Coffee klatsch
January 13th, 2011
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Since you asked - is there a replacement for 5@5? It'd be much cooler if you think it up than if we mandate it. All we ask is civility and kindness. And occasional bits of pork fat.

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  1. vapor

    wake up and feed me you pathetic losers. i am hungry for your time. i steal time from trolls like tazer and jerv and jinglebell rock and queeny and other dumb trolls. i win and you lose and also get annoyed.

    January 14, 2011 at 1:28 am | Reply
    • RichardHead@Vapor

      Here,You can lick my ass so that should feed you for awhile.Don't come back here again until Mommy pops those pimples!

      January 14, 2011 at 3:44 am | Reply
  2. RichardHead

    I shall turn out the lites,The Party's over. Good Night Kat and SLT.

    January 13, 2011 at 9:17 pm | Reply
  3. Tazer@Rich

    Well if you happen to still be here, I'm bailing out for the day. Got end-o-day goodies to attend to.

    Talk to you tomorrow, mwah!

    January 13, 2011 at 8:19 pm | Reply
  4. RichardHead @Tazer

    You would make an excellent surgeon! With your Bank background you would know exactly where to cut!

    January 13, 2011 at 7:34 pm | Reply
  5. MicheleG

    I'll take my INTACT eyes home now.........................................

    try not to hurt yourselves, and DON'T play on the freeway.

    January 13, 2011 at 6:54 pm | Reply
    • RichardHead @MG

      Nighty Nite. We are totally harmless.

      January 13, 2011 at 7:01 pm | Reply
  6. J.B.Jingles@RH

    Ha, ha, ha! I do grill a really nice pork loin though... Now that I think about it, where does a pork loin come from!?

    January 13, 2011 at 6:45 pm | Reply
    • RichardHead @JBJ

      We should ask Tarzan or Jane on this one. Cheetah is of Noooo help,Trust me.

      January 13, 2011 at 6:52 pm | Reply
  7. wendy

    according to one my fave shows, Criminal Minds, you can scoop out the eye with a spoon that has been sharpened on all edges.

    gnite Queen!

    January 13, 2011 at 6:22 pm | Reply
    • RichardHead @Wendy

      I just use my new Hi powered Dyson vacumn cleaner! Clean up is sooooo much easier.

      January 13, 2011 at 6:30 pm | Reply
    • Tazer@Rich

      I bet that makes an awesome noise as it hits the basin thingy.

      Thwock, splat.

      January 13, 2011 at 6:39 pm | Reply
      • RichardHead @Tazer

        With NO bag you can see the eyes twirling around. IT is totally cool.

        January 13, 2011 at 6:50 pm | Reply
      • Tazer@Rich

        Sick minds think alike I guess :)

        January 13, 2011 at 7:03 pm | Reply
      • RichardHead @Tazer

        If this ever comes up on Criminal minds or CSI we should sue 'EM. Yes my dear,we are demented.

        January 13, 2011 at 7:08 pm | Reply
      • Tazer@Rich

        *grin*

        I should have been a surgeon.

        January 13, 2011 at 7:17 pm | Reply
      • RichardHead @Tazer

        I was gonna be a GYNO 'cuz I like to work with my hands. Never panned out though.

        January 13, 2011 at 7:23 pm | Reply
      • Tazer@Rich

        HAHAHA you would say that!

        I think it'd be fun to be a doc, I was just never good enough at practical Chem to want to do it. Oh well!

        January 13, 2011 at 7:35 pm | Reply
      • RichardHead @Tazer

        You have to know chemistry for this stuff? Approach the Body-Left leg,right leg. Left arm,right arm. What is sooooo difficult?

        January 13, 2011 at 7:40 pm | Reply
    • MicheleG

      yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

      January 13, 2011 at 6:53 pm | Reply
  8. J.B.Jingles@RH

    Hey mister, no shushhin the Chef now. Any specialties you desire??

    January 13, 2011 at 6:18 pm | Reply
    • RichardHead @JBJ

      Grilled MEAT,Please!

      January 13, 2011 at 6:27 pm | Reply
  9. Queen of Everything@All

    Well all, it's been fun but I have to leave you now. Glad you got to see me! I will be checking in from the castle tomorrow on a sporadic basis. Please try to behave yourselves. Toodles and smooches, everyone!

    January 13, 2011 at 6:17 pm | Reply
    • RichardHead @Queen

      A little late as usual{damn Mac} good nite my Queen.

      January 13, 2011 at 6:26 pm | Reply
  10. Tazer

    Anybody have a knife handy? I'd like to stab my eye out.

    January 13, 2011 at 6:07 pm | Reply
    • RichardHead @Tazer

      Would a mechanical pencil be of any help?

      January 13, 2011 at 6:12 pm | Reply
    • Queen of Everything@Tazer

      For the eye to actually come out, you would need to sever both the nerves and muscles behind the eye. To do this with a frontal approach would be nearly impossible. A transphenoidal approach would be best but difficult to achieve with a knife. Sorry to rain on your parade.

      January 13, 2011 at 6:15 pm | Reply
      • Tazer@QoE

        How bout a spoon then?

        January 13, 2011 at 6:28 pm | Reply
  11. J.B.Jingles@Queen

    Oh and pun intended

    January 13, 2011 at 6:04 pm | Reply
    • RichardHead @JBJ

      SHHHHH Your the Chef,No interaction with the patrons at this time. The Chef's table is not even set yet.

      January 13, 2011 at 6:08 pm | Reply
  12. J.B.Jingles@Queen

    For some reason the song, I Just Dyed in Your Arms Tonight keeps running through my head. My random thought for the afternoon.

    January 13, 2011 at 6:03 pm | Reply
    • Queen of Everything@JB

      It must have been something I said. I should have walked away.

      January 13, 2011 at 6:06 pm | Reply
  13. RichardHead @Truth

    Hey Brother,know your leaving soon. Have a good eveinng and J.Fox is Not the answer to the Bronco's problems.

    January 13, 2011 at 5:53 pm | Reply
    • Truth@RichHead

      Don't I know it...Bowlen is making another mistake, I can already feel it. My hope is that with Elway back in the organization, he will provide some guidance.

      Have a goo devening, I am out!

      January 13, 2011 at 5:58 pm | Reply
  14. wendy

    im still here... gonna be for a couple of hours too... altho i'll spend most of it hiding under my desk...

    January 13, 2011 at 5:53 pm | Reply
    • RichardHead @Wendy

      Don't hide,we'll get some Burnt ends at Oklahoma Joe's when you get off.

      January 13, 2011 at 5:55 pm | Reply
      • wendy

        whoohoo!!! meat + beer = happy happy wendy

        i have a plastic knife tazer..will that help?

        January 13, 2011 at 6:09 pm | Reply
  15. MicheleG

    If I'm the last one here, I'll turn off the lights now.

    January 13, 2011 at 5:44 pm | Reply
    • RichardHead @MG

      Wait–Queenie tried to lock me in the bathroom!

      January 13, 2011 at 5:51 pm | Reply
      • Queen of Everything@Richard

        Was that you? Sorry, I thought it was our cork sniffer extraordinaire.

        January 13, 2011 at 6:00 pm | Reply
      • RichardHead @Queen

        Exsqueeze me harder Puhleeze. Yes dear it was me.

        January 13, 2011 at 6:04 pm | Reply
      • Queen of Everything@RH

        I really, truly didn't know it was you. I promise. *said with fingers crossed behind my back*

        January 13, 2011 at 6:08 pm | Reply
      • RichardHead @Queen

        It's the Big RED Button on my back marked self destruct. Thank You!

        January 13, 2011 at 6:16 pm | Reply
  16. MicheleG

    Bohemia
    Dos Equis XX
    Heineken
    Anchor Steam
    most any dark German beer/lager

    January 13, 2011 at 5:23 pm | Reply
    • MicheleG

      Actually I can't remember the differences between lager, ale, and porter. I just prefer dark beer. Dark and "chewey."

      January 13, 2011 at 5:26 pm | Reply
  17. wendy

    Schlitz is the best old beer! i have a [oooold] pic of my Grandmother on a pontoon boat wearing her fishing cap holding a giant can of Schlitz along with a cheshire cat grin. :)

    January 13, 2011 at 5:18 pm | Reply
  18. J.B.Jingles@RH

    I may need to borrow the breath mints and beano for hubs next time eats chili, which is a LOT!

    January 13, 2011 at 5:15 pm | Reply
    • RichardHead @JBJ

      I have alot of ice chests and he might fit in that fridge in the garage. Tho if he is a true chili head I couldn't do that to him.

      January 13, 2011 at 5:18 pm | Reply
  19. J.B.Jingles@All

    Oh the irony of it...5@5 starts with and I quote "Since we just hit you with..."!!

    January 13, 2011 at 5:14 pm | Reply
  20. RichardHead @Tazer

    Ummm...How did I get annihilated? Was it the chili cheese dogs?

    January 13, 2011 at 4:59 pm | Reply
    • Tazer@Richard

      Burping contest haha

      January 13, 2011 at 5:09 pm | Reply
      • RichardHead @Tazer

        I'll bring breath mints and Beano just in case!

        January 13, 2011 at 5:12 pm | Reply
      • MicheleG

        Beano....the OTHER Food Group.

        January 13, 2011 at 5:15 pm | Reply
  21. RichardHead @Truth

    I'm sitting here laughing at Tiger Beer. Not alot of us remember that!

    January 13, 2011 at 4:55 pm | Reply
    • Truth@RichHead

      It is HUGE in VN...
      http://www.tigerbeer.com/pages/home.asp

      Otehr oldtime Brews would include Schlitz, Pabst, Stroh's, Schaefer and Reingold...

      January 13, 2011 at 4:59 pm | Reply
      • RichardHead @Truth

        I know Brother,This is before Your time.

        January 13, 2011 at 5:01 pm | Reply
      • Queen of Everything@Truth

        My beer is Rheingold, the dry beer.
        Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer.
        It's not bitter, not sweet, it's the extra dry treat
        Won't you try, won't you buy Rheingold beer.

        January 13, 2011 at 5:25 pm | Reply
      • Truth@Queen

        Scheaffer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one!

        January 13, 2011 at 5:37 pm | Reply
      • Queen of Everything@Truth

        I now have the theme song to "Laverne and Shirley" in my head.

        January 13, 2011 at 5:43 pm | Reply
      • Truth@Queen

        Those two were DEFINITELY in the closet...

        January 13, 2011 at 5:48 pm | Reply
      • Queen of Everything@Truth

        They might have been but I always coveted Laverne's initialed sweaters.

        January 13, 2011 at 5:58 pm | Reply
  22. Truth@RichHead

    Breaking news – John Fox just got offered the head coach job in Denver...

    January 13, 2011 at 4:48 pm | Reply
    • Queen of Everything@Truth & RH

      Just to let you know, I would not hit that.

      January 13, 2011 at 4:55 pm | Reply
      • RichardHead @Queen

        What would YOU not hit my darling? I find this hard to believe.

        January 13, 2011 at 5:21 pm | Reply
      • Queen of Everything@RH

        I would not hit John Fox. I would, however, hit you....with my car. Just kidding, snookums.

        January 13, 2011 at 5:27 pm | Reply
      • RichardHead @Queen

        Note to self-When in Indy,wear spring activated boots. Also update life insurance.

        January 13, 2011 at 5:48 pm | Reply
    • RichardHead @Truth

      This looks like a fourth or possible third place finish for 2 years.

      January 13, 2011 at 5:15 pm | Reply
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