"Oh boy... Listen people, nobody NEEDS alcohol to have fun. But honestly, why start a fire by rubbing sticks together when they've invented matches?" - JayM

"I got married last month, and I suggest you do the free beer and wine. If you are pissed that you had to pay for a cocktail or a shot then that's your problem. Plus, doing the electric slide with a rum and Coke instead of a beer is just Un-American." –Scott