While you're frying up some eggs and bacon, we're cooking up something else: a way to celebrate today's food holiday and the most delicious finds on TV.
Almond Butter Crunch Day is a national holiday best described by exclamatory words: Crunchy! Buttery! Chocolatey! Candy!
As if the traditional buttery-sugary-salty(!) mass o' toffee simply won't do - why the heck not cover it in chocolate? And while you're at it: why the heck not roll it in crushed almonds?
Christmas in July came a few June days early.
What's on TV?
Food Fest - QVC, 3 p.m. ET
"Hot Dog Paradise" - Travel Channel, 6 p.m. ET
"Hell's Kitchen" - FOX, 8 p.m. ET
"Cupcake Wars" - Food Network, 9 p.m. ET
"Dinner with the Band" - IFC, 10 p.m. ET
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