 If the doomsday sayers of the Family Radio ministry are to be believed, the people of Earth are set to to meet their end on May 21, 2011. Saying farewell to one's nearest and dearest and preparing a howdy-do to to one's eternal fate is pretty grim business; might as well face it on a full stomach. For the record, I'd grab my husband, our two dogs and two rabbits and a few loved ones. We'd drive to our place in upstate New York and I'd serve everyone smoked brisket, pulled pork shoulder, cole slaw, candied bacon, pimento cheese, buttermilk biscuits, my husband's potato salad, bourbon slush, fresh lemonade with smoked cherries and a final slug of 20-year-old Pappy Van Winkle bourbon and we'd all meet our maker with satisfied smiles on our faces. |
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My uncle's ribs!
Right before me!
Last!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tear apart prime rib, loaded baked potato, sweet corn, mac n cheese, warm bread w/ garlic butter, turtle cake and a couple strawberry daquiri's! Where would I put it? Oh, I don't know!
Prime Rib – Medium Rare
Baked potato with sour cream and butter
Salad make with baby greens, sharp cheddar, mushrooms, bacon bits and fresh ranch dressing
French bread with honey butter
Cheesecake with strawberries
Tea
Which is just what I was having for dinner out with friends on Sat night at 6 pm :)
I cant pick just one of the options because I think Id want them all. Little bit of everything share with all my favorite people and a couple bottles of Jack or Vodka washed down with champagne....its the end of the world live it up.
It just about noon here and its turning out to be a very nice sunny day! The family dog and cat with long antenna whiskers are all sound asleep. I have been keeping an eye on their antenna whiskers for any sign of approaching earth tremors. Since these natural animal antenna whiskers are my first line of defense and warning signs of something brewing from a distance. So far they are snoriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig. I will keep you posted of any first sign of whisker triggers from the family pets.
according to Chinese belief, if you eat noodles you will have long life. For me then, I prefer noodles so even if the world will end i will still live. :)
So let me get this straight, It's all free? We place an order and it gets delivered? Cool!!! Bring on the beer truck, steak, a Wholly's seafood truck, and lots'a charcoal. Oh maybe some pigeon and horse just for fun.
Don't forget the hot biscuits, butter and fig preserves!
How about a dozen fried green tomatoes and a barrel full of potato chips.....?
fried shrimp, chilled crab cocktail, lamb chops, medium rare, fried chicken with biscuits and gravy, asparagus with hollandaise sauce, creamed spinach w/asiago cheese, chocolate nouse and to top if off a big glass of whole milk and some oreo cookies. A true foodie delight, with no guilt.
Okay- these post are hysterical!! Thank you all for the laughs. You are all invited over for steamed Alaskan crab, steak (medium rare) no veggies at all- and fresh raspberries over vanilla ice cream...beer, wine..and then and enema- and we start all over again!!
Im going to have a grilled to perfection cedar plank Talapia, with Spanish rice and seasoned mixed veggies. To drink, Shiner beer, and for desert orange sorbet. To finish it all off, I'm gonna have $3X with Camping's mom.
Hmmm...how' bout tube steak smothered in underwear?
well i would want a hamburger and a pepsi then a cig.
I think I'd start with fish bowl size Dos Equis Amber with about three limes and salt and some MJ.
Seared Ahi Tuna salad...
Peking Style Duck Skin crepe with Plum dipping sauce...
2lb. whole Maine Lobster with a side of King Crab Legs and large bay scallops...
A 12 oz. filet med-rare with a glass of good Merlot...
Half-rack of Ribs...
About two helpings of bread and real butter...
And by this time I would be passing out with a Large McD's Chocolate Shake in my hand! What can I say...I'm a classy gal. LMAO.
I would have a couple of Alaskan King Crabs with lots of butter and French Bread. Add a glass of Beringer White Zinfadel, and a couple pieces of Black Forest Cake!
Oooops – got my dates mixed up, thought today the world was ending so last night I went beer tasting in San Diego (Alesmith, Stone, etc) followed by homemade pretzels with mustard/barbeque/queso sauces, 3 sliders, a huge ass cinnamon roll with buttercreme icing on top from San Diego Desserts and topped it off with a pepperoni and mushroom pizza from Paradise Pizza in SD at midnight (burp).
Menudo, yeah MMMMMM good!!!!
Cleopatra is said to have consumed a last meal of figs before killing herself with an asp. Is there a more sensual food in the world than a bursting-ripe, drippy, musky fig?
White Castle Cheeseburgers
Sushi
Maggiano's Chicken Marsala and Rigatoni D
Hot Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
Sweet Tea
I've been reading everyone's post and could only sum up this... My last feast would include King Crab legs, Sea Bass, a medium-cooked filet, Corn cooked on the grill, Media Noche's from Hialeah, oooo for a salad I would have Octopus thinly sliced over arugula with a drizzle of balsamic vinegar, Icebox full of Ting Soda, Moosehead Beer. Did I mention this all after several bong rips off of some crunchy Crip from SFLA...
Crab enchiladas, apple pie and a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label.
I'd hit my favorite mom-n-pop Italian place for local mussels steamed in a wine sauce, fettaccini aglio et olio (with the from-scratch pasta), pollo carbanara, a crisp white wine and for dessert, whatever Mama's come up with that day, preferably something decadent and chocolate, served with espresso.
The heck with the end of the world, I'm going to Scorpio's!
A loaded tuna from Subway, lol. I love those things and the service is quick!
I'm a vegetarian for the cause not because I don't love meat so if it's all ending anyway I think I'd like to go on a meat bender. Bacon, kielbasa, pulled pork with some crab legs on the side. After I could wash it all down with a milkshake and white almond cake. I'm sure my meat loving family would be ok with that last meal too!
If you could eat flesh inhumanely raised and slaughtered just because it's "all ending anyway", then you are not a true vegetarian "fro the cause." You would still be eating suffering.
Not the cause of animal treatment...the environmental impacts of raising livestock in mass. Sorry for the confusion, not the same cause as you obviously. If you don't like the way animals are treated localy harvested meat is a good solution- try a 4H kid, they treat the animals like family and you can buy in bulk.
I would eat my way down the Ocean City, MD boardwalk. Thrashers fries and Pollack Johnnie's dogs....
My mothers pan fried ocean pearch and red beans and rice on the side.
A pizza from Pogolinos...THE official pizza of heaven!
My Mom's Spaghetti, Meatballs & Bricole. My Sister's Lasagna and for dessert Panna Cotta and Floating Islands.
All absolute heaven!
Lobster from Maine, crab legs from Alaska, conch chowder from Ernie's in Ft Lauderdale, a perfectly cooked artichoke with butter, a pitcher of margaritas from the Rio Grande Ft Collins, and Key Lime Cheesecake from Alfalfas. Hopefully in Telluride with fall foliage, then a nap in a hammock by the river. Take me then, Lord!
Macaroni and Cheese, Southern fried chicken, Collard Greens (vinegar and peppers), pulled pork w/ hot sauce and a big bottle of Tequila.
Corned beef and cabbage.......a great steak.......garlic mashed potatoes......key lime pie. Go ahead and take me after that.
Why bother eating other than grabbing something real quick while going to do something like jumping out of an airplane with one of those outfits that let you glide like a flying squirrel. Then maybe grab some squirrel.
Well, I would start with a giant batch of pot brownies. Then, once they kicked in, i would start with some nice lump crab meat with cocktail sause, go with steak, garlic mashed potato, lobster mac and cheese, shoestring fries. Then some creme brulee for desert.
Sauerbraten, Potato Pancakes, Red Cabbage, lots of Gravy, and ice cold Bavarian Dark Beer.
A big bushel of Maryland blue crabs with Old Bay and some local brew with my friends and family!!! Being Vietnamese, I wouldn't say no to some of my favorite dishes that is so unique to Vietnam. And cheese! A big plate of the best cheeses in the world and some amazing rustic bread (my French side).
I am sooo HUNGRY now just from looking at this website....I'm at school and i skipped lunch...SUCH A BAD IDEA. UGHHHH...only 1 hour and 32 minutes away from coming home and ording chinese!!!! Time goes by SO SLOW when your on an empty stomach loll
In a crystal glass with great ice: Jameson Whiskey with a wee splash of Thomas Kemper ginger ale – and a Cohiba Presidente'
Buffalo Chicken Rolls from Old Chicago; In & Out Double-Double, Animal-Style, with Fries, also Animal-Style; Chocolate cake from Claim Jumpers; the best bottle of Pinot Noir from Oregon that I can find.
Super Surf and Turf:
Fresh salad and new england clam chowder for starters.
A fruit cup of fresh citrus to get the juices flowing..
1 Fillet Mignon, small – medium rare to rare
1 crab stuffed chicken breast. (Crabby Chicken) with Bachemel sauce
1 1lb whole Lobster with butter
Large stuffed clams
Seared sea scallops
Grilled shrimp
Fillet of sea bass w champagne butter sauce.
Wild rice pilaf
Mixed Veggies
Baked potato , sour cream chives.
Death By Chocolate cake for dessert.
Now I can die a happy man..
2 large pizzas with bacon, sausage, pepperoni, red onion and cherry peppers
Cheesesteaks with hot peppers and fried onions
Huge thing of chilly fries
Case of Rogue Dead Guy and a bottle of Lagavulin
Box of CAO Black cigars
Bring on the apocalypse...
either; 1) venison w/gravy over home made bisquits, or 2) my friend Mel's hamburger gravy (it is truly to die for) over home made bisquits, sweet tea, and home made cherry pie with a slice of sharp cheese for dessert.
panda curry with a side of bald eagle fritters
Portillos!
Endless sushi and sake.
A well cook Salmon hmmmmmmm
Beaver.
A favorite home cooked meal, prepared by the two of us together (wife and I), with our children, and other family members.
A whole lot of my girlfriend & her friends with some whipped cream & honey. Then maybe some Vietnamese pho ga.
My mother's homeade pizza. Growing up it was the greatest thing ever as a kid, might as well end my life eating something close to my heart, right?
BEER!!
If it was going to end for sure, I'd have a birdbath sized martini and take up smoking again for a day. Now I'm sitting here wishing I had not paid all my bills for June!!
No hesitation – $3 Dollar Cafe wings (Atlanta), with their thick steak fries and blue cheese. Extra hot, extra sauce on the side. Pure heaven.
If I had a very limited amount of time left, I 'd find something much more interesting to do than pig out. I'd take a long hike in the most beautiful place I had time to get to, and just bring along some trail mix and water so I could keep going. I find this obsession about eating absurd.
Lighten up. It's about a sensual experience. If eating power bars and hiking in the woods is your sensual experience, go for it. You'll be really hungry when you finish, though.
Natalie Portman
Ground up Christians on white bread.
Round Table supreme Pizza
I'd want to eat Japanese pussy. Long and slow.
hmmm I would definitely find an Argentinian steakhouse grab some single-malt and enjoy... of course all whilst snugglin the one I love. I actually wrote a song about it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNusWBs6EsU
Why the meat-centric choices, Eatocracy? Why would anyone want to eat flesh if the world was ending?
My kiss-the-world-goodbye meal would be a platter of perfectly ripe summer fruit –peaches, papayas, strawberries, apricots, and lots of figs I'd sip a good, vintage champagne. Later on I'd eat a tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream.
...forgot to add: in the interregnum - between the fruit and the Cherry Garcia - Im hoping there would be a someone there with whom I could work up an appetite for dessert.
A huge plate of pork pad thai with veggie spring rolls and steamed rice, a bowl of steamed edamame and some sake. For dessert I think I'll take a bowl of strawberries and homemade french vanilla ice cream with a slice of my mom's pound cake. And don't forget some Mountain Dew! :-D
For those of us with multiple favorite cuisines or meals, we don't have to forget that such parties would become annual affairs. because the mayans have predicted 2012. Maybe the Inuits and Indians have designated dates too. So we could split up faves and eat well , or many times over.
Giant crabcakes with Old Bay Fries and white corn on the cob. And a thousand beers. FTW.
Seriously, I would want a tuna sandwich. That's my favorite food. Followed by a warm brownie.
Followed by a warm brownie is just nature working. Nothing special about that.
Just don't fart you people after eating all that food! It'll be a stinky ending. What kind of an empty headed woman thought of this article? You americans have way too much time on your hands.
If you want I can eat you. Bing the BBQ sauce though.
Ledo Pizza with precooked bacon – Absolutely the best
A taco with pink lettuce. . . .
You'll get her peas that way stupid.
LOL! Good one!
biscuits and gravy. pizza. chinese food...and a big fat juicy hamburger. yes. all of that please.
I would want nothing to eat.
Cannot meet death on a full stomach.
I would just meditate.
Love it.
Gus's Fried Chicken
I would eat family favorites (homemade chicken nuggets, homemade scalloped potatoes, homemade spinach balls and Smith Island cake) with my family.
humans....mmmmm! id probobly be a zombie so ill have to practice
My wifes fried chicken, rice and gravy,fried okra ,steamed yellow squash ,corn bread and lots of sweet iced tea.Then pecan pie and coffee for desert.
hehe Shaved Clams?
Cream of sum yung gal, go out with a bang i always say
everyone is making me hungry it is lunch time here in Texas and I can't decide now what I want to eat. Love the question and the responses. Even though some don't get the joke it is good to hear the different food choices from accross the US. Take care and God bless the USA we need it now more than ever.
Habatchi Steak with rice and noodles. and a big plate of cheese fries and ranch dressing.
I alway said I wanted to buried with a bag of Doritos, chocolate chip cookies & a Dr. Pepper.
A feast of the finest foods, with my friends here to enjoy, cooked by me, at my home, with lots of camaraderie and good thoughts and feelings. No restaurants
I would have something I've never had before. For me food is not about comfort but for the adventure. Take the adventure to the very end. Exotic might be it but there are lots of things I've never had that doesn't have involve cobra hearts and live bugs (although I've heard boa is good). There are lots of things out there I've never had the opportunity to try.
Id have Haley Reinhart from American Idol.
I'd want a whole assortment of my favorites... Turkey and stuffing, mac & cheese comfort food, brownie & ice cream, maybe some chinese food, a slice my favorite pizza...
Pizza w/ pepperoni, yellow peppers, green peppers, canadian bacon, salami, and extra cheese. An order of wings from Outback, a decent roadhouse burrito like what I had on a cruise, tortilla chips and queso blanco dip, a bucket of fries from Five Guys, and a keg of ice cold beer. Various munchies would include Hot Fries, Wild Bill's beef jerky, David's Jumbo Buffalo Ranch sunflower seeds, Cheetos, and pretty much and chotolate from Hershey's.
I second the 5 Guys Fries!
Lady Gaga's Balls mixed with Justin Bieber's Boobs!
End of the world? Then I'd finally work up the nerve to ask the knee-weakeningly gorgeous asian girl I see every so often on the train to work on a date ... so, anywhere in the world she wanted to eat.
Assuming she said yes, of course. Meaning it's likely I'd actually end up eating a microwave meal at home on the couch alone instead, feeling like a putz.
WTH does @CNN and the CDC know about the pending End of Days (tomorrow @ 6 PM local) that they're not telling us? I'm tired of these desensitization food, zombie preparedness and consumer credit spending news stories about tomorrow's pending really bad news. Cough it up, Anderson Cooper; keep 'em honest! (Oh, BTW, steak , mashed potatos and scotch)
1 steak and a blow j please!
End of the world, can we take our ability to chew solid food for granted?
Medium-rare filet mignon from Ruth's Chris, hills of garlic mashed potatoes, buttered steamed broccoli, peach iced tea, and a huge hot fudge sundae with whipped cream
I'd make one of my signature Thai stir fries. Yes, I would want to cook it myself.
Fast, I mean...why bother eating. I'd rather eat pink taco and make whoopie!
my mom's biscuits and gravy.
All the fresh bread just out of the oven, butter and wine I could consume!
Morning: Tall stack of buttermilk chocolatechip pancakes with whipped cream and blueburry sauce and side of crispy bacon and shake. Lunch: fresh grilled salmon with mashed potatos and french fries( yes i know they are the same side i dont care) with a tall carona beer and a biscut. Dinner: lasoniga with fresh italian bread and a huge heaping boll of pasta and cheese ravioli with a tall glass of cristal champagne. Dessert: riessescup cheesecake from the factory with hotfudge brownie sundae and pound cake top it off with a shot of greygoose
- case of Cristal
- copycatting the LOBSTER and the FOIE GRAS
- chicken and duck SKIN fried until ultra-crispy
- steamed asparagus on toast, drizzled with butter
- mashed potatoes loaded with butter, cream and carmelized onions
- peach pie, chocolate mousse, warm brownie sundae with extra hot fudge sauce
- pot of Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
arteries.hardening.now.goodbye.
would it count to say cocaine and strippers? no? then i think i would want to go out to eat maybe at one of the local joints, the food would matter less than the company.
Jessica Biel with a side of Penelope Cruz
Pussy! Definitely pussy!
You know, I think I will cook my desired last meal this Saturday, just to be sure. Here's my menu:
Appetizer: Double-dipped SPICY buffalo wings w/ bleu cheese dressing, calamari w/ marinara.
Main course: 16-oz. cut of grass fed prime rib, rare, with horseradish.
Sides: Steamed asparagus, hollandaise sauce, one large pickled jalapeno, and a baked potato w/ butter and sour cream.
Dessert: Slice of pecan pie with homemade vanilla ice-cream.
Drink: Two bottles of Shiner Bock.
I would counteract the end with Olive Garden's never ending pasta bowl.. Take that God! sucker..
hells yes! you can't turn the lights off, if the belt can be unbuckled! shoot if it's the end you could even unbutton the pants for extra storage!
Peter Luger Brooklyn ny
a telephone
My homemade seafood paella, garlic bread, and a nice chardonnay with my family at my side.
Double-Double from In and Out, Homemade mac n' cheese and an apple walnut cobbler from Houston's. Bam.
I love youse guys. You're all eager eaters. I'd go to hell or wherever else is next with any of you.
Ribeye steak med rare, plate full of crab legs, some bbq brisket, grilled corn on the cob, my sister's potato casserole, grandma's butterscotch pie, a box of Cry Baby Tears!! and a margarita!!! Then I'm ready!
Big plate of the apocolyptic "Knock Ya' Block Off" wings with blue cheese from Sparks in Apex, NC, full sugared cherry coke with a big shot of rum, a fresh watermelon, Clusterfluff ice cream and italian sandwich cookies from a NY bakery. If I go down, I'm going down fat and full! I'll take a few TUMS in case they are wrong about the time...
Brains....need BRAAAAAAINS.....
Couple of bags of beef jerky and a case of beer
Ok so thats lunch, Now dinner..Dungeness Crab, cold with Louie Dressing and Hot with melted butter and lemon. San Francisco Sour Dough bread again with lots of butter, very green salad with every veggie on the planet, and a Hot Fudge Sundae from Blums, (which I know no longer exists!) Oh I forgot Martini's before dinner and with dinner, a bottle of Chard, nice Zin and a Cab of course. Oh Yeah, maybe some champage with the Sundae!!
BBQ and grilled seafood...to excess, with good friends and good drinks. Nothing beats good BBQ and grilled seafood surf and turf.
Good ole fashion Bacon Cheeseburger with Swiss.
I love my Chinese food. And it wouldn't matter that I would be hungry an hour later.
Steak, chocolate and good company to dine with would be the order.
Not the best artcicle to tumble on to first thing in the morning after a night of over eating...may be I thought last night's meal was my last...I had Hunan style chicken(bone in) with chillies, steamed whole fish with chillies, steamed rice, bokchoy with shitake mushrooms in garlic sauce and belgian truffle chocolate for dessert....ok time to hit the bathroom again...
Sylvia's chicken and ribs, macaroni and cheese, collard greens and cornbread.
hmmm... I would have rare prime rib (start at about 24oz and we'll talk as it dwindles), garlic mashed potatoes, baked potato with as much butter, cheese, bacon, and green onion it could hold, yeast rolls, and finish it off with a warm chocolate walnut fudge brownie with vanilla bean ice cream and freshly-whipped cream.
Sadly, I've taken out much of that in one sitting before. It was a porterhouse and I didn't get the dessert, but I finished it all and growled at the waitress as she tried to take my plate while I was still gnawing on the t-bone. That's right, folks. I am THAT classy! ;)
Portillos double cheeseburger and a large chocolate cake shake.
I'd have to have a breakfast favorite of biscuits and gravy with about a pound of bacon, scrambled eggs and a big glass of milk and a short glass of orange juice. Heaven on a plate!
Human meat. We've all wanted to try it and with the world ending you can finally get away with it.
A nicely spiced Jamican conch chowder. Odd for a Canadian, but you can only eat so much beaver.
ummm rabbit and dog stew, might as well try that
biggest prime rib i could find,and some burnt ends w/ sweet tea and for dessert pumpkin pie and a glass of skim milk
ummm rabbit and dog stew, might as well tr
Straight liquid diet. Every expensive bottle of good liquor I could find and my loved ones all pretaking.
I would eat my pet dog and rabbits
Katy Perry's pussy
I'd want Sarah Palin's head on a bb-qed on a stick. Though I have the feeling it wouldnt be very filling.
...uuurrppsssffftttshhhhsssppfart
mmmmm...bbq
Naturally us zombies prefer brains, but I'd have to be some kinda desperate to bother looking in Palin's head.
The current opinion in the zombie community is that the rapture actually already occurred on April 23, 2009. Nine people ascended into heaven but they were all so obscure that nobody noticed. Any comments from the living?
I'm about to die; what's the last thing I'd want to eat? Natalie Portman's p-ssy.
Odd that none of the posts similar to this mention their wife....
So if the ol' wife sees your post you actually do have only hours, perhaps minutes, to live...
A banana split from Fenton's Creamery on Piedmont Avenue in Oakland, California (you know, the ice cream place mentioned by the little boy at the end of the movie Up!). Man, oh man, that place is the BEST!
I do not worry about feast, type of food or anything else. If the day is May 21st or any other day, I am sure God has plenty of great things waiting for me and my family.
If I were to die tomorrow, I wouldn't waste time on eating.
I wouldn't eat anything. That trip to the afterlife might be nauseating...
I think, really, I'd probably have what I always have, if it were the end of the world, cause it would be quick, and I could go spend time doing little things and spending time with my family.
Babies! Sweet, juicy, babies!
"I want my Baby-back, Baby-back Baby-back Ribs"....
Friends and family gathered to chow down on home-made greasy tacos with tons of cheese and onions. Chips and a variety of salsas to be washed down with Margaritas(rocks of course) with toasted coconut and a selection of Mexican Beers...
I would want an extra fat steak with a stolen bottle of Scotch, followed by an illegal Cuban cigar, all this in the company of someone else's 28 year old Swedish blonde wife.
I'd definitely require foi gras, escargot, spam musubi, a good chunk of meat (a nice steak with Bearnaise, a piece of Ono, etc) and mango mint cheesecake crepes to end it all.
After a meal of Spring Chicken (La' "The Doors"), I'd make and eat (making enough for myself and anyone who wants in) my own carrot/cheesecake combo cake.... God would ask for a slice!
pizza. lots of pizza... Cetrones (pizza wheel style) and ponzetti's and mangia's.
I dunno, I guess (as Dilbert once said about his wardrobe) whatever comes up in the rotation.
A and Matt....I'm coming over!! Don't forget the goi cuon, cha gio (Vietnamese or Filipino lumpia), and mi xiao.
A large pepperoni and mushroom pizza from Pepe's in New Haven CT. Plus a bottle of Foxon Park birch beer. Heaven.
Two...no, make that four all-the-way Varsity Chili Dogs, one order of fries, two orders of rings, one fried peach pie, and a large FO. I'll beat the Apocalypse by dying of an MI just before the Rapture.
THERE WONT BE TIME TO EAT A LAST MEAL!
GODS JUDGEMENT AGAINST WICKED PEOPLE WILL COME SO SUDDEN !!!
FOR THOSE WHO SEEKED GOD, IT WILL MEAN DELIVERANCE :-)
I LOOK SO MUCH FORWARD THOUGH TO ALL THE FOOD IN PARADISE, BECAUSE IT WILL ALL BE BIO AND YUMMY ;-)
You know whats gonna make everys last meal who DOESN'T believe in this great? When they have another one sunday night because this is all a joke. But best of wishes!
I'm a believer but just for fun I posted what I'd like for my last meal. There are some great menu suggestions here!
I grew up with noodles (every kind of noodles). Noodle dishes, to me, are my comfort food. I'd have a bowl of noodles with a glass of Prosecco to enjoy this moment! After that, I'd have a slice of pie for dessert. Hmm, it's a strange combination, across cultural lines.
My mom's food of course! Anything she makes will taste better than anything else in the world.
Something low in fat, high in Omega-3 and low cal. Just because the world is ending doesn't give me an excuse to cheat on my weight control regimen. Discipline...
If i were on death row and I knew I was going to be execute tomorrow, I would ask for something that would give me food poisoning. Then they'd have to postpone the execution while they got me back to good health. Then I'd repeat the whole process over again forever!
Boiled crawfish!! I would find me an all you can eat boiled crawfish place!! With some corn & potatoes too :)
Southern Food!!! Fried chicken, mac 'n cheese casserole, crispy kale chips, sweet potato casserole, and some apple pie!!
OR, my grandmother's shrimp and crab casserole (shrab casserole), along with the above listed sides. :D
I would want a lau-lau and poi. And some kalua pig. And mountain apples.
A good Chinese Buffet eatery would be my last meal choice.
That's what I said. It wouldn't matter that we'd be hungry an hour later would it?
why last meal how about last 3 meals for breakfeast lunch and dinner
I would have a lot of very specific items on the menu. last meal dinner would be buffalo wings with ranch as a appetizer, a baja burrito from macayos in arizona, with my grandmothers bbq meatballs, and bacon cheese potatoes as side dishes. and REAL lemonaide
for lunch i would have a bbq steak and bbq ribs, with coleslaw and macaroni and cheese and biscut. and REAL lemonaide
for breakfeast, blueberry pancakes with french toast breakfeast bacon and sausage, a fried egg and hashbrowns. and milk
Could you really get all of that down in one day? Amazing.
Jenna Jamison for desert
that sounds great
Only CNN could come up with a stupid question like this.
Steak dinner from Del Frisco's in Charlotte.
A family (excluding my evil sister Tina) barbeque on Mom's or Mom in laws' patio.
Come on....laaaast meal. Lets include Tina. Think about it. Will never see her again!
6 pack of DOS XX's
As I am allergic to chocolate and haven't been able to eat it in YEARS, I'd definitely want that. Pair that up with a Lobster first, corn on the cob and some VERY freshly baked bread. For dessert, I'd say the chocolate and either a piece of coconut cream pie or butterscotch pudding. And, of course, the biggest bottle of wine I could find
You just never know what you're going to want until that moment comes – my grandfather passed away 11 years ago, and you know what he wanted as his last meal? An egg mcmuffin from McDonalds! My parents got him one and he was the happiest man alive. He passed away the next morning. I love telling that story! :)
That's really beautiful, Alyssa.
gonna be interesting to see how the religous freaks justify their delusional predictions on the 22nd...
I would eat a New England Clam Boil with Lobsters, Steamers, drawn butter, clam cakes, hot dogs, choricio, and New England clam chowder. Then I die happy!
Really good sushi and other Aisan cuisine, champagne and dark chcolate.
Grilled tenderloin steak tips, mashed potatoes, veggies like broccoli, asparagus, tomatoes, and a twelve pack of my favorite beer to wash it down with. Perfect.
01) two dinosaur eggs, over easy, fried in butter
02) mosquito knees, black-eyed peas
03) a big chunk of platypus cheese
04) cobra tooth
05) tiger steak
06) flank of hippopotamus, well-baked
07) crocodile tear soup
08) purple watermelon
09) alligator ears
10) two crosseyed catfish, with wavy gravy
11) rattlesnake hips on porcupine spine skewers
12) a banana split with pomegranate gelato and caramel sauce
13) two pepto bismol tablets and a pepcid.
...and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee!
I B GOIN TO MARGARITAVILLE!!!! CHEESEBURGER FROM PARADISE.......hiccup
Cheesecake Factory's Pineapple Upside Down Cheesecake. Not a slice.......the whole cake with a fork!! Awesome! Celebrating the last time I'd have to worry about calories. : )
I would have Paula Deen cook for me!!! Bring on the butter.
A chipotle bowl with extra rice, peppers and onions, double chicken, red hot sauce, green salsa, extra corn, a ton of sour cream, a lot of cheese – side of chips and guacamole, drizzled with a ton of smoked tabasco sauce, with a diet coke with lime on the side. Thanks!
GUACAMOLE
i would not want to eat.
I would like shrimp scampi (made with jumbo shrimp), a baked potato with sour cream, and a nice fresh Greek salad.
And then.........a slice of good old New York cheesecake for dessert.
It doesn't get any better than that!
Bacon Cheeseburger from Rock Bottom, fries, onion rings and several grilled lobster tail smothered in melted garlic butter!
So why wait until the end of the world? Do it now & enjoy. Skip the gluttony but try to make every meal special.
I'll take a dozen colossal stone crab legs from Joes in Miami, 2 dozen Wellfleet oysters, a 12 ounce rare filet, a Caesar salad , lobster mac and cheese, and a grey goose martini...done and done.
what a lot of great dinner ideas
Crawfish with all the trimmings and steak fajitas.
The claws of 20 lobsters and a huge vat of melted organic butter. A kobe beef cheeseburger. Some crab bisque, grilled asparagus. Vodka and club soda with a lime. Chocolate milkshake for dessert.
I agree on the claws!!! All of the lobster is great and the tail has quite a following, but there is nothing like pulling out a complete lump of claw meat and feasting on that!!
As a Celiac I would eat all sorts of off limit items... Monkey Bread, 'good' pizza, etc, etc.
Crawfish boil (don't forget the sausage, mushrooms and garlic), grilled shrimp, homemade mac and cheese, fried chicken, gumbo, blackened redfish, some good french bread, and some Abita or rum concoction.
The Palin family will be munching on some nice, steaming hot, fresh road apples. Their favorite.
mmmmmmm...road apples...
mmmm....ssspppfffftttttthhhhhshhhurp
Lobster Ravioli
I would fly to Italy and have a fresh Italian pizza along with a nice bowl of homemade italian spaghetti with meatsauce as well as homemade lasagna with fresh parmasean to sprinkle on. To drink i would have a can of ice cold Coca Cola and for dessert the best homemade raspberry and pistachio Gelato in all of Italy. I would eat this while sitting in the sun looking at the Colosseum.
Friend catfish, grilled bratwurst and burgers for the entree. Sides of my Dad's special potato salad, mac n cheese, cole slaw, and Beef House dinner rolls. Sit around with my extended family and friends and wash it all down with plenty of ice cold Bud Light.
Lobster, as fresh as possible, loaded baked potato, Caesar salad, and cherry pie with vanilla ice cream!
I'd eat pretty much anything, as long as it made me say "Oh my god, this is great!!!"
Because... hey, I'm going to meet him pretty soon anyway.
Eat at the "Y"
I'm betting that the food in heaven will be beyond our imagination! BUT, I would still ask for an all-day pig-out at the Cheesecake Factory before I fly away! Pumpkin turle cheescake and a cup of coffee – aaahhhh!
There's food in heaven? Do we poop in heaven? Who takes care of wastewater treatment? This is what I never understood about paradise in the afterlife. If we get mansions, who needs all of that room? and I would rather the streets were paved with that spongey stuff on running tracks instead of gold. That seems awfully hard to walk on, and slippery. It's funny how we are taught to shed material things, yet the reward in heaven is all of this humanistic material garbage.
Jonboy, that's just one culture's idea of heaven. In some Eastern religions and spiritual philosophies, heaven (or its equivalent) is freedom from desire.
It would be very difficult to decide, probably a smorgasboard of great food. Mom's roasted chicken, yellowtail sashimi, shrimp bowl from Killer Shrimp in L.A., a grilled brat with mustard, ribs, grilled corn on the cob, wild rice soup, catfish with Louisana hot sauce and a Midwest Airlines chocolate chip cookie to name a few things.
This would be a marathon process, beginning in the morning and probably taking my last bite as the ground I was on was being swallowed by the Earth's core.
A loaf of ciabatta bread, some sundried tomato pesto and a case of Clarendon Hills Astralis Syrah!
carne asada enchiladas with mole sauce, chile con queso, a big plate of spanish rice, and a bucket of negro modello bottles on ice.
Where did you get that fork??? I want that set (If I survive the weekend)
Surf and Turf, sweet tea, and all the key lime pie/pecan pie/ice cream I could gorge. Bourbon, Scotch, and Guiness at a Dublin Bar.....through in a double think chocolate malt, and chicken fried steak platter...
Ya'll r missing the joke. I WOULD WANT A SAK OF LIFESAVERS!
Good one!
A Sak?
If it's the end of the world, we will all die hungry because the food supply has stopped days ago. And you really think there are restaurants still opened the day before?
I said OTHER simply because if its my LAST meal...I'll take ALL OF THE ABOVE. I'd start with a couple of favorite fast food items. Chicken nuggets from McDonald's...perhaps a bite or 2 from a Big Mac. Then a touch of KFC cole slaw. Move onto some of the comfort foods...Fish and Chips, Clam Cakes, something with gravy on it (does it really matter?!? – in fact, just drink some gravy!!!) Then get a plate from a local favorite restaurant...pan seared sea scallops of mini crab cakes perhaps. Or a nice steak with a fried egg on top and porcini mushroom purses. End it with a high end decadent dessert from somewhere.
If I had to pick just one thing...absolutely no question: 3 fried eggs, over medium. loose yellow. rye toast (for dipping). crisp bacon. crispy home fries. a good cup of cheap coffee. large glass of V8. side of french toast.
I am a total sucker for breakfast food.
The reason I asked is because the last few times I have been to the States I tried to order a Caesar with Clamato juice and they didn't know what I was talking about. Clamato juice is really popular in Canada.
reputable bars have clamato. I just never fancied anything clam flavored to drink.
I'll have a pickled pigs lip, some plain lay's chips and a big shot pineapple soda
the fattest burrito that I could find!
Mom's home made spaghetti sauce and meatballs. Love you Mom!!!
bbq brisket
I would feed on, and feed my family with lving bread the Bible, which wilth a hope they would live eternally.
I want to eat your heart now, raw and as its beating
Amen!!
Who wants to live forever anyways?!
A bacon wrapped filet mignon, a Maine Lobster tail, fresh picked and butter sautéed wild morel mushrooms from here in the forests of Missouri. My wife's homemade twice baked garlic potatoes (skip the salad...Who needs roughage for the end of the world?) Wash it down with a cool Guinness and an after dinner Blackbush whiskey. Heck that sounds good for a Saturday cookout. NEXT weekend, when the apocalypse never comes.
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned fugu (pufferfish), though it's not as dangerous as it is made out to be.
I'd want hearts and brains. On a silver platter. With a nice Bordeaux, say a 1959 Pétrus.
And I's want them from the bastards that destroyed millions of lives: Bernanke, Geithner, Fuld, Thain, Blankenfein, and all the others.
It's the beginning of a new cycle you numbnuts! But to asnwer the question, all the seafood I can eat!
i would like as much penn. hot pot i could eat
If I was to go to the electric chair I would pick a bucket of Kentucky Fred chicken (original recipe), a pint of mashed potato with brown gravy, slaw and a giant thirst-buster ofcoke or pepsi. I would enjoy the food, then guzzle the pepsi and swallow a few mentos... and thus explode.
Rattler's garlic rolls and chocolate covered strawberries
Rob, you sound sad! These comments made my day! It was fun reading what everyone would eat if it were their last meal. I get so tired of reading comments about an article where everyone is complaining and moaning and groaning. This was fun! I hope everyone gets the meal they want if it is indeed the end! God Bless you all and your BBQ, lobsters, hot dogs, Jessica Alba, etc.
I would be a complete fat kid. I would start off with Chips & Salsa, then Sushi, then Calamari all for starters. Then I would go with a big bowl of Spaghetti with meat balls and end with homemade ice cream and fresh chocolate chip cookies. I would die super happy!
Y-pie?? is that what i think it is
how is it different than fish tacos
or clams
or oyster ditches, or hair pies, or roast beef sandwiches, but i suppose you want the cream cheese struedel
Whole Maine lobster dripping with butter, mashed potatoes & corn. Cake with butter cream icing for dessert -all the things I'm not allowed to eat on my diet.
I would want maha-prasadam.
FRIED CHICKEN...let's start with Willie Mae in New Orleans and head over to Gus's in Memphis. I'll go to heaven with a smile on face!
CRAWFISH AND SOME COLD BEER....
Fish Tacos and Y-pie and of course a lexus
When I read the first line I did not know if she was going to eat the two dogs, the two rabbits or the husband
Did you see the article about eating squirrel
My husbands Eggs and some toast.. and a cup of mmmm good strong community coffee. Tomorrow is so soon .guess I better run to the store so I can have some blueberry jam with that ;-P
whatever it is I'm gonna chew it very very slow to delay dying
LOBSTER!
Really good, perfectly fried chicken , Mashed potatoes with gravy, steamed spinach. fried okra.
Either a top-notch pork barbeque dinner –2 meat plate, please –or all the trimmings at my favorite Louisiana restaurant!
Green corn tamales, chicken gordita, guacamole, margarita or mexican beer of your choice – Midway's Molina Restaurant all the way.... Sopapillas for dessert... now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
and i'd eat you
Oh yeah- green corn tamales- haven't been there in years- live in Oregon now. they used to make a killer butter crisp and a dessert called Almondrado!!!
All the fried catfish I could eat
Oh yes! From Cook's Catfish Barn in Comanche, TX!!!!
pork chops, mash n gravy, mac n cheese, collard greens w/pepper sauce, cornbred and a roll, tomato/gravyn rice and sweet tea for dessert if I had room for it... peach cobbler with vanilla ice cream!
Boiled crawfish, corn, potatoes and garlic cloves, with a couple cold Dixie Beers
with no toppings
I can't wait for the end of the world. At least then, we won't have to listen to these lunatics predicting the end every other week. Are they that miserable living in this planet? I could only hope Jesus did us this huge favor of actually "rapturing" them up on May 21 2011. If you don't think critically perhaps you deserve to be raptured.
chill out broski
My freinds and family around a low fire. 26 oz porterhouse steaks, roasted red paotatoes, asparugus cooked slow and low in garlic butter and olive oil. A chilled tossed salad, Warm appleberry pie with hand spun ice cream. Cold beer, red wine, and everyones favorate song playing as we recalled our loves, lives and other things. Peacefull and calm.
Nice and easy...good way to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds devine!
Maine shrimp, onion rings, a good steak, pot roast,Italian bread, german chocolate cake and wash it all down with a good wine. Then I'll be ready to go.
This is utterly ridiculous... Please grow up.
Lighten up Rob, of course the world is not coming to an end on May 21 but it's kinda fun figuring our your last meal!!
We all want food, Rob wants a sense of humor.
For our last dinner, I would love a big greasy hamburgers and fries, fresh squeezed lemonade and pumpkin pie for desert, surrounded by my loved ones
I'd want a cheeseburger garbage plate with mac salad, homefries, everything.
A hot dog.
A fried peach pie from the Varsity in Atlanta, GA. Maybe an Apple one too, since the end is near and all...who cares about the calories.
Sounds good except add a couple of chili steaks and a couple of chili dogs.
As much P@%*Y as I can eat in 24 hrs!!
Fried Chicken from Eischen's in Okarche, OK (on Drive-ins, Diners and Dives) with all the sides. Oops I am having that tomorrow and taking some home also!!! Can't be the end of the world or I won't be able to eat the second chicken during the week!!
pinto beans, fried potatoes with onions, a fresh cake of cornbread with just-out-of-the-garden tomatoes and sliced onions with Carolina sweet ice tea. Thank you Jesus, I'm coming home.
Yummy!!
It is currently Friday, May 20, 2011 at 11:47:51 PM in Tokyo Japan. Will the world end in 13 minutes or will the world end in each time zone as the 21st draws near?
Supposedly it's 6pm local time in each time zone. So you have 18 hours to gorge!
What the hell?!?! 6:00pm! Our Armageddon Cocktail party with our neighbors isn't scheduled to start until 7:00pm. I have to call my wife.
End of the world, shmend of the world... I'd just eat a carrot and when it was time I'd say... mehh, what's up doc?
All day feast at the Cheesecake Factory...
I would want the last thing I eat before I die to be Jessica Alba.
Raw or gently poached? ;-)
That would make the end seem worth it.
the fetus she's carrying or her? cause she is quite pregnant
LoL
being a Jersey girl, Taylor Ham, egg and cheese!
......me, too.............on a hard roll.........
I'd want some health foods that would make me live another 50 years.
Bread and water
seeduction bread from Whole Foods
Crab Cioppino.
steak, Lobster, a fried seafood platter, ribs, bacon cheeseburger, fries, vanilla milkshake, lo mein noodles, hot wings, yeast rolls....eat it all and then pass out from being gluten
"squid on-a stick" and cooked quail eggs on a stick with a Tsing Tao dark beer on the promanade on Peoples beach #1 in Qingdao China MMMM!
Appetizer: Matanuska Thunder
Main course: In-N-Out Double with fries (4x)
Dessert:Chocolate shake (2x)
after that, you can kill me any way you like
If the end was truly near, eating would be a waste – like putting a full tank of gas in the car, just before sending it to the junkyard. I'd skip the meal and do something more interesting.
you are SO out of the club! haha
The questions was: what would be your last meal?....not the last thing you would do. Chill dude, it's hypothetical......grab yourself some pudding.......with or without the wafer...........
Oooh! We should just give it without. Silly amped up people...
I'd ask for something that took fifty or more years to prepare. :)
Ha ha! That's like getting three wishes and your third wish is for three more wishes and so on and so on...
The world's largest and most chocogasmic decadent chocolate cake the size of Scotland.
Hahahaha... PERFECT answer.
I'd have to start working my way through a whole hog Carolina barbecue. Some good cornbread and greens on the side. With all the sweet Iced tea I could drink. Finish it up with some Jack on the rocks and a good cigar.
add some fresh banana pudding and I'm there with you
just gotta make sure the pudding has vanilla wafers in it
If it doesn't have vanilla wafers in it, it's not banana pudding. Just sayin'.
i would eat up some fryed squrrel and mmm snack on a lobster wile the american buffalo is sizzleing in over the fire
My own Mexican food would be my choice. I would make a feast of chilaquiles, tex-mex green chile enchiladas, flor de calabaza chicken, my botana platter stacked high with grilled fajita meat, lots of Negra Modelo, and most of all my wife and kids around me.
Can I come, too? I can bring eye-watering hot sauce that will make The Maker think you've repented!
So, can we come over? Sounds muy delicioso!
I'd have some yummy Chicken Biryani and good old friends to share it with.
All the seafood I can eat. Crab legs, fish and shrimp. I don't drink, but I will have a glass of Bailey's and Cream.
I'd like Kat Kinsman on a plate with a tossed salad.
Chocolate, and lots of it. Cookies, candies, pies, cakes, pasteries, fondue, and ice-cream. Although it's hard to appareciate the end of the world when you're in a diabetic coma, I suppose.
@Casey, can I marry you and have your children?
Death by chocolate! Love it! :)
okay you people are completely off the rocker! i cant believe all of you people are sitting here at your computers saying your last meals. you guys are nuts the world is NOT going to end. What do you think is going to happen the world is just going to Crumble right beneath us. IDIOTS
okay you people are completely off the rocker! i cant believe all of you people are sitting here at your computers saying your last meals. you guys are nuts the world is NOT going to end. What do you think is going to happen the world is just going to Crumble right beneath us.you people must be "the sharpest knives in the droor"
Steve, m'dear. This is what is known as a hypothetical question. Go take your meds and calm the eff down.
@Steve C, clearly this is all a joke. I think if everyone were to believe it really is the end of times, we would be doing something a lot more meaningful than just talking about food. However, since the majority of us do not think it is, it is just a fun question.
Steve is a moron.
Blue Bell ice cream, rich brownie, & hot fudge sauce. Then I could die happy.
You must be from Texas. I lived there for two years and after hearing insane praise for Bluebell I had to try it. Better than average I guess but nothing remarkable.
I agree. I spend a lot of time in Texas. While Bluebell is good lots of niche brands and even the ubiquitous Ben & Jerry's and some Haagen Daz flavors easily kicks Bluebell's soggy Texas-sized butt.
Hey, I like it too. And it's reasonably priced. Haagen Daz? You'll pay through the nose for that stuff.
I'd rent a private plane. Fly to the coast of Maine. Get the freshest boat load of lobster available. A bucket of melted butter on the side. a platter full of home-made French fries. Slatered in cheese. Maybe some bacon on top. Find a picnic table on a beach. Eat until I can't possibly eat anymore. Fly home to die.
I agree 100%! That sounds perfect...
Except I'd add a giant creme brulee for dessert.
Or tiramisu. I would also add an order of fried clams...with the bellies!
I second the tiramisu.
My idea to!!!!
Sounds good...could you swing by and pick me up on the way??
Everyone is making me very hungry! Everything sounds so yummy, not a bad way to end it all, right? Eat ,drink and hopefully be merry! Surrounded with my family and friends :-)
Don't forget the steamers!
Cleveland style?
What do you mean "maybe" some bacon??? Of course bacon. : ) Add in some steamers and browns icecream(in york beach, ME) for dessert, and that sounds perfect!!!!
Oh, I hope the end is near – I would love that meal!
How about bacon wrapped lobster hmmm
The lobster is my idea of a "last meal" deal. My sides would be different: Lobster mac and cheese. Malted vanilla milkshake. And for desert: A Whole Fresh Strawberry Pie. Yum!
Now I'm ready.....
Since your in Maine, why not a blueberry cobbler or pie for dessert?
Personally, Peach ice cream or some pastry dessert involving almonds and raspberries would finish me off nicely, along with a nice glass of port or Sauterne.
"Leonard Bernstein!"
Eeeeeeew I bet he would taste really gross. All gristle.
Everything bagel and tuna for breakfast. Millburn Deli Turkey Joe for Lunch. Setaro Fusilli Pasta with Rao's Marinara Sauce for Dinner. Smores for Dessert. And 2 Omakasi's from Sushi Seki somewhere in between....
I would invite my family and friends over for my homemade meatballs, 7 layer lasagna, and any dessert they could all think of. Have some champagne and toast the end of a good ride!
I would want Vietnamese pho and Vietnamese pork and shrimp salad rolls with peanut sauce, Spam musubi, Spider Roll, Pad Kee Mao, baked macaroni and cheese, turkey burgers, lechon (Filipino roasted pork), English-style bangers, Clamato juice and hard cider.
Clamato juice! Are you Canadian? I would make a few Caesars for sure.
I'm American through and through, but was raised with my non-alcohol parents who liked Clamato by itself. I'll take Cheladas (Clamato mixed with beer) on the brink of the apocalypse!
DONE! As you can see, it doesn't take much to make me gastronomically happy. I'd be thrilled to eat all of my favorite foods in one sitting; furthermore, at the home of a stranger who would be very nice enough to invite me over for dinner!!
Whatever my 6 and 3 years wanted and for me....fried egg and chips with loads of bread and butter and a mug of Tea...not forgetting the vinegar of course....bliss...
Would want nothing. Who could eat, and why?
I agree! It would be so nice not to have to eat.
I certainly could! Mmmm, Steak with horseradish, a few lobster tails with drawn butter, and maybe some ice cream cake for dessert!
Who would NOT eat?!
...seriously...I definitely would not have an appetite!
Add a vodka martini and a bottle of Cake Bread Chardonnay to your list of food and I'd join your dinner party as well.....yum!
I'm with you Kelly!!! I'll bring a bottle of Rombauer Red Zin too!
Can I come? =)
oysters on the half shell, bay scallops, and more crab legs i could possibly eat
good call, oysters on half shell, crab, and ice cold beer.
I'm so sick of the mass media trying to over play this groups lies and creating concern for some scaring others, giving Jesus a bad name and propogating lies. Oh I forgot...who owns the mass media?
Wow, maybe you should ask Jesus for a sense of humor.
I guess, beaver.