Sink your teeth into today's top stories from around the globe.
With its new Protected Geographical Indication status, a Cornish pasty can't be deemed "Cornish" unless it's made in Cornwall. - Guardian
Michelle Obama's après ski short ribs were more like 600 calories, instead of the 1,500 "pig out" as Rush Limbaugh suggested. - NY Daily News
Wegmans Food Markets has chosen not to increase the prices of 40 products that families buy the most. - WHEC
Jackpot! Who needs to be paid in coins when a slot machine can pay you in drinks?! - Popular Science
A restaurant in northern Indiana has taken down its billboards with the saying "We’re like a cult with better Kool-Aid," after the Jonestown massacre reference left a bad taste with some folks. - USA Today