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Can we not talk about my flair?
RichardHead has 19 pieces of flair. YOU....only have 8.
It ain't 5 yet so I guess since we are all HOT!
I'd hit us. Jill says I can.
Just what every bank needs, a giggling banker. Inspires investor confidence!
They need to put him right at the front door,kinda like a Walmart greeter!
I am. Why I hate this branch. They had no room for a third banker when I got here last year. I look like a receptionist. Far cry from the sweet office I had previously. However, I finally get a cubicle as my seniority has risen. One person left, the next hire gets this crappy desk.
Is it better than the bathroom stall with a phone but no windows?
I....I set the bealding on fire.
He was born with his own apple corer
He is going to laugh his self silly when he gets back!
Is that supposed to be apple pie? I bet Jdizz would do that!
Microwave at 70% for 30 seconds, then I will.
and some vanilla ice cream...
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