Sharp blades, high flames, scalding oil - nope, it's not the next installment of the Saw film franchise; it's your kitchen. And it wants to kill you.
Our recent post about a cooking-related cleavage burn* and call for injury stories garnered some shudder-inducing accounts of band saw gouges, knife-gouged feet and the telltale burn mark that lets you pick a professional chef out of a crowd. Mitt up and read on.
Mind your mandoline
By the way, it was a mandoline injury that mangled Harry Smith on a recent CBS cooking segment, live with Katie Lee. She's since posted a safety video.
Burn, baby, burn
Badge of honor
*In response to a few queries: Yes, it's healing a bit but still hurts like the dickens. No, there will not be pictures, but you're a delightful gentleman for asking.