One night at a party, many years back, talk turned - as it often does at the very best soirees - to incumbent governors of Massachusetts. I've always asserted that the friend with whom I was chatting that fateful evening could, if he so chose, pass for member of the Kennedy family. Fine head of hair on that kid to this very day, and so I just assume everything that comes from his mouth as pertains to Bay State politics to be indisputable fact.
"Mint Romney," he said, "Will run for president someday."
The kickoff of the Presidential debates earlier this week did nothing to stifle my madness, nor did ideas and eggings-on from co-workers like This Just In editor Mallory Simon and my boss Cybil Wallace. I've gone ahead and gotten
Share your best faux ice cream flavor names for the remaining Republican presidential candidates (we're all stuck on what to do with Michele Bachmann) - keep 'em respectful and rated PG - and you just might see them illustrated in the next edition of Rocky Road to the White House.
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