Sink your teeth into today's top stories from around the globe.

• Don't want TSA to touch your junk? Try pancakes. - The Colbert Report

• An in-depth look on why foie gras is not unethical. - Serious Eats

• Just say no to tongs. - Wall Street Journal

• Archi's Acres helps nurture combat veterans back into daily life through farming. - VOA

• Cookie dough dip. Yeah, there's nothing clever we can say other than: Want in belly. Now. - How Sweet It Is