August 8th, 2010
06:15 PM ET
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"What do I eat that I am ashamed to admit?

NOTHING.

If someone thinks they're worthy of judging what I eat, or think they're going to try to tell me what I can't eat (I'm looking at YOU, New York Health Department), or even that they have the right to SPEAK to me about it, I have a complimentary meal for them. It's called a "knuckle sandwich" served with "mind your own business sauce".

I understand it's low in calories.

That being said, in the spirit of the day, there are a few things I eat that others may think I shouldn't, which just makes them taste better. Disapproval is sweet.

Fried Spam sandwiches with sweet pickle relish.
PB&J with bacon
Fillet mignon with pepper-bacon
Bacon with bacon
Chile con carnage (steak chili, no beans, no ground meat). Served with honeyed corn bread, of course.
Pork sausage/apple stuffing, served as the main dish
Entemann's Chocolate Vinyl Frosted Donuts made from Seat Cushion Foam" - LR

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August 8th, 2010
12:00 PM ET
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The five-second rule proves, to the shock of children and drunk people the world over, insufficiently prophylactic against salmonella and other bacterial buzzkills.

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August 8th, 2010
11:00 AM ET
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Chef Wesley True of Mobile, Alabama's True goes fin to fin with chef Chris Lusk of New Orleans' Cafe Adelaide for the title of greatest seafood chef in America.
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