything.
A really asinine comment for so many reasons:
Chrissie Hynde is - how to put it - aging. And none too well from the latest photos I've seen. Kristen Wiig is beautiful and very smart. Perhaps not as lovely as Maggie Q, but how many people even know who she is?
Russell Brand is disqualified because he's "a liberal stooge"?! What has politics to do with this?
(BTW, your love for Chrissie seems to have survived the fact that she, too, is a liberal! Perhaps you've forgotten her outspoken criticisms of that idiot George W. Bush?)
I could go on, but I grow tired contemplating your inanity.
Thats a really tough question. I can't decide between Sasha Gray or Jenna Haze.
Ok, I saw them on Bing and definitely NSFW. Will have to look from home and let you know later...
Oh I get it–they're meat eaters!
Sasha or Julie Knight.
Does the term "sexiest" in this case refer to a person's physical aesthetics in the eyes of others; or the amount one person can consume in one sitting? ;)
i love meat!!! YUMMYYY. Vegetarians just dont know what theyre missing, but thats cool because that just leaves more tasty meat for me.
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