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Merry Christmas friends!
Merry Christmas all!
@Truth-Merry Christmas Brother-Is that guitar music I hear? She plays better than Eric Clapton.
@Queenie-I understand your 2yr. olds English better than yours.I love Indiana jokes-Kinda like their Pro Football team!Smooches Babe!
@Jerv-He has gained 5 lbs. after The Collin Street Bakery cake and Pie.
@SirB -Hopefully Drunk in Iowa-Save me some Brother.
@Dave1 in o.k.-Please keep your cold fronts up yonder. Had to cancel Naked Grilling 'cuz of the wind and it's too damn cold!
@Jdizz-It's Christmas Day everyday from now on. Stay strong. I'm Proud of ya Brother.
@MG-Your quote says it all. Thank You.
ROLL TIDE!
Merry Christmas (or Harry Trismas as my 2 year old says)! Hope your day is filled with peace and love! *smooches*
Merry Merry Merry Christmas to everyone! Peace and Serenity for you all!
Merry Christmas Brother!
Thought I would stop by to wish everyone the best and brightest on this fine day. Here's hoping that we all get our wishes this year and for a great 2011! Be well all!
Wow,Thanks for all the nice gifts Santa! I noticed you are now in Canada and hoped you would do me a favor. There is a girl visiting her parents up there and her name is AuroraDawn. Santa when you drop the gifts off at her house,would you give her a kiss on the forehead and whisper Merry Christmas for me? Thanks Santa,your the Best. Oh,Merry Christmas to you Santa. I Still Believe.
Merry Christmas Sarah LaTrent! Hope you got your New desk and a Well deserved Raise. Thanks for putting up with us!
It's Raining:{ Santa better bring the scuba gear. I guess you get used to the 100 + degree temps here. The humidity is a little much in Houston versus what I grew up with in Dallas. Course the Winters are alot better down here and WD likes it so there really are no complaints. AD loves snow-and I love snow cones. Go figure.
Well, Brother, I think I am out. Best to you and your, and I hope that you have a wonderful, blessed and bountiful Chirstmas. Will talk to you next week. I am honored that you, JDizz and I have help this blog to catch fire, insofar as it has, you know?
We have all been Blessed to meet and take care of each other. Merry Christmas my Brother to you and The Bride. Semper Fi!
Service is a huge part of the process, as we both know, and believe me, I know just how lucky I am...And I really hope and pray that JDizz makes it. Not an easy road, but well worth taking. He seems to have lots of reasons to make the effort, with a young'un and all. If we choose not to live for ourselves, let's do it for the next generation. Not the real reson we should carry on, but all too often, the best reason at hand, you know?
My imagination, or is there a far amount of wisdom in our little talks...?
Reminds me of middle age dogs,drinking Beer and saying"Pull my finger"! Yes Sir, We have been There and done that many times. The NGF will get our Brother under control-and he Will like it. She is a Great Gal-something he needs right now.
Agreed on all counts. I am not sure where (if anywhere) I would be without Miss Saigon. I am a very lucky and very blessed man. I wish for you the same, with ADawn or otherwise. I hope NGF gets our brother through this. NOT an easy road no matter what demon is being battled, as we both know.
How is the Texas night this evening? I spent a few nice nights in your town...I LOVE TX and would likely live ther if not for CO.
I also wonder if Ingred thought we were two dumbazzes last nite? Ha!
I know about Ingrid....I basically apologized, so I hope she understands...Odd thing. I think SirB said it best last week about his Jodie Foster comparison on 5@5...
I always seem to say I concur. You my Brother are the Lucky Man. Don't ever let go. Now we have to worry about Jdizz. I've worked mine out and we need to help someone else.
Well, I am glad to hear all that is good, and you will be in the prayers henceforward for all the greatest good can serve, whatever form that may take. Hard to understand that sometimes that is exactly counter to what we want, you know? Garth and "unanswered prayers", you know?
Emmm..."Star Wars" on television now, so perhaps talk like Yoda, I should...
BTW, no 5@% today???
What gives?
Too many Big Boobed Blondes. But I enjoyed it.
No need to dress up...Just pour a snort and relax...Enjoy the season. Any major plans?
Already got the Snort. I was enjoying the family here today. Reminds me of long ago. Miss my special Brunette tho. Did ya find the unmentionables in the bag I left for ya?
Got 'em...Bride will be most mortified. She is most discreet.
Glad you enjoyed your day. Cherish those memories. They are all too rare, and all too fleeting.
Best to you and Adawn...so on the square, you two serious? Where do we send flowers?
As I crossed the line in Laos many years ago,I get the same feeling now. It's a surprise. If it happens it will. You've been there I know.
So are you and I the last men standing...?
Want to break out the Brandy and cigars, ala "Boston Legal"...?
Yes My Brother,I Concur. I will even wear the Bunny Suit.
Merry Christmas -Travel safe and stay warm.
On that note (having missed the Naked Grilling!) I will be Gone With the Wind.
Merry Christmas!
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V
Merry Christmas-stay dry and don't mix the Deer Piss in with the wine.
Bless your heart, will do my best to keep things separate. Hugs!
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V
Good Night My Queen. Look for Santas message later to go beyond the border.Merry Christmas and Thank You.
whoooooohoooooooooo! i'm finished with work!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL...AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!
see you on Monday!!!!!
Major Cheers to you!
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V
Have a MErry to you and yours. Be well
And what is with the exchanging of personal descriptions...?
Did I miss something...?
And you say "surrounded by blondes" like it is abad thing...:)
i havent seen a new one... did i miss something?
I think it's now you and me as the current blonds.
I hate to say goodbye but this blonde must leave the building. Merry Christmas, chums. Love and smooches to all!
good evening!!! Merry Christmas!
Have a merry my dear. Best to you, the king and all the royal court...
Hope you have a fab Christmas! See you Monday!
^^
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V
Flannel Jammies (definitely for HER not me)
Plus I took a LOT of time and wrote her a love letter in Vietnamese...took me some time and brain cells, but I think it will bewell received.
So who is here?
flannel jammies ROCK!!!
Miss Saigon is always cold...I think anything above 60 is hot, she thinks anything below 80 is cold, so we have an interesting house. But I think she will like. The most selfish thing woul dbe to buy Victoria's Secret, but like I told Sir Head, it is for her, not me...:)
Just found a GREAT gift for my bride...!
What did ya get?
Anyone here?
Don't even try it my Brother. I am surrounded by BLONDES. Merry Christmas to me! HA!
It ain't happening Ladies!
Bummer...was SO looking forward!
What's the hang up?
how come not?? i was READY!
Well Witchard? Gwilling yet? We are waiting with bated bweath!!!
Here's a Beer Babwa-just chill.
oooo k. Chillin'
Sorry, I get the delay. It's the snow shoveling. Naked Grilling in the snow. Ought to be an Olympic event. LOTS to overcome before victory.
Naked grilling in the snow, sounds like there could be shrinkage of the meat involved!
LOL yet again...!
#1 and2 ruled out. only charcoal starters are used and no clothes allowed,hence Naked Grilling. Good Point on #3.
Am I the only one whose glad that Rich is not my neighbor? Although, if he really does look like Sam Elliott then I might revise that statement. I do have a thing for older men....
I would give up The Dodge Commercials but NOT those for Coors. I would never get to see my Brother Truth!
Christmas must be going to your head. I left you a perfect opening to comment on my love for all men. I hope you are not losing your touch.
As I get More Mature.and Not finding anyone that Did Not date you before,I have come to the conclusion that I should look at 36DDD green eyed girls more in my lifetime.
Well, OK, no apron.. Gwilling for those with no pain receptors. Was TRYING to be helpful.
Rule 1: BBQ igniter must be a roofer's torch.
Rule 2: See through apron
Rule 3: LONG tongs allowwed
Let the Games Begin! If it's gonna Happen.
its ON... like Donkey Kong!
OK RH! Gauntlet has been thrown! You're IT!
Oh,Holy Shite-I am outnumbered. I shall accept the challenge. Naked Grilling is my concept and includes everyone,including the meat. Only in Texas.
well Girls.. they DO say everything is bigger in Texas...
Stand Back While I whip it OUT!
I volunteer to be the resident voyeur but not a participant. Will keep score......and make some interesting "rules."
Well,i look like Sam Elliott,have Blue eyes,and like swimming,snorkeling in the bathtub,and Naked Grilling!
Hmmmmm.. "Naked" grilling.....you or the (ahem) meat?
LOL!!! hopefully he's making hamburgers and not hot dogs – unless they're bun length... and bratwurst would be good!
LOL!!! Good! Naked grilling automatically EXcludes beans and franks!
it's all fine and good to LOOK like sam elliott, but the kicker is.. do you SOUND like him?? it's his voice that makes him so appealing.. :)
to add to the girls' clarifications, i have a full head of blonde hair (natural – thank you dad!) with blue/green eyes. green when i'm raging mad, and blue the rest of the time.
Yeah the face and body of Sam Elliot with the voice of Elmer Fudd.......no, doesn't do it for me.
Shhhh! Wichard is gwilling wabbit! Ha!ha!
i just got a picture in my head of sam elliott rubbing his hands together over a grill wearing a seethru apron....
Well....of course! So long as he doesn't talk.......(it's the Fudd thing....)
5'6, blonde hair (shoulder length), green eyes and 36DD.
Sorry,Lost you at shoulder length hair.
well crap.. now i have to answer... i'm short, 5'4", hairs just about to the waistline, and the Queen and I now have something in common. :)
Ummm...Your both short?
alrighty, i put that fire out.
what are we doing here... figuring out the girls' physical attributes?
That would be Sexist and totally disrespectful of the beautiful Ladies that appear here in the Lounge. Your a size what?
hah! if i told you it'd totally ruin the mystery i've got going on here...
well hell. there's all of 3 of us here and the shite has hit the fan. what gives?? back in a bit...
The other Ladies should cover their eyes- Thank You- Blond,check-blue eyes,check- Big Boobed-CHECK!
Prepare for major disappointment...I have green eyes.
Holy Guacamole -I need Tortilia's and call me RINGO-or Frito Bandito.
I know, I know, the fantasy is ruined. Hopefully this will not cause to spiral down into depression and despair. :)
ThankYou for stopping at 2D. The 48DDD is still in my mind.
Yet another disappointment – my eyes are LIGHT brown, and I'm blond courtesy Loreal, as for the rest you have to guess.
My BBB-They are now playing -The Best of Eatocracy,Which leads Me to believe there will be No 5@5.
I need decoder ring again. BBB?? Please remember, I'm not technologically with it.
If I read between the lines,I don't think there will be a 5@5 today.
Richard, are you that scared of 3 girls that you would try that old trick again?
Hmmm-3 Girls or a Spatula Whooping? Decisions,Decisions.
Richard, we're not those kinds of girls. Well, wendy may be.
Thank you, I am now your newest Sycophant.
Where did Kat get a picture of you to use on the lunchtime poll?
I was Lurking by The Big Girls Bathroom at the time. Didn't want to get busted again this close to Christmas.
Yeah, I've heard that pervert Santas have it rough in jail!
I mean, really! Just added my 2 cents. And my vote.
So,I see how this has developed. A major Butt whooping on the Texan-or so You think.Ha!
tis going to be a quiet afternoon i see. that's ok... the 3 of us are quite enough to make one heck of a party.
i cant believe what a ghost town this place is! i'm glad i've got some stuff to do! :)
5@5 is going to be goooooooooooooood!!!!
I'm back. Was AWOL because my PC/laptop froze up. Wish I knew why it does that. Have to let the battery run down so it can be rebooted. What a pain on random and thankfully rare occasions.
Anyway, hope you all have a warm, loving, and very Merry Christmas! WILL there be a Klatsch tomorrow? Christmas day?
I might stop by tomorrow afternoon but otherwise today will be it for me until Monday.
HELLO EVERYONE! i've made it to work today!! only had to dodge a few nutballs on the road...and i'm mostly in one piece. dogs only ate one piece of firewood and most of the stockings are still hanging by the chimney with care. Cleatus found his stocking – the bone inside survived, the stocking didnt.
Glad you made it in okay. I thnk it's just Rich and I for moment (although I'm sure there are plenty of lurkers).
"Bout time BBQ Queen-Glad you could make it. We may have to get SLT involved in 5@5 so it will be competitive.
Sorry,meant that one for the BBQ Queen not the Snow Queen.
I'm not THAT blonde, I was able to figure out who you were talking to. We're supposed to get 2-4 inches of snow tonight so really may be a snow queen come tomorrow.
So I guess your saying we are having triplets? HMMMM Note to HornDog-One time shot,don't screw up! My Mom was Irish and Dad was Pure D Polock. What a mix and there were 3 Boys{4 if you include the dog}!
If you want to try for 3 in one shot, go ahead but I wouldn't want you to injure yourself. Well, I'm Irish on both sides with a touch of German and there were 12 of us (8 girls, 4 boys). And in case you hadn't guessed, I'm number 12.
Did they Not have T.V. or Roller Derby back then? HA! She is one of 7 I believe-Snowbunny got nothing on Y'all! Hmmm-5,7 and 12 are my Lucky numbers.
If things don't go so well between the two of you, I think the ladies and I can take her down. I'm not proud of this but I'm really good at making other girls cry. If I ever have to do a 12 step program then I'm going to have a lot of amends to make.
I must warn you,I have trained her to be more Spunky than the average American girl. Yet she was already a Natural when I first met her and that's why we hit it off{Nice 5@5 reference if i do say so myself}! Snowbunny is another Scrapper,just trying to smooth the edges with her and she will be fine with her New Boyfriend.
Just checking but we are gonna have 5@5 today? If it's just The Queen and I maybe I should go left handed and give her a chance?
You need to keep both hands on the keyboard, buster!
Santa Update- Near Islamabad,Pakistan. Go Big Boy!
I'll take 'em. I can always use pork rinds. I hit the Bank.Wally World,the liquor store and the Donut Shop in an hour and a half. You may Bow at any time my Queen.
Pretty impressive, Richard. Here's the pork rinds, enjoy!
What are your plans for Christmas, Richard? Are you and WD sticking close to home?
Thank You my lovely. BTW,I had you covered last night.
Yep,WD and I are having Ham,Mashed Taters and other goodies. Got some friends coming in from some Gawd awful State called Indiana on Monday so I don't have to cook or bake. WoooHooo!
'Kay so I'm gonna that decoder ring again. You had me covered? Covered from what? Oh you have to watch for those people from Indiana, they're a little loony! I think it's the lack of decent BBQ.
I was referring to the inbox and you being thrown out in the streets. Blond much? You will appreciate this tho- My Visitors consist of my EX-Brother in Law-Who is Gay-Something I should have seen before I said I do to his sister over 10 yrs. ago,and his 2 sisters. We all have a great time together and go to Galveston Beach and just hang out. They never make an attempt to call or go see my EX. Interesting Huh?
Oh, okay. I got it now, everything's clicking. Thank you much! As for your ex, maybe they decided they were better off without her too. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that she's a heinous witch.
Nice choice of words. It's pretty Bad when WD growls at her. On a Happier note,would you please check with the Awesome Canadian so I know what time Santa hits Ottawa please? Gotta leave a message for him before he gets there.
Damn,That sounds worse than the Poiocks and The Czechs! She's special,working in the U.S. against diabetes and puts up with my B.S.
So I guess now wouldn't be a good time to mention that my grandparents immigrated from the Czech Republic? Just kidding, I'm Irish (protestant Irish not Catholic Irish). Hopefully you'll hear back from her soon. I've already named the 3 kids you are going to have and I've planned the outfit I'm wearing to the wedding. I'm too emotionally invested for this to end now!
Well, Ottawa is in the EST and it is currently 2:39 p.m for those of us in the EST. Hubby says that Santa usually arrives around 1a.m in Ottawa, unless you're French Canadian. AD isn't one of those is she?
We have never Frenched nor have we had French Fries together so I really don't know the answer to that one. As for the keyboard,I will put WD on it to give you an advantage.
Well, if she is a Frenchie then I will have to cease all contact with the Klatsch when she makes her return. It is a matter of national pride to my husband that he never knowingly associates with a Frenchie and I'm bound by that by virtue of our marriage. I'm just kidding but seriously if she sings the French verse in Oh Canada then I'm outta here
I have returned from Wal-Mart. I barely made it out alive and I think I ran over small child in the parking lot. Did Dave leave already. I picked him up some pork rinds.
sorry I took so long to respond, got the go ahead to go home, so now I am at the house.
@truth- I am a consultant for refinancing mortgages.
@all- Have a merry Xmas, and I will talk to you all on Monday!!!
I can't believe it. The whole family coming over tonight for dinner and my husband kicks me out of the kitchen to bottle the beer he brewed earlier in the week!
And Your address is what?
It's our third batch of the season...an India Pale Ale.
Santa Update- He is on his way to Nepal. Dang,wish my sleigh was that fast!
Here is your list:
Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Vixen
Comet
Cupid
Donner (I like Donder better)
Blitzen
And then there is Rudolf
Their backup crew:
Fireball
Leroy
Pablo
Olive
Clarice
What about Jr. and Danica?
God, I wanna go home!!!!
Oh, poor thing! Zen out....you'll be home SOON.....think about the names of all the reindeer,
What kind of work do you do?
Hey Dizz, how is it hangin today?
Slow. We're open until noon, manager's last day here. YIIIPPPEEEE!! Unfortunately, she can't seem to shake her effing habits, still annoying the crap out of me. It's Christmas Eve Day, you have an hour left as manager here, give it a damn rest woman. Christ.
I had an annoying manager like that. Christmas Eve, though I normally left at around 4 PM, had to stay until 8 PM. It was a pain the the "face." Details, details, details....an annal approach to life. You have no idea how WELL I understand.
I know exactly what you mean...I think I used to work with her.
Damn,they let all sorts of riff raff in this place. What's up Bro?
25 minutes left until I blow up this Popsicle stand and throw down some Madden Football beatdown online. Then pick up NGF at 3 ish. Sledding, food, and presents planned for tomorrow. Gangsta.
Well I'm glad I caught ya in time. Merry Christmas my Brother to you the kids and of course The NGF. Hope you have a great one.
I sure didn't stir. I was knocked the **** out all night! I dreamed of Kat and SLT.
Greets and Christmas hugs to everyone from brilliantly sunny so Cal! I guess, from the sound of it, that our rain is heading your way. Brace yourselves, it's going to be a doozie....our news yesterday and this morning is all about bobcats, front loaders and heavy equipment scraping mud off the roads and the cost of a few bridge repairs (and a replacement here and there).
I perused yesterday's post and was on the floor laughing when I read the Google translation back and forth about Vietnamese to English. That could go into a stand up routine. Totally hilarious! You guys are GOOD!
Our friendly Editors edited some of that exchange. Things got a little out of hand and I got the rolled up newspaper across the nose twice.
Well, what they allowed to stay in view was a scream!
I saw it earlier, story about flooding in SoCal. anyway, it was a red sedan buried up to the roof with mud.
Yes, I think there's a whole fleet of vehicles buried and totaled by mud damage. Not mine, thank God.
Was that your car on the front page earlier?
Not my car. Can't find the photo...where exactly?
I like something hard, but festive. Mulled cider is good, as is Hot Chocolate cut with Amaretto...
As far as the festive goes, I just decorate the Mrs. with tinsel, but, if I don't have something hard, the Barbie Dream house just doesn't get put together.
LOL...I usually do all the wrapping for my bride in my den upstairs. You are right though, amazing how a little refreshment makes the process easier...
OK, so gotta wrap presents tonight, Question for all- Best drink for wrapping. Do you go with something flavorful to enjoy, or just go straight for the hard liquor so it is easier to understand assembly instructions?
I've got to get moving if I want to make it to WallyWorld before the rednecks wake up and realize they're out of pork rinds. I'll check back in this afternoon to see who may be hanging around. Merry Christmas!
Hey, I resemble that remark!!
Resemble? Resent? Well whatever, pass the pork rinds.
sorry i disappeared for a bit, got to BSing around the office.
Jerv- Hate to sound like a grinch, but enjoy it. Holidays are great when you are doing well, but when it's tight, hearing them say, "But my best friend got one!!" can rip a father apart. I guess some don't care, but I think those are the exceptions.
You too...Be well!
O.K. like a dumbazz I am going to brave Wally World. Got Rudy in the SUV to run over any Grandmas that get in my way. Be back shortly and if anyone leaves before then-Merry Christmas and Safe travels to all.
Santa Update- Man he is hauling azz-Next stop The Great Wall of China!
Negative...I agree though...looked more like a manifesto than a blog...
Yeah, I was kinda thinking along the same lines....so I'm not totally off on that one it seems.
Just curious. Have any of you tried any of Suvir Sarans recipes? Was looking at 5@5 and they look very long and involved.
Suvir knows what the heck he's doing, I promise. Involved, but worth every pinch of effort.
Again Kat, VACATION!!!!
A lot of it sounded good to me. Cooking is half the fun, eating it is the other.
I will make a note of that book...Sounds like a keeper.
I also like your father. You are blessed to have him around. I wish mine was more local, but more often the distance is actually a good thing. He is not a happy man, and being around him requires some degree of decompression afterward. Will be calling him tomorrow though, as always.
I think my daddy is the greatest man in the whole wide world. I'm a huge Daddy's girl and can not even fathom not having him around. He was diagnosed with prostate cancer in September and until that point I didn't realize how much I truly believed that he would be alive forever. Irrational, I know, especially given the field I work in. Sorry to here about your relationship with your dad. Parental-child relationships are treacherous and rarely cut and dried. Gosh, I'm very verbose today.
Verbose is a good thing. I like you posts. As a matter of fact, as a person that is childless, I find that I am kinda jealous of the folks here that have little rugrats. I'm happy for you all and don't know you from adam.
Wow...Opening a vein here, but I guess it is cheaper than therapy...:)
Queen, count your blessings. The older I get, the more I realize that your situation in more the exception than it is the norm. The world is poorer for that. Pass that same love and support to your own children and all will be better off.
Jerv, I totally know what you mean. I used to get jealous in church when I saw the happy families come rolling in, especially on the holidays. That said though, I do have one relationship that I truly treasure...I think I mentioned that I used to teach middle school. One of my students had no father inher life, as he was incarcerated. This young lady and I stayed friends and I eventually came to learn the details. Long story short, I eventually became her legal guardian. Today, she has a hubby and child of her own, and is striking distance from her doctorate degree. Truly one of life's subtle rewards are the people who touch our lives. Not all blood is family and not all family is blood.
Before I forget, when ever you and Miss Saigon do end up having kids, one book that I consider a must is "On the Night You Were Born". It is a very sweet book that I read to my both boys shortly after they were born and I've read to my 2 year old on his birthday. I read it to my 6 month old last night and started crying half way through it.
Good Morning-Ahhhh,The palm rubbing technique!
Nobody palm rolls better than me. I'm the palm rolling queen, baby!
I know You are sweetheart. Please don't run over me at Wally World. I'm leaving in 45 minutes.
Glad I was able to catch you before you left, RicH. You and everyone else have a great holiday. When Santa makes it to this hemisphere, he will find several shots of George Dickel whisky waiting for him at my place. Take care I'm calling it a day.
Merry Christmas little buddy.
Enjoy your Christmas, my Friend!
Good morning sunshines! Just stopping by before I head out to WallyWorld to get some groceries. Somehow the thought of taking a 2 year old and a 6 month old to WalMart on Christmas Eve is not appealing. As for the question of the day, we will be having homemade cinnamon rolls for breakfast Christmas morning, beef roast with potatoes and carrots (courtesy of my mom) for Christmas dinner. On Sunday we will do our family Christmas with all my sibs. We're trying an international menu this year. I got Italy so I will be bringing mini meatballs with rolls and provolone cheese for those that want to make a sandwich.
@Truth and Jerv: My dad still wonders why Hanoi Jane was never brought up on charges of treason. He also thinks she should have been brought in front of a firing squad.
I like your dad. My pop is retired military and says the exact same thing.
You must be a fast typer?
My dad is former Army, he was stationed in Alaska during the Korean War, umm I mean the Korean "Conflict". Don't get him started on that one either. As for my lightening speed typing abilities, it's just another one of my many talents. Hubby finds it to be a turn on (Canadians are little weird like that).
"Hubby finds it to be a turn on" Okay, before I start to pizz laughing, let me ask if you are joking, or is that true? What the frack, either way it is hilarious! The visuals of you typing and whoopie! (Now go away Peewee, just go away you nasty little bugger!)
Santa Update-Next stop-Kyoto,Japan!
I seldom watch Oprah, but I have no use for Jane...I really wish celebrities would shut up when it comes to politics. I understand that we all have opinions, but seldom shoul dpublic figures use this as a platform, you know?
Yup, sure do. And her pathetic attempts at an "apology" were nothing more than strategic moves to angle for selling more useless exercise tapes. But I have to admit, she was good in 9 to 5 and On Golden Pond. Give her that.
oh Norman, the loons...
Good flick. Actually the last time my father was in an actual theatre...I was all of fifteen at the time. Amazing how quickly time goes...
Amen to that! I phone my pop every evening and spend all holidays at his place. He can put a lot of these TV chefs to shame. No lie.
Good Morning! Christmas Eve is my favorite day of the whole year! We are leaving Santa some cut out sugar cookies that we made yesterday. Lots of Christmas sprinkles on them, thanks to the kids!
Tonight I'm bringing my Christmas Eve soup to my sister's house and I finished my grocery shopping for the most part yesterday afternoon. Gave the husband a list of things he needs to pick up today to finish it off. The market was all out of fresh basil!! So he needs to find me some today, my soup won't be the same without it!!
Morning Mom! Make sure he gets Basil and not alfalfa sprouts as they have been recalled again.
Good morning, All! Christmas Eve already and I still can't figure out why my office is open...I have done nothing but socialize and drink coffee this morning! Guess it coud be worse, could actually have to work for my pay today! Is everybody ready for the weekend?
Good Morning-The Boss is looking-act busy!
I have a pile of papers on my desk, I can rustle those whenever he walks by..that should do the trick! Anyone make coffee this morning? I am dragging after a night of baking and morning of soup preparation!
I'll get you a cup. Need anything in it?
Morning Guinn. I like you am working in an empty office. I'm dipping out in a little bit and will call it a day.
Morning Truth. RicH is going to send Peewee to his room for asking this but I simply can not resist. I was your buddy Hanoi Jane of Oprah yestgerday. What do you think of her?
Mornin' all, lounge looks a little empty this mornin.
Yeah, sure is. I'd do the Big Shoe Dance, but will leave the dancing to Queenie and the ladies.
Morning Dave. Everything O.K. in OK. this morning?
Suppose so, friend @ work called me about ten minutes before the alarm to get a ride to work. Kinda started the day on the wrong note, but, on the bright side I did manage to get out of Walmart at 11:30 last night, so I guess it all balances out.
(At least I think so, It's hard to think this early...)
I understand that. Gotta hit WallyWorld myself in about an hour. Trying to beat the last minute rush.
Yeah, the last minute rush started about a week ago, You are NOT going to enjoy your trip.
So has the rain hit yet? We are supposed to get it today and into tonight. We have only been getting little bits so far though.
Nothing yet.A 30 percent chance today and 80 percent tonite. Poor Santa!
Well, maybe it'll hit us first. We have 80% today, and 30% tonight. of course that was last night, it could have changed since then
You can always keep it up there and not send it this way. The Red River was a little dry last time I drove thru.
Santa Update- He is nearing Sydney Australia at this moment!
Good morning gang...Quiet day in here...
Good Morning my Brother. I found a pair of Ladies unmentionables over by the Stripper Pole this morning. Wonder how those got there?
Meant to pick those up, they belong to v apor.
Size small?
we stopped in last night and had the place to ourselves...hehehe
I see said the blind man! Hope you had enough one's on you. Girls don't like change{an obvious Obama reference for my Brother} HA!
LOL! No kidding...
Looking to do a couple of hours at the office and head home. Bride is working today as well, so should be an early one.
Gotta do a little shopping today so I'll be in and out. If I don't catch before you go-Merry Christmas to you and the Bride!
Thank you and to you and WD as well...Lots to be thankful this year. Employment, health and loved ones should never be taken for granted, you know?
That is something WE always agree on.
Dang it Pee Wee-A visual like that is something I was Not prepared for. Morning Jerv! Getting out early today?
Hehehe that Peewee is a nasty little rascal. Yup. Originally, I wasn't going to work today but instead decided not to use PTO since there isn't any one here. So you drive at night?
Yes Sir-Can let the horses run between Houston and Dallas! Might be better on Humanity with me driving at nite also.
Good Merry Christmas Eve Morning to Everyone! That includes you too Ms.SLT-aka Fearless Leader. O.K.-coffee is on and my workday or worknite is over. Santa better bring his umbrella tonight 'cuz it's gonna be raining down here. For Santa I have an ensemble of Oreo Double Stuff and chocolate cookies plus COLD chocolate milk. I wonder if Santa has Asbestos Underwear so he doesn't burn his "Buns" when sliding down the chimney? Ohh-Fine question of the Day. O.K. gotta unload some gifts for under the tree.
Morning RicH. I wonder if it is boxers or briefs for those Asbestos Underwear? Maybe even tightie whitie Calvins? Now there's a visual for ya first of the morning, courtesy of Peewee!