"I went on a date with this one guy who I met through an online dating service (and soon quit). We go to the olive garden where he proceeds to talk about poo during dinner and then the check comes.... He made no effort to reach for the check so I pulled out a 20, no way I was paying for his dinner and mine. He pulled out a 20 and all together there was about 5 bucks left (so dinner was 35) I left the change on the table for the waiter. As we were leaving the guy PICKED UP THE MONEY! The poor waiter didn't end up with a tip at all and I decided that guy was not the guy for me :)" - TxC
I guy I work and travel with can't order anything "as is" from the menu. Here's a typical order from him to the waiter: "I'd like the seared tuna sandwich, but I don't want the bread. I don't want too much salt on it. By the way, how much salt do you normally put on it? I'd like the wasabi mayonaise, but put it on the side, and don't be skimpy with it! And can I substitute the sweet potato fries and get the chicken gumbo instead? And bring the gumbo in the larger bowl instead of the cup." Pain in the ass, this guy!
I think Olive Garden should have been the first sign.
What a schmuck.
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