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SNOMG! We don't know about y'all, but the holiday weekend has left us snowed in with some leftover rib roast and pumpkin spice cake. The weather outside may be frightful, but we here abide by the US Postal Service creed - so the lounge is officially open for business.
So – what did you eat this weekend? Did a fat man in a red suit come steal your cookies?
Don't Ever apologize to me,please. This will ruin my image and Naked Grilling will never be the same. Babe,We both had Bad days. Smooches back at ya!
There is only one Blonde Bimbo-Jdizz. I am Sorry-It's been a Bad day.My comments were Not pointed at any one or any person. Love ya Babes. Smooches and my Apologies to All. I Will Not take a Time out. Tazer,I need your Buzzers for a head shot tomorrow.
Aw aren't you a sweetie, planning ahead :)
I have a story tomorrow about my dog, and goats. Simply epic.
I am in the Deepest Darkest Portals of Depression.Thanks to my Blonde Bimbo Whatever and You want to tell me about a Dog and a Goat? Wait,I'm Sorry,it's just one of those days! So,let me hear the Concept?
So, am I the blonde bimbo? I only ask because AD is a brunette (and I don't think you'd ever call her a bimbo) and I'm the only bimbo-esque person on here. If I am the blonde bimbo, it's okay because I do act like one most of the time. Anyhoo, I'm stopping by here at 9:20 pm to apologize for my rather insensitive post at 6:44pm. It really was tacky and I have no excuse for it. Every once in a while life really stinks to high heaven and a verbal slugfest helps to ease the tension, I guess I should I have asked your permission before making you my verbal punching bag. Many humble apologies.
So you're probably gone by now but I took my crazy girl to a friend's farm over vacation. Smart of me to put her muzzle on around unfamiliar barnyard animals because she literally chased down the goat in a 3 acre enclosure, jumped on its back, brought it to the ground, and pinned it. All while muzzled. I laughed so hard... She's crazy.
OK OK so its not as funny without me telling the story in person with gestures and sounds effects. Pooh
I am Very Glad you passed your tests today. Really,I mean it.
Batteries-just in case we run out!
I've got extra baterries. Don't ya just love the Holiiday's?
Payback is a b!tch... jkasdsdaasklfdsfdsfdsfdklasfdl;asfd;klajfsl;kdfjaskljf
Stupid day. I am going to down a bottle of wine tonight. Oh the things I look forward to in life. Booze and the pups.
My my, we are all getting a little testy around here this afternoon! RH doesn't seem himself (a fake??). Just sayin
i started wondering that a while back... maybe 'ropav' is here....
OMG!!! RichardHead is you know who! It all makes sense now...Actually I think it is Rich, he's just not having a good day.
No to All my Lovelies-I could Not spread such Venom! Sad,I just watched how many famous people We all lost this year. I am Glad I awake every morning. Just Bummed about AD!
All right, chums. I'm going to start wrapping things here. It's been a blast....
g'nite M'Queen. i shall see you later on this week. :)
Ohio's a good place! i grew up in Akron. :)
On a more kinder, gentler note: What part of Indiana are your guests from?
Within the 5 mile Border of Kentucky,which means that they have MORE Couth,than my Queen from up North! HA!
My father grew up on the Ohio River (you know, the big body of water that separates Indiana and Kentucky) so I can say with confidence that they must be good people. Too bad they're stuck with you...I'm sorry, that was very mean but it was a reflex. I couldn't help it.
Len is the Chiefs old quarterback, and a sports announcer on TV. :)
Thank you for the very polite reply. I'm sure that this information will benefit me at some point in the future.
Queen of Everything
you're very welcome. :)
LOL! i do believe that we ALL have a "case of the monnndaysssss".
Yes Ma'm and they can ALL Kiss My Azz! I digress! No disrespect meant to you OH BBQ Queen!
Um..... stories need to be told. Soon.
A snake in the grass and uniform and "Buzzers" at the ready!
yesyes. what kind of snake, and where in the world was it??
A BIG LONG SNAKE at Oklahoma Joes around the Park Bench you were sitting at. Len Dawson Shakes his head in Despair!
By the way, who the heck is Len Dawson?
OHHHHHHH! Puhleeeezz! I was going to be Real Nice and apologize to Wendy,until that last comment! I'm Bummed about the above comment and Wendy, I meant NO Dis-Respect to the Honorable-Sir Lenny Dawson. This is a CRAP Monday!
Well, I'm sorry but we are not as old and decrepit as you....and I still have no clue who Len Dawson is but I will Google him.
Now I know who Len Dawson is...happy?
Hey Blondie-I was referring to the AD reference before and Wendy,Please don't help her "cuz she's Blonde.
Yes, I got the AD reference and I thought maybe it was a fake but didn't want to rub salt in the wound (see I'm being nice). But listen here, RichTard, Wendy can help whomever she wants to 'cause she's a blonde too.
RichTard...that may be my best one yet. God, I crack myself up! LOL
Dear Wendy, I am Sorry i cannot attend your New Years Eve Party as Vito and some friends must attend another party in Indiana. Again Thank You and maybe Next Year!
Who the heck is Vito? You're going to have to give me a last name if you expect to be able to Google this one!
Ladies!! I was just telling you how much longer you had the pleasure of my company, I never DREAMED of giving any offense.
BTW, I gotta go, I'll see you all tomorrow!!!
Not funny. You are thisclose to losing head jester, buddy.
PHLPPPT! add that to the hairy toenails QOE sent ya. :)
O.K. Truce-Suck Day for us both! The fake one was the worst. I will bring Sunlamps tomorrow if you wear the pink Bikini?
Well, Killy has a bandage on right now so I'll just wear a t-shirt and shorts but the sunlamp would be most welcome.
Dare I ask, but why does Killy have a bandage on?
She got poked and prodded today but she passed her check-up with flying colors.
17 minutes to go....
I"m not bragging,
Well, sort of.
Ok, Ok, so I am bragging, so what.
(sorry, lost control there)
BTW- 13 mins to go....
Do you like the taste of big hairy toenails? 'Cause you've been sucking them alot lately.
I forgot to add the :) and *smooches*
Oh, for the love of all that is holy, I have to go deal with a snake. A literal reptile, not a bad person. I am likely out for the day and will talk to y'all tomorrow.
Yeah, we're gonna need details on that one!!!
One of life's truly UN expected hazards, Be REAL careful and tell us more tomorrow!
1 hour 26 minutes and counting until i'm off work till after the New Year! :) i'll try to stop by and chat whilst out of the office, but as i dont have internet at home it'll be most intermittent.
but until then i shall enjoy!
23 mins for me, unfortunately, I WILL be here for the rest of the week, but I get to go home to the First Lady's cooking, so it's all good...:)
I feel the same way about my day... I think it's punishment for being gone. Grrrr
Brother,remember our talk the other nite? I'm gettin' the same feeling if ya know what I mean.
Agreed on all counts!
2 hours to go in my shift. Oh sweet Jesus just kill me now.
You are Wanted in the Coroners Office!
@Dave: Dont' rub it in.
@RH: I wish. Some place dark and quiet sounds really good right about now.
I've always wondered about those guys.
I wonder how many of them are actually closet necro's.
Okay, that's just gross!
Okay, didn't say it wasn't gross, just said I was wondering about it!
You having a rough day your highness?
Ever have one of those days when you wish you could just crawl in bed and forget the world exists? Well, that's my day today.
Been there, done that...Sit back, sip some mineral water, and I will do a foot massage...
QE: Earlier on I thought we had a modest Windjammer cruise pending but nobody came but me. You were invited, too......Might be nice for you to get away now, though.
Let the Games begin-unlike Friday!
I missed it, what happened Friday?
Christmas Eve...No 5@5 on Christmas Eve...
Best of luck to everyone on 5@5. I will be observing from the corner as always. Team Tazer!
My only competition has been Jdizz on 5@5. Unless she's naked. O.K. Farm raised Lobster painted pink from Albertson's and with real Butter,with a wooden hammer from Seattle!
Hey y'all! I'm baaaaaaack!
Let me see YOUR Buzzers so I know it's really You!
YOU are pathetic.
I shall speak French Canadian-Pardon Me?
Welcome back! Hope you are not too water logged!
Very, very, very wet. UGH! Otherwise it was a great week, nice to be in seclusion for a while.
Did you guys have a good Christmas?
Oh Queen, I share your inseam problem! It's a pain in the rear!
Grrr...average size pants are too short and Longs are usually a 39 inch inseam. I always end up having to get my pants hemmed up or wearing high heels alot.
Well I'm 6'0 so the talls usually fit, but finding a tall pant is like finding a dry spot in a rainforest. >.<
Academy Sports-Big and Tall-Never get wet in the front,unless,Your Kat Kinsman in N.C. hanging out by The Mens Room. What is up with That? Role Reversal? "Nuff said.
Oh and I want some lobster bisque in the worst way....no chicken soup, too easy.
I meant I was all better from the pee incident you so kindly offered to help with! I have a serious case of sniffles/stuffy nose, sporadic flem-filled coughs (eeewww), and general ickiness. I'm in a weaken state today, so you have a chance @5@5! :)
I go to the main CNN site, then hit all news and then Living, then Eatocracy, but it saves it after that. http://eatorcracy.cnn.com
alas, i must go make like an employee and act like i earn my pay... i shall see all of you at 5!!
I am soooooo glad you are feeling better! Kid Cooties is tuff to kick. Tell Hubby you need some Chicken Noodle Soup,and a fresh Sea Breeze!
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