Yup – we know we're falling down on the job of making you pants-soilingly anxious about Thanksgiving dinner. You know, being all "rational" and "helpful" and whatnot with our recipes and tips for laid-back hosting - so sorry. To make up for it, let's induce some needless panic.
Please share your most entertaining horror stories in the comments below and we'll include our favorites in an upcoming post.
You may now resume rationality.
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