Sink your teeth into today's top stories from around the globe.

• Cheese puffs make you fat. Cheese puffs also lower your stress. Oh, the dilemma! - TIME

• Some thieves in Ontario made off with $19,000 of chips and dip from the Frito Lay Warehouse. One commenter suggests following "the pot cloud" to find the perpetrators. - Canoe

• For the adventurous eaters traveling to Southeast Asia, there's no way to be absolutely sure that what you're not eating isn't an endangered snake. - The Word

• The folks in your favorite food truck might be the lawyers you used to hate dealing with. - Salon

• A transparent look at the care of a small-scale slaughterhouse. - food. curated. (Warning: There are some graphic images.)

• Jamie Oliver talks about being banned from the Los Angeles school district and his continued crusade to change the way children eat. - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart