While you're frying up some eggs and bacon, we're cooking up something else: a way to celebrate today's food holiday and the most delicious finds on TV.
At the end of November 2, there will be winners and there will be losers, but alas, there is something for all to rejoice - it's National Deviled Egg Day.
That's not to say the holiday buffet staple doesn't encounter politics of its own. While most can agree that a deviled egg is indeed a hard-boiled egg whose shell is re-stuffed with a mixture of yolks, mayonnaise and spices, the general consensus stops there. Some finish theirs with paprika, some stir in pickle relish or a spot of mustard, and still others top 'em with pimento-stuffed olives. Porcine patrons can even throw a little ham or bacon into the yolk-y mix.
Whatever your devilish persuasion, it's time to get cracking.
What's on TV?
"Kitchen Nightmares" - BBC, 3 p.m. ET
"Private Chefs of Beverly Hills" - Food Network, 9 p.m. ET
"Ace of Cakes" - Food Network, 11 p.m. ET